Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6558. page

>>36373673
You are the reason why I dont socialize online and also GET OUT NOW
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

I need nudes of her pronto. She hot.

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I want to impregnate Brittney Venti!

>>36373642
>In soviet russia internet wins you!

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Hey trump, how about those tax returns?

>>36373642
Have you every heard the tragedy of Darth Pleageious, the wise?

I really want to be one honestly. Every waking moment i want to but i just dont have the resources to do something like that.

>>36373665
Also it's become a lot harder, hasn't it. I mean with security cameras watching your every step and all. You can't even buy a fucking bar of chocolate without someone recording you.

>>36373603
We live in a society of 'likes' and instant gratification.

>>36373540
You think height and all that other stuff is the reasons why robots here never get puss? They just blame those features cause they don't want to admit their personality is the problem.

>>36373540
>t. square jawed 6'1 with a 7" dick and a full head of hair

>>36373540
I'm short, balding, don't have a great jawline, and am pretty skinny. They have definitely made it so my life isn't as fantastic as it could have been, in a sexual/romantic sense. I didn't go out and fuck different girls every weekend when I was single, but I have had a decent number decent looking to beautiful sexual partners (like 8 I think?), and am now married to a good looking, loyal woman who I love.

They do have an effect on you, but they're definitely not barriers to living a happy "normie" life whatsoever.

>>36373465
stop whinning about it and just do it phaggot

>>36373465
>>will leave suicide note blaming all the stacys that rejected me and all the chads that bullied me just to make them feel guilty
This is gay and ridiculous.

>>36373465
you are going to be dead. you no longer can or will feel bad. i bet your family is way more guilty of your situation that all those stacys and chads

>>36373449
opinion on hohols?

>>36373449
>russia
>neet

pick one, lad

>>36373449
russia seems really nice. i wish i lived there instead of the shithole in south america i was born in.

>>36373398
Those guys are qts desu I'd like to be spitroasted by them

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>>36373463
>bacne
>qt

Threads like this only exist to make robots feel worse about themselves. This is your daily reminder that r9k is not a support board for people like you to gather and talk about your problems. Instead it's a place where sick fucks like OP try to make you feel worse by juxtaposing porn pictures with things you feel insecure about. I'm not saying you shouldn't come here but you should always be aware of who you are talking to and what their motives are.

Fuck you OP. I hate you with a burning passion and hope you fail at all you do and suffer as you finally die.

>>36373269
Where did you poop?

>>36373320
In the bathroom. I didn't do anything gross I just have really smelly shit and it wafted all around the office.

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Where do you work?

Mega original shit right here.

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But no one was going to see it in the first place my dear anon.

>>36373326
True. Words of wisdom.

same. mine is 4 inches exactly.

Turns out medicine I took at 13-18 stopped it growing properly. To this day, i'm the 'confident, funny one' in my friendgroup, but I'm terrified of what would happen if anyone found out.

I just want a gf who'll accept me and love my dick.

Okay so this confirms he is /r9k/ right?

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if you dont buy a 20 piece McNugget MEAL today you are literally worse than hitler

Press S to shit down his throat.

moral of the story
stacy is dumb
betas will always be dumb cucks who get nothing in the end
chad always wins

>>36373033
>cuck never makes any moves on her and is always awkward as fuck.

>>36373033
yea i figured that this was one of those normie bullshit movies where they try and justify the roastie mentality

>>36372992
Here's a well deserved (You)

Organically Grown Oregano

>>36372992
It's time to sleep, anon..

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>mfw dumb midgets try to talk to me

Why would I want a muslim gf?

Original

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>>36372977
Who keeps making these shit why dont you x meme threads, seriously did i just miss a meme over the past year or so or is it just one faggot who keeps shitting up r9k with this retarded fucking bullshit.

>>36373267
you mad brutha?

Washing your face with water and soap and changing your diet works better than that snake oil

>>36372939
No. I used it for several years without noticeable improvement

No it's garbage. Rebranded overpriced salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide.

>>36372896
Heaven's Gate desu.
It would be funny to read people and control them .

>>36372896
Stairway to Heaven or Made in Heaven whichever name you prefer.

>>36372896
Probably sticky fingers, pretty practical if i say so