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I'm a boring spergy loser who should kill himself 2017-04-27 07:33:38 Post No.36597319
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I'm a boring spergy loser who should kill himself
Anonymous
2017-04-27 07:33:38
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See title plz
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>>36597319
what do you want from us anon
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>>36597319
For one: Don't do it. Your life is precious and if you feel like you're worthless, devote your life to helping others. Give not money, but you time and effort to charity. Help one another. You will find worth.
I am here to talk if you need to discuss your problems.
Also, that's an absolutely adorable kitten pic.
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>>36597319
Stop being boring then. Entertain us. Post dick pics.
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Why don t you want to make kids? 2017-04-27 07:33:13 Post No.36597307
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Why don t you want to make kids?
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2017-04-27 07:33:13
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>I m not confident in my genetic background, the only reason I became popular brad is because my parents are geneticaly really different
>parents: low IQ social outcasts
>sister: can t use logic at all
>cousin: missing one chromosome
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I have become so pathetic that I don't even feel like I have the right to touch a female. It just feels wrong to do it, I can't even imagine having sex, I wouldn't be able to get comfortable at all
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>earth has way too many humans as it is
>existence sucks, I'm not forcing this shit on anyone
>I don't know if the "you'll inevitably turn into your parents" thing is true but my mom is an overbearing narcissist and my dad is a stereotypical baby boomer so I'm not taking chances
>having kids would severely drain me of time and money, not really a primary reason though
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Only girl that asks me about them can't afford them and wants some that arnt mine. The first is the real deal breaker, the second probably is too.
Plus she has to home school them so they don't learn shit from idiots like you.
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feels like im on an island a lot, nobody understands
thats normal i think.
mentally ill and creepy
should I really just end it
i wonder that everyday, if i dont know how to change myself. then theres no other way then to just go away
like he said
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all i have is a knife
dont even know if i can do it. im so selfish I can't even do it.
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I switch personalities in my head
so reality doesnt hit me
i dont know how long i can do this until i have another panic attack
gonna take a cold shower
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yet the bloodbells chime
yet the bloodbells chime
yet the bloodbells chime
yet the bloodbells chime
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How do chestlets even compete against real women?
Do you think its the same thing for a women when she sees a girl with big tits as it is when a small skinny guy sees a bigger better looking guy?
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I swear that 90% of chestlets are already cute. Must be genes or something.
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>>36597145
I wouldn't know since I'm not a girl
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Without a doubt. My ex was a chestlet and she was ALWAYS complaining about how small her tits were
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Normies and Roasties.
Robots and Cyborgs.
This is a message to all.
Robots, our beloved board, our only place of interest, is now being plagued with normie content.
Females pretending to be robots, considering not having 10 cocks a day to be """xd forever alone (*O.O*)""".
This is absolutely abhorrent.
Females cannot be robots.
They are born pampered and loved by this entire world, without a single care for those around them.
These whores have discovered an untapped source of attention from desperate and vulnerable robots, giving a reputation of presence on these pages.
This results in normies wishing to ""join le fun"". They post their shit-tier threads, damaging the integrity of the entire board.
We will not stand for this.
Normies and Roasties beware.
You shall not fool us, you will not destroy us.
You will not have /r9k/ either way.
The excuse of "but i like it here", is a fallacy. By ruining and shitposting this board into oblivion, you are ruining the exact atmosphere you wanted.
Change is coming.
>Shitpost femwhore posts.
>Derail femwhore threads.
>Defend /r9k/.
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This isn't your board. It never was. You are here to entertain us. Either be entertaining or fuck off.
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Good post OP.
Oregonariolo
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>>36597143
Bump
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>be entertaining or fuck off
if we're not being entertaining to you just leave
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Albert's adventures: A Tuscan story 2017-04-27 07:24:34 Post No.36597101
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Albert's adventures: A Tuscan story
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Greetings everyone. Say hello to Albert.
This dashing young man is Albert in his teen years. A big guy for his young age.
Albert is born and raised in the Italian region of Tuscany.
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Albert grew to be a big, strong and capable man. At the age of 20 Albert made a brief career at his local association football team.
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Ciao Albert! How's Tuscany?
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>>36597207
Chow means goodbye dumbass
You wouldn't ask a question while saying goodbye
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Any of you guys ever met a girl who would have been the perfect gf but ended up screwing up the first date or were too afraid to ask her out?
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I haven't met a lot of girls
The pro's of living in the middle of nowhere
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>Screwing up on the first date
>too afraid to ask her out
this is me all over
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There was a girl who I had an online relationship with. I liked her because she was into noise rock and didn't seem to care about how autistic I acted. She couldn't make it on the first date because of work and the second time she had to take a friend somewhere. I got the feeling she wasn't interested in me so I stopped messaging her
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>tfw my dad watches porn on his computer in his room with the sound on full blast
I get that he's lonely after my mom passed away a few years ago, but it's really awkward to hear "YEAH FUCK MY PUSSY" and "CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE" coming from your father's room.
