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Someone explain to me why there are two options for woman who like men? I assume it's some kind of tumblr identity nonesense
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it's because only degenerate shitholes go to okcupid so they have to cater to the funky weirdos
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>>36954077
bc "women who like men" includes both bi, and straight
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>>36954382
But a bi option is already there

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>see white woman with mixed baby at the supermarket
>visibly scowl and feel sick for a few seconds

anybody else do this?
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>>36954069
no because lm not autistic
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>>36954069
did she have this
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>>36954069
no because im not a /pol/ autist

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>guy sends you a dick pic
>it does nothing for you
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>>36954063
THIS THREAD HAS DONE NOTHING FOR ME
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yeah becuz they're gross looking.
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Because it can't compete with this

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I don't care if this gets lost in the sea of frogs and trannies and immediately goes beyond page 11. I just want to put this out there.

People often look at culture in terms of clear-cut decades that end on a 9 and start on a 0. The 70s ended and the 1980s began in 1980. It's not that simple.

I'm older than everyone here so I got to experience the 90s first-hand, I grew up in them, but more importantly I was old enough to understand the late 90s and early 2000s.

Coming at it from the point of view of music and the subcultures based on music, the mid-late 90s and early 2000s are nearly indistinguishable. Sure you had boy bands and pop music all over - but you more importantly had a mainstream alternative culture. You had your Marilyn Mansons and System of Downs and Nu-Metal and Emo and Pop-punk and all of that. You can easily look on it now and go "ugh, cringe!" but it was at least something new. Something that appealed to robots and failed normies of those days. There wasn't really anything like that before. it was simultaneously counter-culture and mainstream culture.

It's 2017 now and the culture hasn't changed one bit at all since the late 2010, it's now nearly the 2020s. There is no difference between now and 2009-ish.

What the fuck is today's music? It's still Justin Bieber and Skrillex. That shit was a decade ago already. Even what's left of metal and punk and rock are still the exact same bands as 20 or even 30+ years ago. it's still Green Day and Blink 182 and Sum 41 and Metallica and Slipknot and Korn.


When will there be anything new? When will the culture change? Are we stuck here?

Anyways thanks for reading my blog.
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Just turn off your brain Goy
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>>36953998
>still Justin Bieber and Skrillex
have you listened to any music at all lately? The culture defining stuff is probably the collection of new rappers popping up such as lil yachty, xxxtentacion etc
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>>36954058
>xxxtenacion
Kill your life.

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How do you stop feeling, /r9k/?
I want to be a robot.
An unfeeling machine that does whatever task is given.
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Not even my boy David can help you out with that one.
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>>36953938
Robots don't "do", lol.
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That is not a road you want to go down.

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Good evening robots, I don't know what to do, there are these little shitlords (8-10 yo) who keep playing soccer by my house, and its fucking bal keeps hitting the wall, but this time they fucking hit the front window, miraculous they didn't break it, but I'm done with this shit stains, I would talk to their parents but I know they are niggers therefore don't have a father like the bastards they are. Police won't help, pigs. Please give ideas of how to make them stop once an for all.
>preferably nothing illegal

Please robots you're my only hope, they keep disturbing my peaceful NEET life.
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Rat traps. Everywhere. That might work. It just sounds funny in theory.
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>>36953920
Go out there with a big ass knife and take the ball, gash it wide open. Pick out the one who looks most afraid at this point and try to put the ball over his head. Deny everything if police become involved later. They won't fuck with u after that.
Also I know some retard is going to suggest asking them to stop, but we a know that shit doesn't work, especially on minority youth. No, they only respond to thinly veiled threats on their life. Remember that shit.
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>>36953920
Big fence around your property. Privacy for you, your house, and if they lose it sucks to be them.

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Dubs decides what toppings I get. They must be different. Don't let me down robots. OP will deliver.
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Also one topping must be a meat.
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>>36953854
alfredo sauce, chicken, spinach
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Anchovies and pineapple

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Why do white men find yellow women irresistable?
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>>36953819
They're seen as feminine and submissive. Also the perception that they would be more devoted to you and less selfish compared to white women. On top of this, I think asians on average are skinnier and more fit than white women. They're also physically smaller so short men don't feel as emasculated.

Does this sound about right?
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>>36953885
ye i think so

origgego
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they often maintain a youthful vibrancy that white women lose after 21

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I really want to die. Ya know what I mean?
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>>36953783
i like this new meme

can't wait to see it on thatistheplan's meme review
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Don't do it. It will get better. You can make it better.
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>>36953783
What's the sauce, so I can make edits?

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the walking dead is boring as fuck
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>>36953740
It's not as bad as a Lame of Thrones.
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>>36953740
First season was great and second was good. The rest are just filler dogshit.
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>>36953897
does it get better when negan arrives

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Why dont you become the side character in Chad's bizarre adventure?
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I'd rather be the main character of a forgotten tragedy, then a side character good for laughing at in a comedy/action film.
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>>36953708
im too autistic to go talk to chad
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>>36953708
Because Chad's adventure is never bizarre.

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Ask a NEET whose parents disowned him and is now living in a decrepit caravan anything
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>>36953688
>disowned
why?
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>>36953688
Does it get spoopy at night?
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>>36953688
How did you get it, and where do you park it?

>tfw just broke up with gf today
>been dating since freshman year
>practically engaged
>leaves me bc my schizophrenia is too much for her to handle anymore and has been getting worse
>no friends to talk to, go back to living with mum, had no one but her
How do you live life as a robot ? Is it even worth living? What do you robots do for fun? I've honestly been considering suicide but life like this may not be so bad
>inb4 you got a gf once, you can do it again
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>>36953686
Honestly if you had a girlfriend and you were considering suicide now it's going to get worse.

I don't know if life is worth living for you. But it might. So I don't know. I wouldn't recommend suicide.

You might enjoy something else in life. And after all you only live once.

Suffering is just another thing of life. Doesn't feel good but it's just something else that is not non existence.
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>>36953686
>has gf
>wants to post on r9k

pick one
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>>36953686
According to the hidden data, there's 43 people looking at your thread right now, and 2 of them have T3 connections.

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How do you guys deal with knowing you're replaceable and there are people standing in line to replace you right now? At a job, in a relationship, really anything you "have", theres a bunch of other guys waiting for you to fuck up so they can take over. Often I find others wait for you to fuck up in some way so they can start looking for your replacement. You are as disposable as a tissue when you have a box full of them...
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Good thing I don't have anything so I don't have to deal with that.
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Yeah, but so is everyone else. Why give a shit?
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>>36953681
Thats why you learn a skill, or work a government job.

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>my mom comes into the bathroom every time I take a bath
What does she mean by this?
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Please /r9k/, it happens every single time. Why does it happen?
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>>36953596
collective action by bond with your mother.
you use bathroom, in her mind she think of using bathroom too.
I got something like that with whole family +
i got something like that with my friend when we say same thing and react the same.
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Open the curtain with a raging erection. See what she reacts

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