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She looks more like a heroin addict than Elsa, don't insult my Queen like that.

>>39476822
She could do a perfect Mercy cosplay

Did you intentionally make your taskbar that cluttered or are you actually that much if a fuck up?

Just shave it..this happened to me and my hairline wouldn't grow back to normal till I shaved my head.

>>39476820
Why would you go to a white lady for an ethnic haircut? >>39476899

>>39476899
She was mexican..thats what makes this worse

I wondered about this myself with lottery tickets but I think lotteries may be just a huge fucking meme and no one wins from them.

Doesn't it work like that, that if several people hit the same winning number the price is divided between them? Seems like it could easily fail like that

>>39477439
Yeah, I just realised that, but it's still a very safe bet to make. The billionaires who would play this strategy regularly make and have made more risky decisions. And at 1.6 billion, even splitting it two ways would win you back your initial investment. Under current Powerball rules, billion-plus jackpots are much more common than before.

>>39476746
>girlfriend

never. I cum inside my wife about 3 times a week

>>39476792
waifu*]

peperoni

>>39476746
Every single time.
One of us is barren but we don't know which one of us yet.

https://xmrsmoothx.tumblr.com/

The fuck, why'd you post a link to my boy melonhead? Fucking hot art btw, thanks for the link to your Tumblr.

>>39476730
I saw OP pic posted in a trap thread on /aco/ holy fuck this guys art is CWC lolcow tier

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>>39476701
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NAME A BUNCH OF NORMIE SHIT

>>39476701
I bet she was thinking
>"wtf he actually likes music?! Lmao what a loser"
I've never met a single normie that likes music that isn't on the radio or nirvana

The best answer is usually
>"Lately I've been listening to X a lot"
X can be any genre that isn't metal or j-/k-pop. It can also be any normalfag approved artist. I usually just listen to the radio while I'm at work so I'm usually up to speed on all the cool normalfag music

>>39476692
No, we are all outgoing normies, my advice to you is just be yourself and start talking to people, good luck!

>>39476692
>Does any one here have trouble with talking to people, I mean to the point of not making friends.
Yes.

>>39476692
Darth Malak, the redneck years.

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That bullshit is what led Elliot Rodger to waste so much money on lottery tickets in the weeks leading up to his murderous rampage.

The fuck out of here with that pseudoscientific feel-good crap.

>>39477351

Or it could've been, you know, the narcissistic psychopathy.

>>39477401
I'm a narcissist and psychopath and I would never buy a lot of lottery tickets.

Only fucking morons play the lottery. Are you calling me a moron? I'm better than you, dude.

Yes its normal. I've been having it for almost 10 years now. Don't freak out op.

>>39476646
eat fiber
exercise
dont strain

not as much blood as that but i used to get little bloody flecks in my poop when i was younger and ate quite poorly

poor anon

my crush used me to make out and stuff only to tell me that she has a boyfriend who she sees lik 6 times in the year and that I cant have her

I'm sorry anon, but hey at least you aren't as virgin as the majority of people in this site, you already know how to talk to a girl so don't worry about that

I would encourage you to become a fuckboi but, you can also improve yourself dude with getting exercise or focusing on your studies

you deserved it you pos

i need help on this.

i don't know if it's dandruff or dry scalp, either way it's making me snow constantly and i think it's eroding my hair away

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>>39476598
WASH YOUR HAIR WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING STUPID DEGENERATE HOW CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY BE THIS RETARDED JUST GET SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU FILTHY MONGOLOID SCUM

i have it even in my beard .
i dont know man , shit wont go away .
i wash 2 times a week .

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>>39476548
Just drink fuckloads of water if you ever feel like snacking, it worked for me

Kya fatty. I always wonder how you fat fucks don't get disgusted while eating all that knowing it's going to turn into a huge greasy shit inside you. What is it like when you poop?

>>39476707
It's not that I eat a lot, it's that everything that's so delicious is loaded with a fuck ton of calories.
I can't eat a apple & broccoli sprout or some shit and feel satisfied.

>>39476538
>I'm not done yet.

originality +2

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italyorigin

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Pextless TOASTSSSSSSSSSSSS


fdksaljfsad

Boxer briefs are the best

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>>39476536
getting rid of your penis so you can wear some nice panties

I wear boxer briefs but I'm a fag with a small penis and the poster above me is too

Poetry is the worst form of """art""". I feel more positive about furry porn that this meme shit.

>>39476572
why? Im seriousIy autistic, I dont get this poems or most poems in fact

>>39476525
I like it. I think.
How do you know it's it's she?

>>39476572
>le edgy faggot
Lel