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Can I get a list of all the boards affected by the April Fool's prank? The only boards I normally use are /mlpol/ and /cock/. None of my other boards got affected, Hiro didn't update the front page, and I don't want to click through every single board.
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>>35949997
same here
I want to know, aswell.
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/fap/
/fitlit/
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>>35949997
It's gone now, I believe.
but /p/ and /fa/ was merged to /fap/
/fit/ and /lit/ to /fitlit/
/mlpol/
/v/ and /a/ was merged
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>an 11 year old girl got accepted into Harvard
>she's probably 10x smarter than you
>tfw an 11 year old girl has done more with her life than you could ever dream of
http://www.azfamily.com/story/29178977/11-year-old-gilbert-girl-heading-to-harvardthis makes me feel like a fucking failure and I hate myself more than usual
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>>35949933
She will become a whore in time and her intellect will deteriorate after puberty. Women can't be smart.
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>>35949933
>2017 Ivy league
>imblying
She graduated from a free online school. Harvard snatched her up for the publicity. She's not smarter than you unless you have brain damage.
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>>35949933
>she's probably 10x smarter than you
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>tfw no /fitlit/ bf
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The best OST of Metal slug X :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF-ySX2z6Ug
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>>35949890
>tfw no lovingly abusive bf
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who/training his sphincter while reading stuff/here?
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I knew it was too good to be true
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>meet girl 8/10
>really cute face, nice tits, ass is meh
>pretty much instantly click
>talk about our future a lot (she is a nice traditional girl, wants kids and stuff)
>pretty much fall in love with this girl in like 3 days
>she feels the same way
>even says she wants to fuggg
>I have to leave for boot camp in a month and she knew this from the day we met
>texting last night and it comes out that she doesn't want to fall in love with me because I'm going away and going to find someone else
>says she's not good enough for me
>literally the "I'm not like those other girls anon, I've never even been to a party"
>says she's broken and doesn't want to break me too
So on a scale of 1-10 how hard am I being cucked and is Chad fucking her right now? Girl will not even allow me to help so I'm pretty sure this is just an excuse or some shit.
I actually fucking hate myself right now, I knew that if I let myself get my hopes up It would just be that much harder and things would go just like they always do. I think I'll just go to sleep now
Do literally everything in my power to get a gf
>lose 60lbs
>get /fit/
>get job
>get non-meme hobbies
>even act like Chad and make this bitch want me
Still no fucking chance in hell apparently. It was a nice fucking vacation into normieville but that's all it was
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>>35949861
>Do literally everything in my power to get a gf
Yeah except you skipped an important step there, buddy:
>actually be available to be in a relationship with a girl
Trying to find a gf before you ship off to welfare camp for what, so you can feel better about yourself while she sits at home alone? Idiot.
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>>35949861
tell boot camp to dick off
romantically elope to mexico or some shit
problem fucking solved you mong
use brain
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>>35949901
>welfare camp
Implying I didn't have a job beforehand
>because your in the military now you cannot have a gf
Well I found the right place for me, thanks anon
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>you will never be a corrupt cop fucking with normies and making lots of money
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>>35949713
>gets killed
>i like life
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>>35949713
>ywn walk around with a gun in new york in the 70s waiting for someone to fuck with you
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>>35949713
>you will never die like an idiot that overestimates his abilities
>you will never be btfo by a rookie
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Anyone else /tendies at the airport bar/ here?
Just eating then and shitposting on r9k is a nice way to wait for a flight.
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>>35949686
Honey mustard, good man.
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hillary beer
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Fucking airport bars are such a scam. But they know they have you- you need beer in between flights and they can charge whatever the fuck they want. I was on a 5 hour layover at JFK in New York and I had 4 beers and a chicken sandwich and it was 54 bucks
but I still gladly paid for it
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>want to become pro gamer
>suck at games
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>>35949609
>don't want to become a pro gamer
>global elite
I just want to have fun while playing silver, there are too many tryhards who yell at me
i dont even like cs anymore
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>want to be a rock star
>can't sing or play any instruments
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>>35949609
>tfw really good at games naturally but I can't keep focused on them
I have no idea how competitive players invest 2000+ hours in one game. I don't think I've ever been able to top 500 in any one game.
