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Last night went like this:
>Didnt feel like doing anything at all
>Look for hottest girl in recent matches
>Message her ''baby''
>Have snapchat username in 3 messages
>Snap her if she is at home
>Shes at after work party thing
>Ask if she needs a ride home i have bottle of wine
>Pic her up and chat her up in the car
>She asks me inside her apartment
>Drink wine and fuck her
>She asks if i wanna stay and i said that i had to get up early
>Woke up at noon today

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>>39254044
You don't get worship. Just my unending envy and hatred.

>>39254044
I don't really give a fuck about that tbqh

>>39253661
The entirety of /r9k/ can't come up with a good comeback to that post

>>39254015
Except nobody said stacy created all problems. It's a stupid strawman

>>39254031
Stacy, Chad, the jews, same difference.

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>>39253580
>tfw no gooey panty gf

>that gigantic shit stain

jesus fucking christ bitch learn to wipe

>>39253645
I too would like one. I want to see what it tastes like but I'm afraid of eating anothers man semen. its looks too similar to distinguish.

I usually eat once every 5 days but I still wont lose any weight. Probably because I drink more than a liter vodka everyday. Fuck this shit

already /skeletal/
it would be okay if my ribs weren't disgusting and uneven

i eat plenty but marfan syndrome keeps me thin

>>39253490
damn how tall are you? skelly as fuck

>>39253325
>Sorry, I don't date girls with brown eyes

>No sorry, I don't befriend roasties.

No, sorry, I'm Jewish.

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>>39253195
You don't really believe liking men is considered straight do you anon?

>>39253195
No traps look that good, that's clearly a girl until proved otherwise.

gaythreads are welcome to die. they're a cancer on this board

>>39253129
Maybe Programming/Scripting.

>>39253179
That's literally my work. And I hate it with all myself.

>>39253129
Photography or Running

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>>39253075
>"HEHE RIP HARAMBE"
>FREE KEKISTAN XDDD

>>39253309
That pistol looks wrong.

>>39253466
You look wrong

>>39253044
just think thirsty beta virgins probably paid for all of her shit.

>>39253056
I will never understand what kind of brain damage have those donators

>>39253298
Major thirst and a sad passivity

>breathing
I make 100k a year I just want someone to touch me. I am 6'3 200 lbs and I work out. Jesus Christ I am so alone please talk to em.
Discord: meethemeat#7644

>>39252948
just hire an original prostitute

> her age
Legal

> Her height, build,general looks
Short asian girl would be best but i could love anyone

> Her ethnicity and location
Asian anywhere
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya animus mosic
> Why do you want a gf
Im fine with a friend honestly
> What could you offer
Completely dedication and time
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Just be loving honestly supportive
> Deal breakers
Cheater
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

Im a spic that loves animu vidyas mosic of all kinds im incredibly open to anything im in cali

>>39252823
Having a job is enough. Women are a waste of time.

Yeah need a job. Then you can eat like a lonely king.

>>39252823
Start watching to show or playing any game and I get bored in 5 minutes come back here

>>39252668
Why do you not follow Allah?

>>39252692
Because I would rather follow a God that loves me unconditionally than a some some shit made up by a sand pedo.

Remember that time when Noah got so drunk he cursed all of his son's descendants to be slaves for the rest of history?

>>39252642
I walk barefoot or sometimes slip into slippers.

why would you wear shoes indoors
you'll track dirt everywhere and have to clean the floors more

>>39252642
I live in Japan now, so I always remove my shoes before stepping inside. But back when I lived in the US, I used to wear my shoes to my room, take them off there, and then go barefoot.

Why don't you just move to Europe in a refugee boat?

>>39252533
Can I see you in the nude before you an hero?

>>39252533
which part of islamistan

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>>39252459
He's doing just fine. Bothering semi-famous women who don't want to talk to him as usual and getting more into being a brony than ever before despite MLP's declining popularity.

>>39252459
>>39252491
please stop using male pronouns. she identifies as a girl

>>39252459
The most recent thing I heard is he went to bronycon and is asking for money.