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"Oh it's you again, pancake ass. Hee hee. You sure are out of breath. Just how fat and lazy are you? Hee Hee. Try and catch me!"
wat do?
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>>38262349
Fuck off, would ya'?
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>>38262349
If I went outside it means I'm finally killing myself in the woods.
This guy is in a bad spot.
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>>38262349
He can't outrun a bullet
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This game is shit but I just want a cute gf that looks like Maxine.
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back to /v/ subhuman
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i Iiked it
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the game is awesome. whatcha takin bout
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>waifuism and trying to be a mentor to a younger friend is the only thing keeping you going
Anyone else know the feel?
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Not mentor but waifuism sort of, yeah.
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>>38262795
Be gone, devil.
I don't want your kind in my threads.
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>>38262331
>play with a group of online friends
>all the adolescents look up to me
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>on toilet pooping
>greasy waste gets stuck in my bungle jungle
>wipe a million times but paper gets stuck too
>have to rinse ass in the shower
Does shaving ass make it super itchy like I've heard? I'm so tired of this.
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>>38262314
take the no ass wiping redpill anon
it smells bad the first few days but then the smell goes away and you naturally never have to wipe again
been living like this for 2 years and it's great, drop a turd and go
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>>38262314
You want to wax anon. No itching then
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>>38262348
wtf is this a real post
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>parents banned me from minecraft until the end of summer
what fucking games are worth playing?
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The game where you watch your mouth young man
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roblox I guess
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>>38483094
parents think all block games are minecraft
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>tfw used to think my happiness and love was big enough to save this board from depravity
>realize you all are hopeless and i don't belong here
have a great life, wish you the best of luck 'bots
>wanted to be an undercover super wonder girl to counteract the forces of evil
>you leave this place for an hour and it returns to the degenerate cesspool it is
There's no hope for you guys. I'm sorry but Mission Abandoned, I have a life to life =DDDD
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>>38262277
>A life to life
good luck out there, tootz
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>a life to life
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>>38262704
tfw (when when) your eng is perfect and sometimes you mess it up here and there bc lawl you still get it and sometimes it makes u think u know?? also it's fun to play with diction hehe switch the emphasis
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I don't even know why i come here
I have friends, i find it easy to talk to girls, i currently have a gf
There's something evil about this place
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I don't even know why i come here
I have friends, i find it easy to talk to girls, i currently have a gf
There's something evil about this place
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Can women really, truly be robots?
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They don't have the brain capacity
Anybody know any good horror movies?
Preferably about serial killers and from 50s-90
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Not a horror movie at all (aside from one scene), but Zodiac is an really good thriller about (duh) the Zodiac killer, probably Fincher's best and with an extremely comfy atmosphere. Idk why I'm recommending something you didn't ask for but whatever
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Why do fat mexicunts think their rape-worthy?
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>told a girl she looked pretty today and let her share some of my randoms (its a sweet)
>she responded positively
>her mothers asks me if ive been speaking to her daughter right in front of her say i have.
so long robots
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See ya in three to five anon.
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For those of you who consider yourself incel and subscribe to the "only chads reproduce" philosophy, what do you think of your parents/what is your relationship with them like?
Surely your father is Chad if he was able to impregnate your useless slut of a mother, and in that case how did you end up with your worthless subhuman genes?
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>>38262073
It's not a true philosophy. Like buff movie actor looking guys only mate. How fucking childish and autistic to think such a thing. My Dad was a nerdy banker and he worked hard and earned enough money, was confident enough to attract my Mom who wanted a family and must have considered it possible to create one with him.
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>>38262073
I may get a woman to breed with me, but she'll find my short height unappealing so it's 99% likely that she'll cheat and leave me heartbroken.
And anyway, Chads can give birth to robots because of genetic variability. For all I know, my future son could grow up o. be a Chad.
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If you don't reply to this postyou will wake up alive tomorrow
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>>38262048
Oh fuck can't be having that
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Is this where I sign up for the dying?
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storytime
>be me 8 years old
>huge get together at my house
>parents friends son is 11, another girl is 6
>have a lot of fun playing all day, convince parents to let us have a sleepover
>night comes, we build a fort, pretend we're saving a queen (girl) from a monster
>save queen
>11 yr old says girl needs to thank us
>11 yr old proceeds to tell girl to show her peepee
>confused.jpg
>girl agrees, shows her baby vagina
>11 yr old proceeds to put his penis in her butt
>tells her to kiss my peepee
>I have no fucking idea wtf is going on but he's older so I trust him
>literally eiffel towering this fucking 6 year old
>fast forward 3 years
>learn about sex in health class (american school)
>tell teacher that I have had sex before apparently and proceed to describe in detail the whole story
>teacher thinks I was molested as a kid, calls the feds
>spent 6 months living with my aunt
so technically I am not a virgin, but I can't really say I'm a normie either.
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/r9k/, how does one go about joining the YPG?
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The average isis member is probably not a big fan of al Ghazali so that nickname is unlikely.
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>>38262110
are they fans of having rains run on them by kurdish dickgirls?