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Who here
> Pole living in brexitland and perceiving brits as false nice people that are going full brexit behind your back?
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>>34943004
Stop making polski sklep then. It's not hard. Just stop opening shops thats sell cheese and sausage.
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>>34943048
But polish kielbasa is so good.
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>>34943004
No elo ziomus. I tak pewnie lepiej niz na ojczyznie.

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I just listened to Stan by Eminem for the first time in my life today. I can't stop listening to it now. What is it about sad shit that makes you want to keep listening to it?
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are you like 12 or so?
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>>34942998
>I just listened to Stan by Eminem for the first time in my life today

underage get out
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>>34943026
>>34943065
No, I'm a metalfag that doesn't typically listen to rap.

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I feel that our society has begun to favor intelligence and the self over nobility, talent, sacrifice, honesty and persistence. There seems to be a cultural obsession with scientists among our youth. Pop-scientists, like Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson especially, despite our youth lacking mathematical ability. Sacrifice and honor have been reduced to being seen as naivety and stupidity in the eyes of the masses, in favor of lust, instant gratification, and carnal desire.
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society is constantly shifting bro, whatever arbitrary values (e.g. honor, nobility, sacrifice) you want society to have isn't going to change anything about it.

Carnal desire will always be with us, that's how we've essentially taken over the whole planet, lots of fucking, and the ability to manipulate objects at will.
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wait is being good at math valued?
im good at math let the good times roll
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>>34942907
Neil degrasse either says obvious shit worded in a specific way to sound smart, or virtue signalling bullshit.

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>mom giving me lift to college
>my birthday is on saturday which sucks because it means I wont get a day off studying for mommy's special little guys attention day
>start screaming that it's my birthday TODAY
>mom doesn't even try, simply does a u-turn and drives towards home
>pissed off she even woke me up for this, on my birthday of all things
>piss my pants and wet the seat screaming for my birthday cake
>mom starts crying
>it's a sign she'll give in
>"ANON YOU'RE 24 FUCKING YEARS OLD YOUR BIRTHDAY IS NOT UNTIL SATURDAY IT'S TIME YOU GROW THE FU-"
>baby doesn't like being yelled at
>and baby needs burping
>"burp me or I'll fucking vomit"
>"NO THIS HAS GONE TOO F-"
>stick my fingers down my throat and vomit all over the steering wheel, her hands and her lap
>"baby is all empty and ready for his cake mommy", I said through a smug little shit-eating grin
>mom gives up and drives to the cake store
>I scream "DONATELLO LEONARDO RAPH-
>she cuts me off and tells me to shutup and wait in the fucking car while she gets me my special ninja turtle cake
>well mom, baby doesn't like being told off, so baby is gonna shit his fucking pants
>She came back to the car, saw the mess baby had done all over the seats and broke down crying
>I politely asked for my birthday cake, and started shoving and stuffing my fat faggot face with it
>"Oh by the way mom, this doesn't mean you're off the hook. I still expect a real birthday cake on Saturday."
>I finished about half the cake, most of it just smeared around my mouth and face, huge chunks melting and crumbing all over my lap
>just to teach that bitch a lesson I smeared the rest all over the inside of the windscreen. that will teach her not to fuck with me
>she wiped away just a little hole to see through and cried all the way home
>"it's baby's birthday, and baby doesn't want to walk"
>and baby needs changing

Can't wait for my real birthday this Saturday.
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>>34942906
Bitch got what she deserved, anon.

>be me
>mommy's plump 800 pound baby
>wake up this morning
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>hear mommy sobbing as she walks into my room.
>she has to tip toe around my bottles of pee pee and poo poo that cover the floor.
>"WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST, WHORE?"
>mommy takes something out from behind her back.
>its a knife
>"no more, anon. No tendie breakfast today."
>my big boy strength kicks in
>i lift my plump body up for the first time in years.
>"RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>mommy begins to cower in fear
>tackle her to the floor, she drops the knife.
>the floor collapses under my ample girth
>fall down to the living room below.
>thankfully my big boy rolls and mummy cushion my fall.
>the fall still makes me unleash a wet fart of rancid yellow-brown poo poo.
>my stomach grumbles.
>"MOMMY MAKE ME BREKKIE!!"
>the fucking bitch is taking a nap, with her neck at a 90 degree angle.
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>>34942906
Happy Birthday for tomorrow anon original
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>>34942906
Op is living the life.
Today op was not a faggot

Wait... um...

What?
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>>34942865
just normies trying to be smart
nothing to see here folks
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>>34942865
Idiot who guy buy the name Anonnews who uses images of women as a shilling tactic by targeting your sexual reaction to a female's disappointment or confusion.
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Its 1 vs 99, but 98 of the 99 are not even aware or just don't care there is a problem.

>tfw no bf from the uk to fuck my boipussy and make me lick their feet
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>>34942846
i love making girls and boys alike worship my feet
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>>34942846
im from the UK anon. you got contact?
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>>34942905
[email protected] email me here

>>34942900
>mfw reading this

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You wake up in the middle of the night and notice this beautiful girl lying down fast asleep on the other side of your bed.

What do?
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grab and honk the balls and say, "wake up sweetie"
I'm not gay
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Shoot the disgusting fag before I contract AIDS from it
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>>34942797
That's no girl.

It's time to RIP AND TEAR

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Do gingers have soles?
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big smelly soles evidentally
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>>34942728
hopefully not all of them are so macerated.
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would you smell coppercab(claire(male))'s trap soles?

