>16 hours without sweets and sugar in general
>mfw
What do I do? I'm trying really hard to break my sugar addiction but I can't fucking take it anymore. The withdrawal is killing me.
Not sugar but fast food is my vice. Taco Bell is like heroin to me. I've actually done heroin and quit without a problem but I can't stop myself from pulling into the Taco Bell drive-thru on my way home from class... JUST
>>35415957
>tfw 16 hours without water or other fluids
I trying to break my water addiction. What do?
>>35415957
Calcium and vitamin d
Good for fat burning and appetite reduction
>tfw made two threads in a row that got 100+ replies
>>35415947
were they gay threads, I bet they were gay threads
>>35415977
Nope, that's the best part.
You act like that's some kind of accomplishment. I've made several in a row that hit 500
>tfw you realize normies were going out all the time because of the thought "I don't want to end up alone"
>usually worked out for them
Oh. Fuck. So that's why they were always doing that.
Makes sense why I'm 24 (male of course) and alone.
>>35415939
Don't worry. We all die alone even those that have people by their bedside. No one will see what you see when you are about to have your last breathe.
>>35416113
That is true. And I'm pretty young, still gonna stick around to see some of these normie "MY AMAZING BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND <3" relationships fall apart. Haha.
These are the people here bitching about pure virgins, tattoos and piercings, etc
Which one of you cunts is this?
I don't see what the issue is. Tinder has been pretty much abandoned by the majority of people, leaving the drags.
Half the girls on there are landwhales that say "If you're under 6 feet, balding, make less than X, Don't lift, Not a feminist, like trump, eat meat etc don't talk to me".
>>35415900
I don't put it on my profile but I always swipe left on black girls, hispanic girls, fat girls, and unnatural colored hair
I don't care about smoking or drinking, he's just being a pussy prude. Tattoos and other body mods are symbolic slave brandings falsely presented under the guise of psuedo alt individuality, though
Reddit literally has hundreds of forums that are for women to show off nudes for upvotes and golds
>>35415874
link plz and I will praise
>>35416015
Not OP and not giving link. Just go r/gonewild
>>35416045
all I needed, thanks
Its a meat mountain
>>35415867
RIP Reviewbrah 1889-1945
we must secure the future of our meats
What episode is that dic
How can I bury the bitterness and become a nice person again?
>>35415837
Bitter asshole here as well but it only applies to family, but I still really don't care much about other people (edge xD)
I don't even talk to 3/4 my family members because they treated me like shit as a kid.
My niece from a sister who I somewhat could tolerate, yet don't want to rebuild a bridge with came over today and I just
Really caught myself off guard
This 1 year old can't hurt my feelings even if she wanted
Opened me up honestly, but idk what to do
>>35415837
>bury the bitterness and become a nice person again
pointless. Why bury the bitterness when the rest of the world is filled with genuine antagonism and subversiveness? Embrace nihilism and give up.
"If you can help someone, don't"
You can fake it. But the bitterness will always be there. Its irreversible damage.
t. Android.
My 10 yo niece just got one of these, should I be worried?
>>35415822
>wearing a neck fedora
I bet it was her mom's idea.
Yes. She's obviously a degenerate OP.
>>35415822
No, i think it's cute.
Hey Guys I turn 20 today. Still a KHV. I'm halfway through a bottle of bacardi. Whatchu drinkin thread I guess?
>>35415778
Other threads up... fml
>>35415778
>turned 20 last year
>still khhv
>still not allowed to drink alcohol
>>35416318
land of the "free" huh?
Was anyone else here gender non-conforming as a child to the point where they basically presenting as a girl? What was that like for you?
>>35415774
it's true that it happened
>>35415774
i didn't present as a girl but i've always had a really effeminate personality. probably why i got bullied so much
>tfw you can't beat materialism
>>35415771
It's not that hard. Just buy less shit and keep in mind that you don't need 90% of it.
>>35416882
This, it's not that hard OP, save a ton of money too. Materialism is a cancer, one I try my very best not to participate in.
Materialism is not beatable, so embrace it
Who else /fuckedupface/ here?
I've had acne for years, so many scars from when I picked at and popped my acne. The skin on my nose is literally just a bunched of scars layered on top of each other.
I've been trying to fix my face for years but nothing works. I have a face cream that makes my skin look a little healthier for a few hours, but other than that, nothing works.
>>35415758
Start using apple cider vinegar as a toner and buy a dermaroller. Talk to a dermatologist about peels and subcision.
>>35415758
I feel you, OP.
I'm still getting hormonal acne on my face/jaw/back and it's been going on since I was 15. Actually, somehow it wasn't as bad as a teenager. Now I'm almost 22 and it's still fucked.
>>35415758
Post pic or I'm gonna say it's not that bad.
Ok so, the anonymity here is very sacred, I understand that. But this one time, I read a post where two /r9k/ people met each other in the weirdest way. It went something like this:
>be me, beta cuck robot
>go to party
>there is a chad at party
>chad senses something "off" about me
>he mutters "pepe" (or something signature to this place, idk)
>we become best friends
>he helps me get laid
Ok yeah I think you get the point. What if... and I'm just throwing an idea out here... we could try to identify robots IRL through some subtle gesture. Something like, scratching your chin, and seeing if the other person does the same? You know, something that normies wouldn't be able to pick up.
What are the implications of this? Should this be a thing?
This seems kind of like a retarded idea but I still like it because I'm immature and think having some kind of secret code is cool.
>>35415700
Dude I agree, lets do something fucking wicked too, something normies would never do, oh I know! You could just suck me off! Yeah that'll work, if someone sees me irl, suck me off so we can talk about BRAAAAAP posting.
Well.._ lets come up with an agreed upon signal. Come on robots. I nominate pretending to pull a loose eyelash out of your eye and stare at it in your finger tips contemplatively for a couple seconds
>Girl and I were having a lazy Sunday, we had both gotten pretty drunk the night before
>Just laying in bed cuddling, spooning for hours (we had pretty lengthy drunk sex the night before)
>I get sort of bored, start kissing her neck, start moving down.
>roll her over (I had a thing for rimming her so she probably knew what was coming)
>keep kissing her all over as I get to her butt
>Kiss her butt a few times "S-stop, I have to fart"
>Fetish activates, THIS IS IT
>I mutter "do it" as I kiss her right buttcheek
>Move over to kiss the inside of her left cheek, as my lips press down I hear it blast from her pretty little butthole
>immediately taste it, I recoil as it didn't smell anything like a fart so close to the source.
>Tasted like sulphurous pennies.
>She breaks into laughter "That was a GOOD one!" She exclaims.
>Still in shock, not sure if I should reveal my power level
>"What did it taste like anon?" She asks me repeatedly
Then I proceeded to get the hardest, biggest boner of my entire life and literally the best sex of my (and probably her) life
Any other robots cursed with a fart fetish?
>Girl and I
Stopped reading there, gET OUT NORMALFAG OUT OUT OUT FUCKING OUT RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>35415632
No, stop! I'm one of you now!
Would you forsake one of your own simply for having tasted the forbidden fruit?! ...of butts?
I know there are robots who know this feel.
I wonder if its possible..
For someone to like anime and porn but not hentai
>>35415527
I don't like hentai anymore but I love the other two
I like hentai but not anime or porn.