Should I say something about it or just let the man fap in peace?
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it's only going to get worse for him if he doesn't find a replacement for your mum
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>YEAH FUCK MY PUSSY
>CUM ON MY FUCKING FACE
It could always be worse. Just be glad it's not your father saying these things.
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Maybe he wants you to know, so you don't accidentally walk in.
Or maybe he wants you to join in
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I've fucked like 10 - 15 different girls and every single one of them never had a visible butthole like this while being fucked from behind. How do you make this happen? What are we doing wrong?
I'm talking hands free specifically here, no grabbing and spreading.
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porn isnt real anon
name plz tho
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>>36597046
that's because the anus isn't a sexual organ.
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>>36597046
Sounds like you're into fat chicks.
>leaning over desk to plug usb into back of computer
>nipple touches desk through my shirt
>instantly lurch back with my whole body shuddering
I haven't even been on hormones that long. Is this what girls feel when they accidentally brush their chest on something? Or does wearing a bra protect you
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i'm going to tie you down and rub your nipples raw!
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I wish I had sensitive nipples...
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>becoming a trap
what the fuck are you doing.jpg
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>balding at 19 yrs., hair is very embarrassing and I constantly feel self-conscious about it enough to keep hopelessly fixing it, slightly curly enough to go into weird shapes and look stupid
>acne on my face and slightly on my arms and chest and especially all over my back
>skin is so pasty and unhealthy that it looks red and splotchy like I have a rash whenever I'm cold
>short, 5'6"
>scrawny, 110 lbs.
>my penis is maybe 5" stiff at most and 2" or 3" soft
>constantly, obsessively blowing my nose every day every chance I get, hard to go to sleep because I can't lay without propping myself up enough so my nose isn't immediately clogged
>weak bladder makes it so I'm always bothered with making sure not to drink anything and to go pee before driving or doing something I can't easily excuse myself from
>irritable bowel syndrome that never goes away, always paranoid in feeling every moment while in public like I am about to or have already shit myself, even though I've never had that incident
>earwax builds up unnaturally fast and I have to struggle to unclog my ears just so I can hear again when it gets really bad
>neck and back are crooked, posture is horrible, my head is hunched forward when I stand
>eyes and facial muscles randomly twitch on occasion
>all this without even mentioning my horrific personality
>I'm stupid enough to still wonder sometimes why people don't like me
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Start lifting you pussy
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>>36597295
I used to exercise. I can't gain muscle because I can't gain weight no matter how much I eat, and I hate eating to begin with.
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I have the same earwax problem. Had to go to the doctor to get then to unclog it. I also started balding around 19 but got on finasteride and it saved.
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>sacrificed my social life to play video games
>literally chose mindless digital entertainment that wont help me in the long run over a bf/gf
It hurts. Anyone else know this feel?
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>implying you could've gotten one if you "tried"
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I did it instead with mainly wasting time by studying outside of school what interests me
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Learn to balance your gaming hobby and your real life responsibilities. It's not that hard
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>tfw no Swedish mongol twink boipucco bf
No point living.
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> tfw canadian
> just want norwegian bf who likes death metal and has long hair
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>>36597524
Why don't you ladies just ask out the guy you want?
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>>36598473
>ladies
Origano pesto
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Seeing how I'm a cyborg I'm neither here or there, and it seems to be taking its toll on me, total rejection has been slowly making me lose all interest in anything and everything, I've only noticed it today
>sitting around doing basically nothing
>ex gf i somehow managed to keep a relationship with for a week walks up
>"hey anon, I've broken up with my boyfriend, I want to get back with you"
>not even a bit of hope left
>"no fuck off"
>rejected only chance at leaving the abyss of being a cyborg
It seems I've grown so deep into cyborghood I don't even have a will to leave it. Send help.
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She's not worth it if that's what you're asking
Never get back together with an ex, it'll only end up with more heartbreak mate
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>>36596854
well that's what i figured anyway, but even if I'd have wanted it a while back ago, now it just seemed like there's no reason to try anything anymore
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>>36596814
You did the right thing lad. Hopefully you will have another chance with a new woman.
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>be me a normie in high school
>play sports don't really have friends
>graduate and start uni
>roommate is cool dude and a nerd
>shows me anime despite my efforts
>"holy shit.jp"
>become obsessed with anime
>hide in my room watch anime all day
>browse internet for more anime shit
>find 4chan
>Hentai
>start jamming to anime music
>find Kpop
>Become obsessed with Kpop
>Only guy I know in southern college that listens to it
>all alone but it's ok I got my bias
>sophomore now I'm in too deep
>no friends
>Kpop and anime are all I do
>Kpop band Kard is playing in my hometown
>Contimplating missing my finals to go see them
>Should I kill myself
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Don't kill yourself, but don't miss your finals either. K-pop is ok as long as you realize how fast it moves. Don't obsess, maybe you can strive to clean up like your biases.
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Kpop is shit, listen to superior Jpop or kys
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please go to Clemson