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Tick-tock lads.
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FUCK THE POLICE


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>>37966995
hahahahaahah
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You should be suspicious of things that make it easier for you to accept giving up.

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>mom starts joking that maybe I should look into dating one of my cousins
I GET IT WHORE I'VE NEVER HAD A GF FUCK OFF
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>>37966987
don't call your mom a whore, that makes you son of a bitch, anon
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>>37966987
You should unironically fuck one of your cousins.
That'll show her.
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>tfw closest you've ever gotten to a girl was playing doctor with your cousin

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>WHY IS YOUR LIFE SHIT?

if I'm going bald at such a young age, i might turn gay because loneliness is one of my biggest fears. My mom is the only thing I have and I'm going to lose her some day. All of my brothers are older than i and i have no real friends. I might also kill myself the next day mom dies just so I don't have to deal with the pain
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I don't think my life is shit. I don't think your life is shit either from what you've told us. Sounds like you're making mountains out of molehills.
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>>37966986
>i might turn gay because loneliness is one of my biggest fears
This is just pathetic. Settle for a 6/10 at very least.
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>>37967041
Bisexuality is another option

>>37967004
I got more I just didn't say it. If anyone wants to read it here it goes

my brother steals from us. He doesn't steal expensive shit or things that are big but he's stealing nonetheless just to buy drugs. Im sure that after mom is gone hes gonna keep stealing from me because that's what he does, i could beat the shit out of him if i wanted to since he's a skelly lanklet but i can't get myself to stand up FOR myself. I live in a 3rd world country (Argentina=white) and i don't see myself outside of this hellhole either, I'm not smart at all (matz ar hard xdd) and i haven't decided for a career yet.
I'm fat but I don't worry about that since that comes off quite easily, in fact I lost over 10lb (i believe that's either 3 or 4kg)

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Women are so cute, I hope one likes me some day!
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I hope so too, especially that onr girl I like.
I know this won't happen though.
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>>37966950
Chin up, Anon! You'll always be happy in the end if you keep an open mind and heart :)
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>>37966932
I've had girls like me
1st one
>my crush from HS
>dyed red hair
>emo
>we never talked before
>she asked me to prom
>literal whore

2nd one
>fat coworker
>super shy
>literally obsessed with me

3rd one
>gf of 3 years
>cute
>Christian girl
>she was dating me and another guy at the same time
>claims to have PTSD from the other guy
>doesn't remember us ever dating

A few other, but none of them are significant... I wish I had lower standards and that women were actually trustworthy.

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Who here hates women and feel disgusted by them?

They're slutty unfaithful self-centered narcissistic pieces of shit who will grow tired of you in no time cause they don't value people as human beings, they only see their own little emotions and feel entitled to sit on top of their high throne waiting for you to suffer and give all your might so they feel secured, loved and pretty and will run away from you at the first sight of insecurity or feeling down.

It's no wonder women posted on this website are either cute faces or slutty shameless naked bodies, their only purpose is to serve as fuck meat, they're not real people, they don't feel emotions like we do, they have no heart and no worth, no pride, don't be fooled they don't have any self-respect but they hate people with a passion who think they can order them around. They think they should be treated as divinities and will never give anything for anyone outside of their own kids, and even then a lot of women don't give a damn about them if it means paying alimony or having to settle down from the young years also depicted as "cock carousel" on this board, because that would only reflect their own mortality, their decaying beauty that is, and they know it only too well, the only thing preventing them from being completely obsolete and ignored.

I despise women with their pretty face, make up and sexy clothes, their rounded asses and appealing tits, they're NOT real people, they're little beasts feasting upon your soul and leaving you for dead once they're satiated.
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>>37966924
I'm becoming like that more and more.

I used to like looking at pretty women, now all I see are members of a very privileged group.
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this is why 2d is the true light
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>>37966924
I hate almost everyone. Given the same level of legal superiority, men do the same level of dispicable shit.

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically r9k...
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these are facts. i already don't want children but this makes me want them less. what worries me is that i will eventually meet a women that will trick me into wanting them.

it's only a matter of time before i create one simply by accident. pray for me
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>>37966837
I don't know man, I would like having a daughter.

