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We watch movies, memes, listen to music, chat, etc. You can request what you want. We're watching To Catch A Predator right now.
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https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

get in here fags
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>>35611129
oj fa nalanv
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>>35611117
baka is drunk

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>that edgy kid with no friends
>future school shooter
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>>35611095
>tfw too alpha to become an elliot and gain an army of 4chan cultists
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>>35612452
>wanting a following of sexually frustrated neckbeards for killing some random people
The guy's score was pathetic and his day of retribution was stopped by a fucking door
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>>35612541
who holds the current highscore anyway?

I can't stand it anymore. Short said:
>20
>depression
>intrusive suicide thoughts
>no one loves me
>loneliness
>despair

I don't have a reason to live. The only one was to love and to be loved, but it seems I'm not pleasant.
I've been thinking about killing myself laying with my kneck on the rail. I love imagining my body being sliced and crushed. But at this point I don't know If I should go to a psych ward or end my life.
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>>35611092
You either grow out of it or do it
Doesn't really matter to us
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I'm on the same boat as you. Let me know if you managed to find your will to live.
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>>35611172
I know that my death doesn't bother you, I'm just asking for suggestions.

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>In the woods
>See her
Wat do?
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>>35611036
Run away as fast as I can
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>>35611036
I prepare to dominate her and filled her with my seed. Its only natural
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>>35611036
Take her home, clean her, teach her English, and try to teach her about society.

You guys don't really hate women, do you? You're just memeing, right?
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>>35611031
Pretty sure the rage I feel in my heart is real, brah
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>>35611031
I'm sure there are retards here that actually hate them.
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>>35611031
The hatred I feel is born from being lied to my whole life. such a pretty exterior, but such an ugly, cruel, center.

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>go to click on something on your phone
>that VERY millisecond, someone messages you
>click on their message and open it without meaning to
>now you can't avoid responding
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Subscribed to your blog

Originally
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This is quite literally me in an original manner of speaking
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>>35610936
>he has people texting here

fug off normalscum

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Any neet "veterans" here actually become wagies? How did you do it?

I was a neet for 4 years and now I've had a full time job for the last 10 months. The transition has been almost instantaneous, I feel no different mentally though I was more "relaxed" as a neet for obvious reasons.
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>>35610934
for 6 years after highschool, not difficult to transition
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>>35610934
tall stronk qt there
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I joined the army

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why do you shave your pebis /r9k/ ? it's not like anyone will ever see your genital area
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I done a half job shaving the other day so I could post myself jerking off for the fat guy threads
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>>35610897
pls post it again, cutie
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>>35610908
I-I don't want to get banned for posting myself, I have a 4chan pass

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>gf gave her best friend a "friends handjob" (her words)
>have to stay with her cuz no chance of getting a gf ever again

kill me
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>>35610882
You're not just a cuck.
You're THE cuck.
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>>35610882
Why would you want to be with someone who's okay with giving handjobs to friends? Soon you'll be raising this guy's babies, for fuck's sake!
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Repeat afterparty me Op
I am The cuck and i Will raise my wifes son Jamal

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What is the "Jack of all trades" personality?
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I don't know what I am. I used to get INFJ every time when I was younger, then it swapped to that type that someone told me is usually mixed up with INFJ despite being completely different, then on that not meme site I get ISFJ.
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>>35610863

ENFPS.

It annoys me as a dysfunctional INFP. Everyone is naturally gravitated towards them and they can do well anywhere. I want to be them so bad.
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>>35610923
Its because we know not to take life too seriously and people are attracted to that

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Fembots, how many beta orbiters do you have? Why?
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>>35610846
No me, cause I'm ugly and socially awkward to the point where people feel uncomfortable talking to me. But I'm orbiting this one guy myself.
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honestly not sure where this beta orbiter meme came from. If any robots from r9k contact me they usually stop talking to me after 2-3 days.
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2. Lost one after he said my actions didn't corespond with my words.

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>be black woman
>at malmart
>have shopping cart with chicken and sodas
>white woman accidentally bumps into me
>white woman says ''sorry mam''
>i say ''mmmmhmmm guurrrrl you shoulnt a bumpt into me''
>white woman has a black friend
>black woman says ''oh gurl is she botherin you''
>white woman says ''no its just fine''
>i say ''nuhuhh gurrl yousa bumps into me''
>other black woman says ''bitch imma gonna whoop yo ass''
>pissed.jpg
>i yell bitch who you callin bitch
>i start furiously taking off my bracelets and jewerly
>the other black woman does the same
>white woman says ''please dont fight it was an accident!''
>im done taking off my jewerlries
> i start kicking her ass i yell '' you is a bitch ass hoe
>every one in walmart starts watching
>security guard escorts us out
>i didnt get my chicken and sode
>sad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iOdgx-Ttaw
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>>35610838
jhezzzzz

>moar
>greentext story thread
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>>35610838
All because that white woman bumped into you. smdh dumb white people these days.

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>tfw I have the cutest gf that can possibly exist

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh life is good
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>>35610808

Give it a few years for the novelty to ware off then you will be sick of her and looking to find more puss but too afraid to break up wit her etc. life is shit m8
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>>35610849
She's not a roastie toastie and is someone worth living the rest of my life with, silly anon.
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>>35610808
how did u meet her, anon ?

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>Introduce myself
>talk to girls

no interest

>they see my instagram (30k followers)
>WOW LETS BE FRIENDS ANON

Bitches here are so shallow

NZ
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>>35610805
UK.
>Women are the absolute fucking worst
>Foreign women, especially Americans, apparently love British men (apart from Chav tourists)
>They're usually more attractive than British women
What does it all mean?
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>>35610805
Australia
>gym rat culture is really huge here so basic guys and dolls everywhere
>barely anyone has any kind of taste in books/music/movies so everyone that does thinks they are really unique (especially women)
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Arent >>35610805 and >>35610881 basically the same countries?

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folks
we have a very special guest for you tonight
i'd like to introduce
MISTER HHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNN
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This is literally the greatest album of all time. You can't say otherwise

FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM
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>>35610821
it aged terribly but in terms of the genre it's probably one of the greatest nu-metal albums of all time
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>>35610830
I'm 28 and still love hybrid theory

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