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I have become used to people hating me in school; it has been this way for a very long time. People not wanting to be with me, excluding me from their events, spending time alone between classes.

It never really bothered me, because I knew that at least I had my family to rely on.

Anyway, I made this thread because a couple hours ago, over some stupid, trivial shit, I had an argument with my dad. Things got a bit out of control, until he snapped and told me he hates me. That he hates people like me, because I am a piece of shit person, and hates the way I am. Then he told me to get the fuck out (we were in his business).

I went to my car and drove home. It wasn't until I got here that it hit me that my father has always hated having me as a son.
Anytime he's been mad at me, and as it always happens whenever people are influenced by anger, he tells me the same thing over and over again: that I am a piece of shit and he hates me. We get, or got, along so well, but now I think that he's always resented me being the way I am. My mother tells me the same thing when she snaps.

I feel awful right now. I feel like I've lost the only thing that made me had something. Even if we make up, I know that in my parent's eyes I am a burden.

Sorry for the blog post, but it helped me vent a bit.
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>>34942699
well anon, are you worthless?
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>>34942699
Don't worry about it anon. History is the history of individuals. We learn the names of kings, inventors and generals in school - nobody ever talks about the peasnts upon whom the king was dependent, or the soldiers who fought under their superiors' command. We are the unrecorded, the unsublime and nobody will remember our names. We are worthless. We are not Achilles; we are the host Homer does not mention.
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>>34942792

No. I know a lot of things, always learning something new, I am loyal to people I consider my friends, even tho those are scarce, I've been a good son, I have the drive to do things I want to do, and I don't want to kill myself despite not being liked by anyone because there's many things I'd like to experience.
That's got to count for something.

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Quickest easiest way to kill myself ?
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>>34942681
>Quickest easiest way to kill myself ?

Hand grenade
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>>34942689
accessible?
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easiest for just you or for everyone

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Why can I never commit to something long term?
Why does all my enjoyment disappear?
Why is my motivation non-existent?
Why do I want to cry all the time?
Why can I never stop being so lazy?
Where did everything go so wrong?

I never thought I would be suicidal but within the last year death seems more and more appealing and it's only a matter of time before I finally do it...

Is there any hope?
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Change and growing up are hard. It's possible to reach the other side but it can take a long time. It took me years.
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>>34942651
I just cannot fathom a life outside of uni, and being here is hell in and of itself. I'm extremely isolated, lonely, and debilitated. It's difficult to get myself to do anything and the only things I feel are sadness and anger. I'm getting to the point where I'm detaching from reality and just want to do it permanently.
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>>34942790
Good luck, you're in the path of numbness... you'll become a shell of yourself and nothing will matter, not even if you're alive or dead

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How do I get my autismbux /r9k/? There is something deeply wrong in my psyche. The only reason I am undiagnosed is intense fear of leaving my fucking brothers basement. idk what to do, or who to call. The only time I work up the sack to be able to say to my brother or someone else "Hey man... I think there is something wrong with me...", they just shrug me off. like my questioning my sanity, is somehow absolute proof of its existence. which I suppose could be the case sometimes but not with everyone. Have you guys watched that show Legion? about the schizo xmen dude? Idk if that show is a semi-legit representation of any sort of mental illness but it definitely affects me in a much deeper way than it should when i watch. I sympathize with this mans level of anxiety much too much. I'm hesitant to say it, but I believe I may even hear voices myself, I think I have just written them off over the years tho as a sort of inner monologue, like its just the way everyone thinks but in the past few years, I've become very reassured that there is indeed some sort of serious imbalance in my brain. WTF do I do? I'm absolutely terrified of almost LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Its hard to live. Harder everyday. And I'm afraid that one day it will become TOO hard.
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>>34942595
Also: Not sure if relevant, but in the past year or so, Ive begun to kind of see things. Nothing fully formed or anything but definitely more than just peripheral bullshit. Just shapes. blobs kind of. And much more prevalent in the semi-darkness where i spend most of my time. My brother is about half a normie and I know he is getting tired of me being here living in his basement rent free.
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>>34942595
Im taking this to /b/. you guys are not very helpful. I expected more from you. and faster
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Assuming you're American, here is the website for applying for disability (mental illness counts as a disability), you'll need your medical records, proof of citizenship ect, but it will be worth it.
https://www.ssa.gov/disabilityssi/

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>roommate clogged the toilet with HIS shit
>he has done nothing to unclog the toilet
>since the bowl is full of shit that's not mine, I don't want to be a "beta" and unclog it
>really have to shit and piss
>mfw
wtf do I do?
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>>34942566
Go smack him and tell him to clean his shit up or get the fuck out
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>>34942566
>don't want to be a "beta" and unclog it
then just scoop it out with your hands
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>>34942589
He's a 6'2" uber ripped chad. I would be too afraid to challenge him.
>>34942623
While that's a step. I will still have to unclog the toilet. What's clogging it isn't the shit in the bowl but the shit and toilet paper lodged in the pipe. Because that's how a clogged toilet works.

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>narrow upper body
>wide lower body
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Timestamp pls. i wanna see.
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>>34942553
>posting pics of myself or my body on 4chan

I know better.
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>>34942592
I did once and some fag complemented my nipples

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I am homeless and scavenging for food and supplies. What would I find in /r9k/ dumpster?
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>>34942441

Used dildos and regret
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>>34942441
>tfw you will never find a husky in the dumpster to adopt
Why even liveee
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paper towels with cum on them

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