Share stories of fuck face customers, coworkers, bosses and other JUST moments from your shitty retail wagie job.
>do a good job always
>have a shitty attitude sometimes/won't suck customers off when they request
>frequently tell boss that rules handed down from corporate are completely ridiculous
>they wont fire me
it's an abstract type of hell
wagie wagie wagie
>>36407718
>plan on quitting with no notice at all within the next few months
>have to survive the next few months
what's the harm of quitting *right* now my mans
>get random text from former coworker
>worked together three years ago
>asks what I'm doing Friday night
>invites me to her place to "link up"
>say I'll try to be there
Here's the thing, she's a 19 year oldblack girl.Anyone ever been with one? Is that what "linking up" is going to entail?
You really gonna fuck a monkey arent you OP
>>36407704
she wants to talk, then fuck if you're not autistic
this >>36407795 anon is correct
don't fuck it up famalam
You will never get tucked into bed by your mother again.
>>36407672
But anon, I never did
),;
I literally don't give a shit, that'd be weird as balls if she did that aga-
Fucking anon. Nostalgia of simpler times just hit me. Fuck you.
Maybe you're just not a good boy. Mine would love to do it if I asked her.
>MGTOW guys would say they wouldnt want a girlfriend
not even pic related? if you say you dont like her, you arent fooling anyone
firstable
why would someone fall for a gender ambiguous hag?
I would not.
I've been through the same dance with litterally every girl I've been with, no matter how cute:
Love eventually equalls what the man can contribute. If she wants more than what you have, she will move on, and you will be a memory.
There used to be a subway commerical that put it blantanly clear in the 90s.
>>36407663
she's okay
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
For about a month now sometimes I get tingling/numbness in my hands and difficulty speaking
What did God mean by this?
>>36407592
See a doctor instead of posting on /r9k/. Sounds serious, like a spinal cord/brain injury.
>>36407612
You mean autism.
But actually OP, listen to this.
>>36407592
could be diabeetus
>Tell doctor I get anxiety, and occasional depression
>prescribes clonazepam, and says to see a therapist
>still anxious and depressed
>I really don't want to see a therapist
wat do?
>>36407544
binge on the benzos in one week
>>36407544
I'm in the opposite situation
>seeing therapist
>says I should see a doctor and discuss possible medication
>been procrastinating on scheduling an appointment for about a month
>>36407544
Wish I was you. My doc won't give me shit. I'm a fucking basket case and he does nothing. Not even non-narcotic therapies like Atarax. I kinda want to see a different person, but I'm afraid they wouldn't take my insurance, so I'll be stuck with Dr. Do-nothing for all of eternity.
how do we stop collectivism
Didnt this lady defend the native Americans getting BTFO by whitey?
>>36407604
Yes.
https://indiancountrymedianetwork.com/news/native-news/conservative-icon-ayn-rand-said-savages-had-no-right-to-land/
She also believed a lot of other kooky shit, like how smoking was good because it "showed man's dominion over fire" and that genetic makeup has no effect on human behavior (contrary to empirical neuroscientific evidence). And that's just scratching the surface.
>>36407534
By becoming bears? Humans are not solitary animals, never have been. We don't just rely on groups to survive, we yearn to be part of them.
/r9k you're my only hope. I only have 2 weeks before I leave campus as a Senior and I want to ask out a QT Christian girl who I used to see IRL but now is on a totally different schedule. How do?
R9k pls all I hve are persona memes
>>36407446
shit tier stickers desu
also see if she is available after a class to talk to her
>t. khhv
>>36407915
but I don't share any classes with her
When you have a gf do u get to smell her feet?
>>36407369
>GF
>Post men's feet
>Why
>>36407369
Yes. Also her armpits.
Yes whenever I want. She even tells me to when she returns from the gym.
wtf do I do when I hit an existential crisis and I'm 100% unskilled and 100% unmotivated to do anything because depression
send help
Have you tried smoking the ganja?
>>36407349
Have you tried making another thread?
I bet you don't even smoke you faggot
for love of christ i want some human interaction
talk to me and other anons
i don't care what it's about just say something, whatever's on your mind
h-hey anon how's it going? weather sure is great outside :^)
also, ass or tits?
I feel the same way. I often feel so lonely it's like being smothered. I'm here suffering alongside you.
>>36407396
hi friend. thanks for replying.
weather has been rainy by me today, so uh, yeah.
i would choose both but if i had to pick i'd go ass
>>36407410
you're surrounded by friends now, internet stranger
>tfw wanna die
>>36407298
bruh, thats why you avoid bars when you are alone, or only go to places its easy to dance and meet people if you are attractive
that bar looks HORRIBLE if you are alone
>>36407337
I'm with two buddies
My instants tell me more alcohol
But that's a lie I tell my self
>>36407414
>I'm with two buddies
gb2facebook
How do I disappear? My life is shit. I want to quit this life and appear somewhere else and just be a new person. Preferably to a different country. New name, everything. Have any robots here disappeared?
>>36407293
Yea.
Kind of i ghess
>>36408185
Ho to disappear completely? Teach us please
>>36408207
This isnt harry potter.
There are novelistic ways, and there are simply practical ways.
When you say disappear you have to tell me why and what you're escaping from.
Not poking my nose in your business, it is actually necessary.
You might mean dissapear (new life) or disappear(no life).
This happened today
>be me
>sprint to catch the bus
>go super fast and catch the bus at the last second, act super cool to the bus lady and feel pretty awesome
>go to the back of the bus semi-hopping as if I have boundless energy
>two seats in front of me there's this cute girl
>she looks maybe underaged but I don't care because she's cute
>she keeps taking selfies on her phone
>idea.DOCX
>there are about 15 other people on the bus but they all seem involved in themselves
>feeling like a chad from catching the bus so I go for it
>saunter into the seat behind her, lean my arm on top of the seat next to her and say
>'You know, those photos would look a lot better if I was in them with you'
>She is visibly startled
>'Wtf?'
>for some reason say 'Come on, it's me' and nudge her elbow (I was aiming for her upper arm but miss
>'Don't touch me' she says loudly enough for other people to hear
>404 brain not found
>'I didn't'
>'Hey I think the lady wants you to leave her alone' I hear from my side
>it's a huge black Chad
>the bus becomes hushed
>everyone is looking at me
>my heart's beating really fast
>I start to cry
>'I just wanted to act cool because I'm never cool I'm really just a nerd I didn't meant to upset her I'm sorry'
>get up and hurry towards the bus's exit
>'Please let me off' I say with a tear still on my face which I refuse to acknowledge
>'I can't let you off until we get to a stop'
>it's another minute of complete silence and me wanting to die before the bus stops
>I get off the bus and walk away with my eyes down as it drives off
Why do I even try?
Even if complete bullshit that is a really funny story. Top post anon. I saved.
>>36407275
I refuse to believe this, no man could achieve this level of autism. Incredible feat if true.
No mames anon
I've been wondering if I look good in this skirt. What do you guys think?
>>36407262
learn to shave you dunce nigger
>>36407262
Do you CB?
>>36407262
>What do you guys think?
yes
be my gf