>get to raise a qt with me and my waifu's genes
>she would inherit my quirky habits and sayings
>she would make some nerdy guy very happy one day
>mfw proud
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>>37966837
fucking repost, downboated

New Discord server for any autists, fembots, robots, and general memery because our old discord was deleted because the guy only wanted anime chat. Come and socialize, make friends!
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discord jm4jG
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delet this

origgnaldoi of course
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lmao, origbaldo

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Daily reminder that there is more diversity in the White race than in any other race on Earth. This is what the Jews want to destroy, don't let them.
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/pol/ GO BACK TO CONTAINMENT BOARD
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS ANYMORE
ONLY FEELS
REEE REE
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persuade me to give a crap
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>>37966820
What are you doing about it OP? Me I have 3 white children and an AR-15 and Colt Single Action Army, just in case the race war happens or das juden attempt to ruin me.

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Who unironically started to learn shuffling after all these party rock threads?
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>shuffling
isn't this just a thing druggie homeless kids used to do at discos in melbourne 20 years ago?
fucking gay.
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>>37967024
Raves never stopped happening, man. People like you just don't hear about them.
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>>37966748
>Learning shuffling
Nigga you just shuffle. Get hammered, and start to wiggle.

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Screwed up at work again.
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Same
I hate my fucking supervisor. I sometimes think about killing her. She keeps "accidently" calling me by my coworkers name as if she doesnt even know who I am. I swear to god that she does it on purpose just to rattle me. I want to fire back at her but im not sure how it will turn out.

I hope she slits her wristd
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>>37966811
Just call her by someone else's name too, but don't use a negative tone. Try to make it sound like you're just joking around with her.
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i fucking hate screwing up at work

i'm the youngest staff member by a good 12 years in a lot of cases and a lot of people have been working this gig since I was in diapers and I make stupid mistakes all the time since there's basically no training, just "here read all these policy manuals"

and i fucking hate screwing up because i am worried people will think i'm useless or stupid or lazy

>tfw when I see a guy who's more attractive than me but he's shorter than me
Is there a better feel?
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>>37966682
So, women would rather date an ugly tall motherfucker or a short attractive guy? Judging by the way society works nowadays, she'll go for the better looking one no matter how short he is.
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>>37966682
>tfw see a guy who's more attractive than me and shorter than me, but he has a gf
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>>37966682
>marking fun of manlets
Best feel OP

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>wake up to an alarm
>leave in a hurry for work
>spend about 9 hours there (when you include unpaid mandatory lunch break, parking, arriving early to ensure you'r e on time, etc)
>have a few hours of free time afterwards
>try to fall asleep at a timely hour
>do it all over again the next day
>5 days a week
>most of the year
>most of your life

How do people pt up with this live-to-work arrangement? What makes it feel worthwhile for the work slaves of the world to put up with this, or even worse, just to continue existing? What is stopping them from just snapping and killing themselves rather than go through the drudgery any longer?
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The answer to all your questions is the following, my friend: I D E O L O G Y (and the fact that if you don't wagecuck you'll probably end up homeless and literally starve to death).
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>>37966589
Well, first, mom's basement ceases to be an option...
See you shortly.
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>>37966621
>end up homeless
>what is neetbux

It's not hard to live off neetbux unless you're a complete fucking retard, the only reason normalfags can't live off minwage is because they waste money on trivial shit and don't know how to budget.

>waaa i'm so broke
>" but lets go to bali xD"
>" lets go to this amity affliction concert and spend $50 on drugs xddd"

Its poor decision making like this and being a single parent / having children young when you aren't financially stable that lead to people not being able to live off neetbux / min wage.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
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Im so sorry i feel suicidal

At least im original
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Lol! Le shrek life! Keep on meming, my dude!
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I hope you fucking die

If I find you, I'm gunna grab you by your neck and take a knife to your stomach, and I'm gunna fucking cut you. And you'll bleed. And if anyone asks me who did it I'll fucking kill them.

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Who /nightwalk/ here? Learning how to shuffle like a party rocker edition
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>>37966571
if i night walked where I live I'd get fuckin stabbed mate, so no.
seems nice though.
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if i night walked where I live I'd make someone think they'd get fuckin stabbed mate, so no.
seems nice though.
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Captchas

is it weird to send accidental text on purpose to girls that arent responding?
can they see through it?
what if its completely irrelevant but interesting
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>>37966540
They can see through it, don't do it. I've done this many times, they know what you're doing.
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A double text is fine in my head as long as its not creepy or desperate. Triple texting or more is cutting it close though. Got more details on the situation?
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>>37966555
checked.
nah im not going be like
"HEY THANKS FOR SUCKING MY DICK LAST NIGHT JESSICA"
WOOPS WRONG PERSON.
i mean something completely different and not having to do with the opposite sex.
something to just spark interest.

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