[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3889. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: IMG_0471.jpg (10KB, 236x285px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0471.jpg
10KB, 236x285px
>had a dream about falling in love with the perfect girl
>kind of skinny, blonde hair, beautiful face and smile
>wonderful person
>we kissed by a river and looked out over a city at night
>her name was Penelope
>wake up and realize she's not real and that I'll never see her again

Does anyone else know this feel?
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 1479571163962.gif (13KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1479571163962.gif
13KB, 500x500px
>>37780344
>had a dream about falling in love with the perfect girl
>kind of skinny, blonde hair, beautiful face and smile
>wonderful person
>we kissed by a river and looked out over a city at night
>her name was Penelope
>wake up
Yes, except It's doesn't make feel sad like you. I love these dreams and I wish I had them more often.

Intense good feels
>>
>>37780435
I mean, I loved it, but realizing that it's all in your head and that she doesn't exist is sad
>>
>>37780501
I thought about it more, and yes, It's make me Think sometimes after, but this dreams are better than nothing and feel good so I prefer having them

>be me
>I'm trying to get a 8/10 weeb girl
>we hang around and chitchat almost on daily basis
>but something has changed
>for almost 2 months I try to get a casual date, an she constantly gives excuses
>on Monday she had Birthday and today she had Birthday party for her friends
>I wasn't invited, but AFAIK it's "girls only" party, so I can live with that
>I still want to hang around, so I ask her out if she wants to go for a pizza on the Friday
>"Sorry, Anon, I need prepare my Birthday party"
>"OK, no surprises there"

>It was on Wednesday
>I haven't heard from her since


How much I fucked up /r9k/?
5 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
thats why you chop of your dick and become a trap
>>
>>37780308
She's just not that into you
>>
>>37780841
Yeah, I know, but she's the only one that even speaks to me and has the same interests.

>>37780803
I'm way too ugly for trap...

File: 1497248543063.png (2MB, 900x1200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1497248543063.png
2MB, 900x1200px
Who is she? They were posted several days ago here.
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: Galaxy S7.jpg (101KB, 1008x756px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Galaxy S7.jpg
101KB, 1008x756px
This phone is fucking flawless.
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Enjoy no security updates because Android is shit.
>>
>>37780271
>caring about security
I'm not doing anything illegal. I don't give a single fuck.

File: 1420112907201.png (243KB, 550x535px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1420112907201.png
243KB, 550x535px
>terribly lonely
>want to be with people
>have no idea what I would talk about
What do people talk about?

My hobbies are programming, reading news, collecting documentaries, and trying not to kill myself. I doubt people would want to talk about that.

What are the topics of conversation when Normies "go out"???
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37780165

Often stories from their lives I think, Old classmate of mine, regular job, social life, wife and kid, typically always give some amusing stories from stuff he's done and people he met, rather vividly told. About how he was washing off his car at a gas station and got attacked by some gang of 15 year olds, or how he was visiting some guy who wanted to show him his new excavator and managed to drag down the entire garage when doing so etc

The news and whatever documentaries you've seen can be a pretty good pick I think. Suicide is a given fubar of course.
>>
>>37780459
Fair point. I don't have any fun stories to tell but politics, world news and documentaries is at least a feasible topic, dry as it might be

Now I just have to meet people
>>
i've been with normies before

all they talk about is sports and anecdotes, usually about them and their friends.

>be me
>20 winters
>no habilities, no experiences, only useless knowledgment about History and Science
>Full of regrets and shame
>Depressive fucking NEET for 5 years to now (2 of them involved in HARD neeting, and the last 3 in college, but with so innexisting effort that you can easily say that the first E of NEET is not satisfied)
>Get bully by his own family, who say everyday how shit you are
>Skinny white manlet.
>Lives with parents while doing college
>Intelligent but lazy
>Encounters a plot twist in life. A 9/10, 18, get in love with me and enter in my shit life wanting to marry with me full of promises
>She give me a first kiss, a first sex, and a plenty of things that I had lost the creed that one day would happen
>She realizes, after 4 months being my girlfriend, dat cannot live with a NEET with has no ambitions, is sustained by parents and only experiences is with internet and related
>She kick my ass (i went to live in her house and left my parents's basement) and put me out house, and in place start to living with a dirty BBC, with however, is not a NEET
>And my wonderful life begins again..
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37780160
you had your chance and ya blew it, mate

