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BASED ERDOGAN TO ARM ISIS AGAINST NETHERLAND AND GERMANS
http://www.haber7.com/siyaset/haber/2376550-turkiye-isis-destek-hollanda-almanya-zenci-yarrak
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>>38324392
fuck wrong board
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>>38324392
boyle bait olmaz olsun moruQ
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>>38324392
shoo shoo turk roach

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Can we honestly be surprised why finding a virgin woman in 2017 is so difficult?

Its not even just the roasties fault at this point , the men are also to blame.

How often do you hear from normies regarding how they lost their virginity?Its almost always from a person they barely met and/or will never see again.They claim that virginity is not important yet most of them have it ingrained in their heads how and to whom they lost their virginity too.

As well all know all women and normies are one of the same , as long as normos keep this up.Finding a virgin women will always be a unicorn
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Quasi women hate thread
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>>38324387
It's really easy if you convert to Islam
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>>38324387
also
>40's
>has a grandchild
sounds pretty trashy anyway

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Is it a good idea to test """friendships""" with a comms blackout? I have a feeling that my only remaining pseudo-friendship would fade out if I did, and I feel inclined to test it. Already coming up on 48 hours.
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Nope. Save it for real situations
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>>38324350
>Save it for real situations
What do you mean?
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>>38324403

Stress testing it makes it weaker.

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>been months since I've even had sex
I just want somebody to love
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>>38324245

off the board and off yourself, roastie
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>>38324245
>been months since I've even had sex
Ahem. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38324302
I'm a dude, stop being a hater.

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>"don't attack my masculinity, bro."
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Wow, he is almost as good looking as Elliot. Who is he?

Why is there no Elliot threads btw? They disappeared right after I stopped posting for a while about a week ago. Not even SupremeGirl started one even if she just released a new video of Elliot today. Very odd.
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>>38324713

Some dude somewhere smoking a ciggy.

Eliot threads are a meme.
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>>38324958
What do you mean they are a meme? There's many people in them who seem to be genuinely interested in him and his case. Aside from the "group workers" who try to prevent the following for him. Seems as if neither of these groups have had a reason to start a new thread for a while.

Guess I need to make a reversed image search on the picture related.

Any ugly fellows here?

Share your experience.

>People don't look at you when they say hello or talk to you
>Get stared at in public transports
>No relationships at 23
>No friends want to be seen outside with you

Fucksake.
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>>38324187
>People don't look at you when they say hello or talk to you
>Get stared at in public transports
>No relationships at 23
>No friends want to be seen outside with you

So... Basically you are a incel ?
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A girl once pretended to be into me as a joke, it caused me a lot of mental distress. Also while i was in uni literally no one out of 50-60 people wanted to interact with me and they initiated it between themselves all the time. Once i went to sit at my usual sit in one class and there was a girl's bag nearby. When she came she looked at me and took her bag and moved a lot farther away.
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The whole getting stared at in public transport is in your mind unless you're literally deformed

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can fashion be robot
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Caring about fashion is not a robot thing, no.
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>>38324145
No, because robots can't afford fashion. Go back to /fa/ tricky Ricky
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>spend your free time looking at outfits and fantasizing about what you'd look like in them

Seems like a sensibly robotic past time

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>fetishes so bad you start to get mid-fap guilt
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>>38324120
It's time to cut porn.
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>>38324175
>do this and no fap
>fetishes still there
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>>38324192
Jerk off to something else, force yourself.

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Do women lie about their sexual history ?
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>>38324061
No they have big vaginas thats all
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>>38324061
No they don't, they don't fake orgasm either.
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>>38324061
>IMG.png
>via 9gag.com
This should be a banneable offense.

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>one life
>end up autistic tranny
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>>38324044
Po..post fem cock pls anon
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Are you a qt 3.14 though
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You chose your class very badly, anon. Can't say that about your autism, but hammering yourself into a hormone altered person? You get to choose some traits, even though not all of them.
Blame jewish trends that fished your naive self, but take a look in the mirror too.

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Is it worth trying to become gay if you're autistic beta permavirgin?

I have gay thoughts sometimes like sucking a dick and getting fucked in the back but I'm not attracted to a man as a whole. I don't like men's faces or their body shapes, gay porn disgusts me. I only like a big and juicy cock for whatever reason and the thought of sucking it turns me on really bad. I wonder how awkward sex would be like because I'm so confused about my sexuality.

I'm asking because I pretty much gave up on girls all together because I firmly believe that I'm not worth of getting a girlfriend. Every interaction with a woman I had was painfully awkward and cringy, it's fucking impossible to talk to them like normal human beings. I'm too much of a failure in life for even a single girl to cherish my existence. I don't resemble a true man so I might as well just leave all women to men who are actually worth it.
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>>38324015
Just date a trap
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>>38324101
good looking traps are impossible to find
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Who is this semen demon? She needs my wank and I can't find the source

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Uncle is like this
>comes to dinner wearing cargo shorts and sunglasses indoors
>he's gonna be my buddy, chatting only with me about sports, cars and video games
>he's like 40 but have never had a long relationship
>as my father is cooking dinner uncle sit in sofa and back talk my mother with me
>uncle think my mother is too strict
he is loud, brings his own 6-pack, laugh obnoxiously to his own stupid jokes and mocks my dad for being a pantsy.
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Sounds like your uncle is John Cena.
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And the fucked up sister
>brings new boyfriend too every gathering
>he is always some lame prick
>they make out in front of everybody
she wear too much make up and show too much booty for others to feel comfortable.
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What the fuck are you smoking? I'd kill for one of my family members to be like that.

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Post irrational fears you have.

>Sitting in room browsing 4chan one day a while back
>Hear a sound in the distance
>It's a plane flying overhead
>Think little of it
>Start to notice that it's louder than usual
>Feel my stomach sink
>Start imagining a plane crashing into my house and killing everyone
>Noise grows even louder
>Decide that this is the end for old anon
>Can only sit there in fear anticipating my death and wondering whether I'd prefer to die instantly or spend one last moment watching myself die
>Suddenly the plane SCREECHES over my house, loud enough that I can hear it from my room
>Spend a good minute just listening to it fly off into the distance before deciding that it's safe to move again
>Heart is pumping in my chest like a machine gun
>Since then I've always been on edge whenever I hear a plane flying overhead and begin planning an escape route in case it does crash into my house and I'm lucky enough to survive
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you're a shit robot if the thought of dying by having a plane crash down on top of your head doesn't make you completely relaxed with a gleeful smile on your face.
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I'm afraid of getting shit on by a bird.
Saw a seagull take a massive fucking dump on the road today, felt paranoid the entire way.
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>>38323992
This pretty much d e s u.

origanol

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>fell for the solo game development is a viable means of income meme

is there any way to get 4 years of your life back?
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did you actually go to fucking college for that?
what do they even teach you?
just learn programming ffs. takes no more than a month if you really dedicate yourself to it.
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>>38323904
>a month

Yeah sure if he wants pajeet level of proficiency. Shit like C++ takes months after month of study and trial and error to get a good grasp on it .While Assembly low level can take years
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>>38323950
lol'd @ this. if you have an IQ above 100 it shouldn't take that long to learn C++.

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Can someone explain to me why this girl has a bulge in her sukumizu?
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>>38323719
>tfw no sukumizu bulge girl(male) friend
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>this girl has a bulge
>this girl
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OwO i wonder wats in there x3

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