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I am an INTP but turn into an INTJ once I have had coffee or cocaine
Is this feasible or do I have no understanding of Myers Briggs?
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>Myers-Briggs
>Real
By the way what's your sign?
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>>35053183
Myers Briggs is measured by how you react to the world around you
Zodiac is measured by god's cumstains stuck to the black blanket we call te night sky
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>>35053158
You don't get a well-developed Ni and Te when you have coffee, no. You just feel energized and stop being a lazy nihilist for a few hours.
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There are people that were born in 2002 who have already had more sex than you will have in your entire life
Just let that sink in
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>>35053112
I still have hope, OP.
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>>35053112
t. underage b& jealous of peers
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>>35053112
>Have younger sister who was born in 2001
>Her personality is shit yet she's not a virgin and is in a loving relationship
>be me
>5 years older
>never kissed a girl, held hands, been in a relationship, been on a date, had sex, cuddled, or hugged(except I got huggies mom and a grade school teacher)
>don't have any female friends at all
>sister won't talk to me
>mom won't hug me anymore
fuck this gay earth
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You know that you aren't a robot if you don't take a shit while sitting on the rim of the toilet, right?
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Who else pisses like a sissy?
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>>35053084
I piss with the seat down, get piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.
Just your daily reminder that you missed out on awkward first sex and experimenting with a 15 year old qt girl.
Thank you, move on.
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fuck you
aarghrfahafaghfagfgafgafagfafafaf
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>>35052978
how is even possible to be this ugly? seriously? how does his parents look like?
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Get back to your containment board, /r9k/ faggots
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Don't listen to the meme.
Getting a gf does NOT solve your depression at all when you still can't make friends...
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in fact OP, getting a gf actually makes life WORSE when you end up losing her after a year. Being left in the dust by the only girl you ever loved is a feeling worse than death.
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Life would be so much better with the added pressure of having to please someone while having nothing to offer.
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IF ODDDDDDS I DO SHIT
IF EVENS I SHHITPOST
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>>35052749
F
stream it
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>>35052778
INTERNET 2 BAD BUT I WILL TAKE A PICTURE
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>>35052796
TEXTELESS POST
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Say nice things about my cute daughter, Ebrietas!
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Didn't she kill Otzdarva for 5 hours straight?
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>>35052633
Good digits for your daughter.
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Why does my dick and balls smell so fucking bad?
Even just touching them with one finger and smelling them is enough to make me gag.
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>>35052604
Shower u fucking gook
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>>35052604
>not enjoying the stench of your own balls
There's something wrong with you, op
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is kobayashi a robot?
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Well considering she only had 1 friend who is a complete sperg autist she is pretty close.
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>>35052585
No she's a girl and even the girls want her. She could have sex easily.
Shouta is the robot. Except hes lucky enough to live in a world of magic to summon sex monsters.
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>>35052608
Before she met Tohru I would say she was definitely approaching robotdom, I wouldn't even go far to say she didn't even consider her only friend a real friend, only an acquaintance.
>>35052622
Only a true robot would say no to cowtits. Shouta is well in his way to becoming a wizard.
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Plea see convince me not to fap. I'm really hard right now and it's really tempting. I already did yesterday and I shouldn't for a bit more. Atleast a few days. Please help me.
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Because if you fap you become this
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>>35052806
brb im going to fap
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>it's a meltdown episode
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>>35052169
>it's "what the fuck am i doing with my life" episode
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>>35052169
>this thread sucks ass episode but sage anon sages it to the trash
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>>35052195
>it's a faggot announces his sage episode
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Getting married soon, how does it feel to know that your failures are self fulfilling prophecies.
goddamn, take a shower
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>someone succeeds once
>come here to rub it in everyone's face
lol sad.
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Low quality bait
Origorig
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Too bad most marriages don't last and she will cheat on you with superior black bulls.
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Hey son, it's your dad
Wanna go throw a football around?
No? It's ok, I see you're busy with your computer, haha
You spend a lot of time with computers, son
You're gonna be a really good programmer when you grow up, I can tell
You'll be bringing in the big bucks when you're the next CEO of Facebook, what with all your computer knowledgde
Hey son, congrats on finishing college as an art major
You might not become a lawyer like your old man wanted, but just know, I'm real proud of ya, son
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more like
>doesn't build up any expectations, never helps me do homework or study, completely absent
>doesn't do or say anything when when my grades start falling to failing level in high school
>gradually breaks all contact until basically stopping all communication when I'm a 25+ loser with no degree
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>>35052004
jokes on you, my dad's dead.
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>>35052166
and you'd probably be dead to him
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How much easier would your life be if you looked like this?
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Not much. He's better looking than me but still pretty ugly
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Ian had Chad potential, his lyrics are the drivel of a failed norm.
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Anyone here know of a legit site to buy drugs online without a prescription? does such a place exist?
oxy, xanax etc y'know stuff that would normally require you to see a doctor
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You could download tor and go to Reddit.Com/r/alphabaymarket
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darknet
nowhere on the clearweb is going to run the risk of selling controlled prescriptions