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It isn't fair. It just isn't fair...
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>>38913314
That's just how it is, anon.
Do not expect anything from the world, even if you were to sacrifice everything, it does not care.
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HELLO!

LUCKY YOU!

MY NAME IS YOU-KAZAMI!

I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR LIFE QUESTIONS!

MY APPEARANCE IS VERY RARE!

ASK AND RECEIVE THE ANSWERS!

OR JUST KEEP ON DOING THE SAME THING!
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>>38913792
post feet please

oorfrfrwhrggz

imagine having even one of your muscles in working condition
nothing spectacular, just functioning. when was the last time you tried a push up? how did it go?
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>>38913199
Pretty well. I'm reasonably fit, just not hueg. It's not too hard if you do a little bit every day. Any lazy robot can do a few pushups or a plank in his room.
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>>38913199
Well I'm physically quite fit. Last time I did push ups was a couple days ago. Went ok, hadn't done them in a while so was a bit sore the next day.
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>>38913199
I'm naturally fit enough to do basic things.
I found out all the things from below from my /fit/ sperg-out that lasted for a week until I gave up.

I can sprint for ~100 meters, I can do 20 pushups, 40 squats, and I can lift about 180 pounds (80 kg). For physical reference, I am 6'3" and 125 lbs.

I've always thought people are joking when they say some people have muscles that don't function.

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What should real robots do now that our board is completly gone? Should we ask for a new board?
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>>38913180
There's hikkichan, lainchan, uboachan, wizchan. We've got other boards.
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>>38913180
we literally have no place anywhere. not even on the internet. with a new board it will end up the same way this one has
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>>38913197

But wizchan hate robots because they are celibate by choice. Don't know about the others.

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When did you finally realize you were broken and there was no one close enough to save you?
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>>38913150
I created this situation for myself. I can get out at anytime. THherefore, I don'tncare about it
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>>38913150
Not yet. That'll happen after my mom dies. Then shit will really start hurting.
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When I was about to get laid and couldn't get hard. So much effort to get a qt gf and it all goes down the fucking drain. Been depressed since.

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>so anonymous, tell me about your childhood..

were you predestined to be a robot? or did society made you one
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>>38913131
Both of it turned me into a mix of Kenny McCormick+Butters+Milhouse+Scott Pilgrim+Basil Fawlty
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>>38913131
I remember being 7 years old and being persuaded to be a robot for some reason.
I had no idea other people shared this feeling before coming here.
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Society pressure made me one. Sometimes I'm happy knowing I'm not an idiot normie, but during my childhood I was so happy. Don't know how I feel anymore.

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How do I obtain qt Japanese gf?
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>>38913114
give le jap le checken sanwich
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be wealthy, find one in her late 20's or 30's
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>>38913114
bumper
I want Azian gf

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>been wearing pic related for years
>comfy as fuck
>they go with everything
>practically, the perfect shoe

>people always tell me these are "autist shoes"
>people always tell me my shoes are "weird" and that I should buy a pair of nikes

What the fuck? Am I really that far gone?

These shoes are fucking perfect, in form and visually... What THE FUCK is the problem with fucking normies? Goddamn
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>>38913030
>What THE FUCK is the problem
Your face is the problem. If you were attractive people would ignore or even compliment them.
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>>38913030
Normies are only complaining because they aren't "popular". Just ignore them and get on with your life.
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>>38913030
>Wears NB
>Calls NB the "perfect shoe"
>Wonders if he's autistic
Nigger, thats the equivalent of having a certification from the world's most renowned 10 psychotherapists, clearly stating youre autistic and then you go "WTF? AM I ACTUALLY AUTISTIC??"
Yes. Yes you are.

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cherish your father anons, he won't be around forever
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DADDY DIED LONG TIME AGO
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t-thanks for reminding me anon, i will, he is a good man
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Says you. What do you know. Idiot. Fucker. Bitch. Bitch boy. Bitch. Bitch bitch. Fuck you. I don't even have a Dad. My Dad's a shark.

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OHHH WAGIEEE.....WEEKEND IS OVER...ANOTHER WEEK OF TORTURE lol
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shut up you fuckin neet retard SHUT THE FUCK UP PIECE OF SHIT I HATE YOU STOP REMINDING ME EVERY FUCKIN MONDAY
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mondays are the worst
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>>38913011
Actually this is my day off.

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WHO... THE... FUCK... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP MY NIGGAS IF YOU AIN'T UP DURING REAL NIGGA HOURS YOU BEST BE DEAD CUZ ITS REAL NIGGA HOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS

https://youtu.be/vcwgDoNSz00
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>>38913005
this was unironically a bad post. you should be ashamed
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>>38913026
Maybe, but at the same time it can easily become a good post ironically, it's just a matter of perspective.
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What is going on here?
Why are you up so late?
Does your mother know?

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>chad cousin and his gfcame to me for few days
>he wants to go to aquapark tomorrow with his gf and friends
>invites me
What should I do anons? I don't want to go. How do I deny it without looking like autist?
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Bump vump bump
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>>38912936
go to aquapark but dont be the 3rd wheel. get in there with them and later separate and have some fun alone. Its possible.
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>>38913395
This. Alternatively just say you had plans to play games online with some bros that dayv

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>SO YOU GOTTA LET ME KNOW
>SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
>F I GO THERE WOULD BE TROUBLE
>BUT IF I STAY THERE WOULD BE DOUBLE
>SO YOU GOTTA LET ME KNOW
>SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
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>Man I got the pussy on lock doh
>Grabbin at my willy made my cock grow
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>>38912906
When the low heavy sky weighs like a lid on the spirit, aching for the light,
And when embracing the horizon it pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night.
When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon in which hope, like a bat, flutters blindly,
And bruises its timid wing and tender head against the walls and rotted ceilings.
When the rain stretching down its long streaks of water imitates the bars of an enormous prison
And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come and weave their webs inside our brains,
And suddenly the bells swing angrily, and hurl their hideous uproar into the sky like a band of wandering spirits, who wail relentlessly.
And long hearses without drums or music move in a slow procession through my soul.
And defeated hope bursts into tears.
And the fierce tyrant, Anguish, sets his black banner on my bowed head.

how in the fuck is this not original
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>>38912941
>how in the fuck is this not original
you found the bug in the matrix senpai,

>YOU GOT THE TOUCH
>YOU GOT THE POWEEERRR

shes still not real but im still in love with her and its getting harder to cope with the loneliness
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Agreed, no other waifu even comes close to Rin. I've replayed her route at least five times and cried every time, maybe it's high time for round 6.
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>>38912888
What loneliness? You have her right there in that image, as well as your heart.
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>>38912926
but ill never have her in my arms. no matter how hard i try to fool it, my brain always knows the difference.

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I have a stupid disorder called BPD and it makes me seem really emotional and unreasonable at times and that makes me angry
AMA

Also anime recommendations?
Pic related is things I've watched, there's probably more I can't think of off the top of my head
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>>38912884
bpd isn't real you're just a cunt and a low test bitchboy
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>>38912927
If only that were true, then I'd stop being a cunt and be something else instead
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>>38912963
keep watching your gay cartoons and you'll be a tranny in no time

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>anon looks like he doesn't want to be here
I don't say this often but fuck normies man. Just who do they think they are?
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>"Woah anon, don't get so excited haha! xD"

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU STUPID NORMIE CUNTS
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>>38912883
> "My god, anon! Stop being so loud! I could hear you from a mile away

Fucking hate my uncle
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>>38913140
>implying being loud is not the most normie thing
leave


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