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>>35707564

how loud do u have it?

do u play it off your phone ?

>>35707603
Fairly loud so I can hear it clearly. I downloaded the sound file and looped it from my phone with my headphones on.
One less effective way of doing it, but still pretty comfy was to play it from speakers near my bed. Had to get up once though to lower the bass volume a bit, but it was alright. I could roll around freely like that. It might feel a bit weird for the first minute, but after that you will kind of forget you are even listening to it and feel super comfy.

>>35707623

i'd recommend phone speakers with the phone near your head.

also VLC app is good for it because it has a sleep setting so u can make it shut off after a few hours.

>>35707554

My sister is a deformed uggo. The sight of her abominable face is enough to ruin my day.

>>35707618
I'm sure she'd appreciate the hug

I'm afraid I'd get an erection.

Uncle Albert found the stale meme

>dead mother found the onahole summoning circle

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oruaaghghhgggaoeeh found the aasrrroursedfeaaeanalo

As a sub female, I don't really agree with your sentiment, OP.
While I know that dominant women are extremely rare, & it's quite unnatural for a man to be submissive/into femdom, I don't think they should die or anything, submissive men are just defects.

what sexual stuff does it actually involve?

>>35707436
>beta and repulsive than a guy who is into femdom?

Nothing whatsoever.

I actually find femdom hot, provided I'm not the one being dominated, but seeing a woman dominated another man, or another women, gets me diamonds. I'm not sure what that says about me. I'm a bit of a sadist, so maybe I just want a woman who will be able to relate to me.

>>35707388
He's not threatening his opposition, he's threatening his comrades because they're a bunch of pieces of shit who don't work for the benefit of the whole.

>>35707430
Interesting use of "comrades." But he's still threatening those of them who are opposing his agenda. Much like... Jesus, I can't believe I'm making comparison... But this is much like the behaviour and assertion that the DPRK is known for. And taking that away, this is not something we should expect from any POTUS. It's these types of behaviours that passing specific powers and rulings over to congress instead is meant to avoid.

>>35707505
>Interesting use of "comrades."
Lol, are you saying this because stereotypical Russians say comrade a lot in movies?

my dick is literally the only thing going for me

>>35707305
I know exactly what you mean, OP. If only we lived in that world.

>tfw can't cum from blow jobs
help me robots

The moment the orbiters spot this thread.

>>35707288


Stop lying, we all know you sucked Chad's dick.

>>35707288
hey. you live in california?

Ask for a stimulant.

>>35707152
What's it do? I mean, obviously it stimulates but what's it like? What's the difference between it and something else?

I get hits of intense depression during the day that has me crying for thirty minutes or so at a time sometimes. It sucks. I can't enjoy anything anymore.

>>35707174
Forces bad stuff out of your mind. Makes you want to do activities. Most doctors will start you off with an SSRI like sertraline/zoloft. I took that. I didn't get the negative effects, like so many did, but it really didn't have any positives, either. One of the negative effects is that it can numb you. As someone who is emotionally-numb, it's much worse than being sad.

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This was nearly full.
I hope they get cancer

>>35707028
Since they are new they might have thought it was office supplied ketchup and not your personal ketchup, Just tell them that it's your ketchup, or keep it in your lunch bag or something.

Just put a note on it telling them to fuck off, if they do it again confront them,

>>35706967
Yeah man I live in Wellington.

Aucklandfag here

>>35706967
Yep, i'm 15 minutes train ride away from Wellington. Barely managing to scrape by my 3rd year of uni.

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CLAIMED

I've won

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He was already perfect and loyal though.

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She really activates my almonds guys.

>>35706880
>held down by chains so it can't fall
pathetic

>>35706939
lol fag

chains are actually holding up the ceiling because the suit is strong

>>35706939
>so it can't fall
Those chains are keeping US safe from IT.

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>>35706823
how did it get to this point frogman?

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>>35706858
It's a very long story and one you possibly couldn't solve so it would be useless of me to tell you.

But atleast I still have my precious 4chan.

>>35706823
>Gosh I sure hate life
i don't understand why you would say it like this. are you at 2 levels of irony or something?

>>35706741
is delicious; makes girl happy

>>35706759
why is your dick too small?

>>35706741
You ever see how a girl reacts to having her pussy eaten? She's in pure ecstasy. She's totally vulnerable to you, and yet completely trusts you. Imagine being the one to make her feel that way, and the sense of masculinity you feel in yourself.

Also, female orgasms are so intense that it'll literally make them fall in love with you. And eating them out can potentially give them multiple orgasms in minutes.

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>>35706739
Another example. There are more but hopefully this should be enough.

>>35706739
Jokingly say "so are you gay yet (sly emoji / tears of joy here)" and check his reply.

>>35706739
>>35706762
This is what guys do to girls, no?