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Pls help, I have a boner but I don't want to act on it if it isn't the right move

>>35911629
Fap

Im all for nofap, but it's uncomfortable to be poppin a boner near the person you ask out.

It'll be most comfortable if you fap plenty

>>35912069
Will do, a very original thank you!

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>>35911558
>unironically believing r9k shitposts

kek

>>35911558
They settle for a beta, but will cuck him anytime a better option comes along.

>>35912404
You have to be 18 years old to post here.

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>>35912754
this

Imho they settle just because they want a relationship, but they don't feel anything for the particular man they settled with.

>>35911539
>he asked for one more request
I know i should stop reading here, but i'll finish your stupid story anyways.

>>35911539
Holy shit thats fucking said, I'm sorry that happened

>>35911539
Was that supposed to be funny, because Im not laffin mate?

I've had something similar happen to me. Feels bad.

>>35911529
>>a month later chad makes the exact same joke
>>everyone laughs

HAHA get rekt faggot

>>35911529
they do that too me to

I jerk off to relatively tame heterosexual porn

I sometimes eat my own cum

>>35911551
Why hello there, my vanilla brother.

>>35911506
Go to soc find someone desperate

Really depends what you look like.

>>35911506
Bro just relax, be yourself brah it's not much more I can tell you
*Combs hair
*Pops collar

I couldn't help but stare at a girl's ass while I was walking behind her because she had these shorts on. She was standing next to a restroom, and as I pass by her and her friend they both look at me and go "Ja ja."

What language is this? Should I have pretended to speak French?

>>35911467
literally just b urself kiddo. i got laid last night after finally breaking out of my bubble and chatting to some chicks, it was so much easier than i thought :)

>>35911599
It's portuguese, aka south american. For haha, laughing at you.

>>35911466
Totally agree, OP. I absolutely fucking despise 4chan at the moment; far too many normies browse /r9k/. I find myself using sluthate and lookism more and more.

Nigger, the internet has been stealing 4chan's memes for a decade. Who cares? One day pepe will be looked back on with as much embarrassment as rage comics.

7chan still exists

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>tfw too much intelligences to have measure for iq

>>35911404
I remember when I first caught my autism. It felt like a rush of intellegints all at once, like a light was suddinly turned on an everything becaim clear all at once.

I noticed that simpile minded things like social interacting faded from the fourfront of my mind and more importent things like quantim mecahnics, philisophy, and understanding the universe became what I would desire.

I'm probably in the 140-150 range, which is prabably over 30% better than before I caught my autism. I'm hoping there may be ways to further enhance my abelities.

So what have you done with your life

one they got raped and didn't like it the others liked it

>why are human beings different

Gee whiz what a toughie

Why do some girls hate bagels and some girls really love bagels?

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>>35911299
I feel ya lad.
>tfw a lanklet qt sitting two seats left of me takes her shoes off and rests her feet on the lap of the girl inbetween us
>tfw you can't straight out stare, but can't stop looking and sweating like a motherfucker

>>35911299
interesting... so what happened after you woke up?

>tfw after school for club
>Usually quiet waifu is energetic af and keeps punching my arm and wants me to punch hers
What does this mean?

>>35911295
Are you sure it was a heart attack? What did you feel? Don't you want to call an ambulance?

>>35911334

>calling an ambulance

That's retarded, he only has a few seconds left, he needs to be spending it on deleting his internet history.

>>35911363
>not using incognito mode all the time

no only if they have a bot that does that

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>>35911217
If you join, will you notice the bot that says that?

I joined one and I've been sitting there because I'm too anxious to say anything and when I looked at the screen a couple people said hi roughly around the time I came in

I'm going full sperg
I need a drink

>>35911281
yes
it says "welcome @anon" or some shit

and go to rabb.it it's much more comfy

Go outside, retard. That's where drugs are. Ask people you know about drugs, particularly if they look burned out. Ask your priest or minister. Ask a dude at the bar looking sketchy. Ask a negro.

>>35911165
>Order seeds online
>Plant them
>Never have to depend on anyone else for weed again

>>35911338
>go outside, retard
And what? Go ask on the street where the drugs are at?
>ask people you know about drugs
I barely know anyone, let alone people who smoke weed. The times I've actually smoked were either sheer luck or I was in Europe and it was offered to me at a party.

>ask a dude at a bar
No

>ask a negro
i dont wanna get shot

>>35911154
I find this board entertaining thats why i still visit it

>>35911154
I'm here because I don't know what else to do
I've exhausted my resources and I'm left worse off than I started

>>35911154
Is william dafoe /our guy/?