File: 1454167334905.jpg (11KB, 250x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1454167334905.jpg
11KB, 250x240px
>Be me
>Have oneitis
>After 4 years of being beta, she becomes my gf
>Love her, wanna have kids with her
>After a realationship of 2 years, cheat on her and bang some other girl
>Still together with gf
>I'm the oneitis of the other girl now
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: gecko lick cherry.jpg (145KB, 934x956px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gecko lick cherry.jpg
145KB, 934x956px
mmm yummy cherry
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

>tfw no girl fap friend
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: 1446085921296s.jpg (8KB, 241x228px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446085921296s.jpg
8KB, 241x228px
You raise a beautiful daughter. You watch her grow up, hear her first words, witness her first step. Take her to school everyday and explain the world to her. Then she meets Chad in high school and you are powerless as your kid gets pumped and her pussy filled. Face it robots. Being a father is literally being a cuckhold. You raise a daughter who is inevitably going to be pumped by chad just as the sun rises in the morning.

People in this thread will actually refuse to take this pill.
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37780068
nope, ive known this for a while
im never having kids, with this and the fucking divorce rate>>37780068
s and how fucked custody is it seems like a losing battle before you even start

fuckin women

File: 1488980690224.jpg (86KB, 498x548px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1488980690224.jpg
86KB, 498x548px
i'm banned from facebook for writting the word "beaner" even tho i am a beaner

ASK ME ANYTHING
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Do you like human beans?
>>
They didn't ban me for using faggot, how does that make you feel
>>
I didn't realize you can get banned from that site

>best day we've gotten all year
>everyone out drinking cans, socialising and enjoying the weather
>Stayed in doors all day
1 posts and 1 images submitted.
No replies in the DB for this post!

File: IMG_5008.jpg (8KB, 241x113px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_5008.jpg
8KB, 241x113px
As a mouth fetishist I hate commercials like KitKat that show a variety of people eating their product so that I'm staring at a girl's mouth then suddenly it switches to a beardy dude mouth like IM NOT GOING TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT AFTER THAT what are some everyday things that your degenerate fetish ruins for you, r9k?
2 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>37779994
I have a tigths fetish. When I see a woman, I always look at their legs first and then at their face to see if they wear a skirt with tights. I don't even want to know how many times I got caught doing this.

File: 1496258944414.jpg (114KB, 723x926px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1496258944414.jpg
114KB, 723x926px
>decide to give the whole online friendship thing a chance
>meet these 2 cool guys and we hit it off pretty well, we play videogames together and talk
>not more than 1 week passes and they barely talk to me anymore, they respond to messages really late, no longer even invite to play when they do
>say they're going through some bad times and bad mood swings and that they're sorry
>they still behave the same after the "bad moods" should be gone and treat me like im nothing

serves me right for ever trusting this dumb meme
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Why do you expect *them* to talk to you?
>>
>>37779805
I think they just wanted to fuck you anon
Let them dick you and they'd be friends
>>
>>37779805
you found the wrong people, try again.

File: lainbendit1_B.gif (2MB, 1116x788px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
lainbendit1_B.gif
2MB, 1116x788px
Hey guys :(
I'm pretty stressed. I'm thinking about quiting College. My father says he will want me to move out of the house, and he will give me no money anymore, which I off course understand.

I am kind of excited for the future, but really scared, and afraid this is a bad choice. But I'm mostly upset with the way my dad talked to me. He seems really dissapointed and cold. I'm affraid I become a NEET. I just want to leave everybody behind. I wanna die man :(

Can you guys help me or give me advice? Has anyone of you quit an education, and did it turn out good, or bad?
Or just tell other storys about college.
2 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: 5677453456.jpg (191KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
5677453456.jpg
191KB, 1000x1000px
become a NEET faggot its easy

oragomilio


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [3879] [3880] [3881] [3882] [3883] [3884] [3885] [3886] [3887] [3888] [3889] [3890] [3891] [3892] [3893] [3894] [3895] [3896] [3897] [3898] [3899] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.