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Okay, Hiroshimoot, it's April's Fools!
Pair up all the boards in groups of two
>/mlpol/, /cock/, etc
>everybody is paired up, new friendships made
>gets to /r9k/ last
Fuck. Uh. They can work by themselves I guess
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>>35949607
Maybe 8 boards got paired up dude...so that's 4 combined boards. Stop being a drama queen and posting the same damn thread that is in this catalog at least 5 times
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>>35949637
Stop being so defensive, anon. We should be used to being the odd man out nobody wants to work with
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What's the point? I'm on mobile can't tell the difference. No one from/fit/ is posting in /lit/ threads or vice versa
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ITT: you post photos of your real life oneitis from normiebook and we try to guess how many dudes she has fucked.
Pic unrelated because i don't have normiebook.
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>>35949545
Here it goes, rate away.
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>>35949600
she looks like shes 30.
10 to 20, and maybe made out with a few girls while drunk
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>>35949600
20-50 guys maybe? she almost looks like a hooker
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would a girl get more male attention with minimal makeup that makes her look youthful or a full face which makes them look more mature?
i dont get it. people say that people look for youth in women but women with lots of makeup get more male followers. so men lie about liking natural looking girls
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>men lie about liking natural looking girls
Who are these "men" that lied? Also, too much makeup is always bad but makeup applied properly can only improve. That's all I want to say about makeup because I'm not a woman.
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Do you mean more followers on social media? Full face makeup looks a lot better in pictures than in real life. Most guys I've talked to prefer no makeup at all, or just subtle makeup that they can't tell the difference either way. I believe most girls wear makeup to feel better about themselves or to feel comfortable around other girls, not to get boys.
t. employee at a makeup store
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if you are attractive you shouldnt wear much makeup; if you are ugly, you should wear make up.
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I think I have herpes. what does it look like to you. Never had sex. Played spin the bottle with friends years ago.
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no, that isn't herpes you fucking idiot. that is aids
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"umm its a COLDSORE'
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>>35949487
Holy fuck that's gross.
How many guys have you kissed you thot
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>need friends to get friends
>need a job to get a job
>need to have had sex to have sex
Is there anything else I'm automatically denied in life?
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Love and happiness.
>tfw your waifu will never be real or love you
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>>35949486
Get any shitty fast food job and work your way up. Doesn't matter if you gatta commute 40 minutes. A jobs a job. I went from a friend job to a tech job that nearly tripled my wage. They were just happy I had any work experience with my education.
>Need friends to get friends
Definitely not true
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>>35949486
Need to have money to make money.
show me the eyes of /r9k/
you are white, aren't you?
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No. I'm not. Whites can't be robots.
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White master race reporting in
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is being greek considered white
prolly not huh
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Fembot here, how would you go about making money on the internet if you were a girl? Youtube? Twitch? No porn stuff please.
What kind of videos do you think would be the most profitable? Let's plays? ASMR? vlogs? tutorials? something about 4chan? I need some ideas.
It's not even about money for me I just want to be productive and successful but I can't leave my apartment so it has to be something I can do from home.
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>>35949473
are you hot though?
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>Youtube? Twitch? No porn stuff please.
eheheheheheh
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>>35949473
Just break down and send boys pics of you in slutty clothes for money.
Hell I've made ~$90 on one dude from that and I'm a boy
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How was your week r9k?
Lets talk about our weeks
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>>35949436
I spend the days hungover and I spend the nights drinking
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OP here
>left by only bestfriend
>failed my tests
>had to pay my collected money for my moms meds
>go downstairs to see my dad beating my mom as hard as he can and have to hold him back from killing her for 40 minutes
honestly feel like ending it
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I dunno, it was really upsetting. I worked almost all day, and every night came home to vent about how shitty my life is. I can't even stand going to boards about things I used to be interested in, it hits me like a brick that everything I used to like is gone. I've posted here a ton because there's really nothing else to do when your life is totally empty (besides sleep). It's starting to wear me down, I really hope the doctor will fix this.