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>>35384435
I guess I'll be dead soon. Heart attack or cancer.

>>35384435
Hopefully keep living the NEET life but I doubt that's possible.

Best case scenario I get to work minimun wage to make ends meet and pay rents on a shitty appartment with some buddy. Worst case I'm in the streets and then I'll just die of a cold thanks to my shitty inmune system.

>>35384435
Try teaching yourself and getting the equivalency diploma. Then go to trade school. You can also try starting a food cart business

>>35384416
there's five ways to manipulate someone
Violence
Money
Drugs
Power
Knowledge
You are welcome.

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>>35384486
>shitty post
>You are welcome.

Use those five things to kill yourself

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"Like, omg ewwwww I was just jokinnnnng, like, did you literally take that serious, like omgggg ewww I dont wanna go out with youuu hahaha"
End me.

>"hahaha eeeeew anon's wrist circumference is only 6.39 inches!"
>oh my gooood! everyone knows you need to at least have a wrist circumference of 6.42 to qualify for a sex having license!"

>>35384396
>White men will never be able to satisfy me. I crave black cock.
>You're a white male, anon? It's 2017, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>35384380
when the host dies, so does the parasite

>>35384380
>>35384401
>35384401
NEET cucks BTFO
NEETs are parasites

>>35384401
Is it a painful death?

>>35384356
OP, I want to stick my penis in your butt and fuck it inside out until the only thing you can only shit/fart my cum

>>35384356
Man, I want to berry my peenus inside yo ass so deep whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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>>35384356
>why don't the fags just hurry up and meet up with each other and leave us the fuck alone
Most people here are prison gay from lack of a gf, they don't meet other gay posters because their not "really" gay or because their too autistic which is the same reason they moved on to men in the first place

Why are you sad?

oregano

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>>35384341
I know that feel anon

ore

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>>35384366
dubs get, also, onodera, nice.
>>35384341
There are 2 ways.
>Convert to watching anime 24/7
>kill yourself
It's your choice anon.

>>35384286
it's aII in your mind

>walk into a room where dad is
>he makes an exaggerated sigh

ok fine i get it you angry faggot
i'll stay away all the time every day
have fun dying alone piece of shit

>>35384305
N-no, it must be real, right? I feel it, being judged.

>>35384281
first time i noticed the girl is a qt

>>35384291
Nah she looks like she's 14

Threads dying fast

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>>35384277

I'm wearing the same hoodie to my colleges classes right now

>>35384309
Do normies think its weird? in highschool i wore the same hoodie for around 2 years to my classes to mask my insecurity over my hair and face. their just so damn comfy and good at hiding anxiety

>>35384277
Yeah I the same sweatshirt and sweatpants every day. Even now, I just wear a variation of the same clothes every day. I have 5 pairs of black jeans for everyday of the week

>women only "outperform" men when they get 100% legal prescription steroids provided to them
really converts my ADP to ATP

>>35384235
I have actually considered roids like 8 times

But im not a pussy so ill work for nice biceps

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>>35384253
Bi's are overworked by most people, IMO. Everyone forgets that tricep work is also key if you want to have "nice (read: big) arms"

>>35384178
i am twink/femboy chaser!

unfortunately i am an ugly fucking loser and nobody likes me

>>35384178
Pics for proof please.

>>35384153
change to legacy captcha
recognize the nonsense word
type the real word and leave the other one blank
ezpz

>>35384166
I'm too used to replying through the main window so legacy is not an option, plus 4chin settings reset everytime I leave the site

>>35384153
well were all robots here so im suprised anyone can solve em, prob ask their caretaker like me.

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>>35384139
>Have le austism xD
>Write 300 page book about mana and dragons
>Get it published for dosh
>Write 3 part series that takes place in another part of that universe
>Illustrate all of them
>Create music for all of them
> animate them

>>35384139
>>35384638

Actually writing short non-fiction Ebooks works better since they tend to sell better than most novels. Of course they will never reach bestseller novel tier sales, but unlike most (shitty!) fiction you will get guaranteed sales on amazon via createspace and such. Especially when they are well illustrated (since you can use bought stock photography or fiverr not that difficult).

I am talking:
- Esoteric/ Yoga/ Meditation/ Fitness instruction.
- DIY instructions.
- Books on certain animals.
- Cooking books.

Just steal the information form the net, re write it in your own words -> Bingo!

>>35384789
This seems like a very lucrative business if you can do it right.
Any tips for someone looking to get into it?

>>35384124
It removes one person's choice and pleasure against their will.

There is no universal morality.

>>35384124
nah nigga go for it

Not in the middle east.

>wat do?
Post pics, obviously

>>35384107
Pics or it didn't happen
Original meatball

>>35384107
Write a better creepypasta.