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>>37562015
>about to win an argument
>make a typo

>>37562015
>opponant

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>>37562015
>start losing an argument
>everyone else in the thread gangs up on you

>>37561812
wtf. idk.

2.5? 12? Fish?

Wayne is a level above Chad.

>>37561812
It depends on how big of a guy he is.

>>37561716
Smoke Onions instead, dipshit

or grow it yourself.

If you don't have connections you are fucked. You gotta make connections in order to get it if you live in a prohibition state

has anyone tried leafedin?

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You can always laugh at me, I get off from that

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Ever since joining this server I have cured my depression, started going outside and got a finnish girlfriend.

I rate it a 10/10.

>>37561612
t-thats lood desu

originilanto

>>37561589
Very erotic

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>>37561589
Holy shit Turkish genocide.

>>37561589
ok anon heres the deal with hanging onesself
It can be over in an instant or be very painfull because you asphyxate? yourself.

Heres why: the head rests on 2 vertebrae? the Atlas and Axis. The Atlas holds your head and rests on the the axis, the axis allows your head to move sideways left to right. But the Atlas has no Corpus vertebrae like all other vertebrae his corpus is made of the Apex axis which is a spike. This spike is secured by a Cord? Ligamentum apex axis if this ruptures the spike Jabs into your spinal cord? Medulla spinalis resulting in a quick death.
If not you just run out of air which is said to be extremely painfull.

English isnt my first language so just Google the words marked with a ?

>>37561481

because literally every one is about cute girls or cute girls who are aloof and like a nerd

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I don't like anime either


It's pretty fucking gay

Even worse are the dudes who post smug anime girls in all their posts

>>37561481
Yeah, I don't watch anime nowadays. I did watch Yugioh, Pokemon, Digimon etc in my youth.

I literally don't know how to get into the world of waifu anime. It all seems so fake and saccharine. Genuinely find it hard to believe heterosexual males are into that sort of stuff.

>>37561472
inb4 Americans defend this

>>37561472

haha who cares bro i still get sex haha who cares if I was strapped down and mutilated lol women like cut dicks that's why I cut my dick i do everything to please women ill cut my arm off to be more attractive

>tfw your parents not only found it acceptable to cut off part of your dick, they paid for it

>>37561384
It will be the one that has stains in it.

>>37561384
It's the one that you were using before you died. It's not in your cupboard, it's still clutched in your Cheeto dusted ham hands!

>>37561384
upper row first one from the right. because it's easiest to access if you're right handed. if it's your favorite it would be the one used most often.
did i inherit ur cum socks?

>>37561375
I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn 38k GBP a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house and, honestly, I could not have imagined a few years ago how great life could be. I come on /lit/ and see how pathetic you all are and just shake my head and chuckle. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier. People are awed by power and prestige. All I need to do is mention the university I attended (if only for a year) and they immediately begin to hunch and look at their feet because they know they are in the presence of greatness.

>>37561375
I applied to Oxford, got an interview and was rejected. I don't really care, but i am happy for you anon. Even if this is all made up.
Sagittarius

>tfw A*A*A*A* a level
>tfw very good at the test
>tfw never fucking applied because of getting kicked out of school most my life

REMOVE THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37561335
it cringes a lot
sage

>>37561335
You are a scourge upon this website

Wonder how "cringy" op's photo would be if the man were Chad.

>>37561230
>what is a pity date

>>37561230
that's her autistic brother

I have a shitty personality.

Checkmate atheists.

>>37561174
the one getting fucked

the one fucking

>>37561174
>Be honest which guy would you rather be?
bottom obviously
look how much fun he is having, guy on top is doing all the work

I can get you some ice cream, what flavor you want?

>>37561168
peanut butter ice cream

>>37561183
I only got pistachio, actually. You want it by air\ mail or telekinetic transcription directly into your bloodstream?

>>37561039
Dumb phoneposter.
Pre-emptive original

He's probably not trolling, but diets like that aren't really good for long term weight loss.

>>37561039
Do you want to lose weight or be healthy?

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>>37560997
>he listens to top 40

holy shit

>>37560997
>Summer fag
Holy shit, i hate summer.

>>37561494
what if he just hates metal? it is pretty awful.