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What's the most degenerate thing you've came to in the past week?

>tfw watched a man get fucked in the ass by a horse
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I made out with my VR kanojo
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>>35803603
>>tfw watched a man get fucked in the ass by a horse
Why the fuck would you watch that? Did you imagine yourself as the man or the horse?
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>>35803603
Miles how much do you like beast stuff

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Lets have a choose your own adventure thread.
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adding more waifus
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non-waifu related
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adding more

what happened to Bebe? is she still here?
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>>35803523
Post more. MOAR!
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>>35803623
where is Bebe?
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I have no idea who this is but I am pretty sure she never came here

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Why do you want a gf ?

Is that your life goal to get a female homosapien partner ?Can't you live alone ?
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No.

I have long given up on finding a partner. However...

I still yearn. But now my yearnings have been to other things, and better.

Visual novels...they can sate me for a while.
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I just want to feel like I've done a good enough job in life that someone will accept me
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>>35803441
I want someone I like to cuddle at night. I have friends and family, but I still feel empty and a need for love.

What does it feel like having a guy put his dick in your pussy?
I accepted my fate as crazy cat lady so someone please explain it me
>inb4 reee roasties out
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>>35803438
>What does it feel like having a guy put his dick in your pussy?
I don't think most girls here know about that either, that's why they're here.
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It feels like being owned, I really enjoy it.
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>>35803438
Fucking amazing
Sometimes I have phantom dick of my bf's peen and I love it when he's not here I can feel him in me I love it and I love how he smells too it's the best ;-; I'm gonna go cuddle him now bye desu

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Nofap motivation thread. Get in here brobots, how are you holding on? Day 8 here, feeling nice and comfy, I feel like I can make it to 10 this time.
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Fuck I broke down and have fapped three times in the last 8 hours. I need help. I live alone so it's too easy.
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you're actually dumb as fuck if you're doing no fap
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nofap is for virgins who are desperate to find something fixable to blame for their rejection

once you reach wizard status, all guilt and feeling the need to improve yourself vanishes and you enter a stage of true deep comfort.

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Tell me about the best day of your life.
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The day when I was born
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>saw a concert with a friend
>went to a college party despite having graduated 2 years earlier
>it was mardi gras party
>mustered every thing i had ever read about human interaction and social skills to the front of my brain
>met a bunch of people
>saw a lot of tits
>girls were seeking me out from across the room
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hooooly shit obviously it was the last time I ate pic related

fuck nostalgia is hitting me hard and I wanna eat that NOW

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>like fapping to gay porn
>only attracted to girls

What's wrong with me?
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>>35803275
porn spiral fucked up your brain
try no porn for a significant period of time

or youre just bi
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>>35803275
>>like fapping to gay porn
>>only attracted to girls
Same.
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>>35803275

Let's just say under Leviticus law, you would be stoned. Take that as you will.

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God damn why do the insides of my ears feel so fucking good? I either just use my finger or the round part of a bobby pin and move it around inside and it feels so good, almost sexual. I get the urge to just go wild with it and it feels amazing, it leaves me dazed for a few seconds and my eyes roll up like this, I can't help it. I keep accidentally going over board and they get left raw and they hurt and it's a big problem but I just can't help myself. Are the insides of peoples' ears erogenous zones?
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>>35803261
I noticed that too, but only found shit about the earlobes on google
So I'd be interested as well
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>>35803261
Don't... fuck around with metal bars inside your ears... You're gonna fuck up one day...
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I only like to touch my ears because they are filled with wax.... Gotta get it out somehow. One of my ears right now has a giant scab in it from a massive zit that was popped in it on friday.

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I recorded a message for you, I hope this will brighten up your day and cheer you up

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ibRPQHNNUM
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>>35803187
who the fuck cares anyway lul
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heh

the audio length
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>fembots can be robots

If you still arent convinced about this meme, this "fembot" here should help you with that.

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I don't know if I have some kind of unknown mental illness or autism or something but something is fundamentally wrong with me
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>>35803174
you think your special snowflake?
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>>35803218
We're all special, m7
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>>35803218
>you think your special snowflake?

yes :)

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If a girl of this THICCness was coming on to you would you be worried to see if you penur penetrate her properly?
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no I have big benis

actually I would probably be so uncomfortable I couldnt get hard but thats not a funny post
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>>35803132
No
Look how mushy she is. If you press your hips against her ass it squishes away
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No my penis is long enough
My problem would be what I would do while sex. Do I just look at her? Do I touch her breasts? Do caress her thighs?

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sexually frustrated, wank all day. What do you guys say?
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Get an erotic massage with a happy ending.
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What a qt
lanigiro
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>tfw you literally have to risk going to jail if you want to pay for sex in freedomland
>yet can't get sex any other way
what the fucking fuck fuck fuck

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>uni mid-term exams starting from tomorrow
>haven't studied at all
>haven't taken a shower in two weeks
>shitposting on 4chan all day
>would probably fail this semester
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>never been to uni once in 2 years
LMAO enjoy your stay bro. It only goes downwards
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>>35803123
>never been to uni once in 2 years

Wait. How does it work? You dropped out? I go to Uni 5 days a week. It's about 15kms from my home. It takes me 30 mins to reach there. Time duration at Uni is about 5 hours
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>>35803151
>You dropped out?
Nope

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Hey guys just a daily reminder that I'm a stupid little old one-eyed retard with hearing aids that needs to kill itself.

I just want to thank you guys for existing. Unlike me, you truly have value. The "numbers game" for "putting yourself out there" and "being yourself" DOES work. Just not with people like me.

You're not me. You can see. You can hear. You can speak clearly. You can walk. You can carry things from point A to point B. And the best part? You look good while doing it, and that makes other people feel good to be around you because your industriousness makes them feel healthy and beautiful and normal by association, and that makes them want you to be around them, and to hang around you more!

I've read the posts on here about you guys complaining about being too short, fat, dark, whatever. But you guys are forgetting something: You have social camouflage. There's so many defective rejects like me "just being ourselves" thinking that we're people and going out to embarrass ourselves in job interviews and on first dates, that you guys are actually trending upwards on the acceptability scale. After an interview with me, any human resources staff would be even more retarded than I am to not hire you and give you a fair chance at employment, because "at least he's not a little one-eyed RETARD." Ditto for girls giving you a chance at an actual relationship.

I get confused by the too-short, fat, dark, etc. posters because I ride the Metro buses and trains all the time and have noticed an abundance of guys fitting your self-descriptions either wearing a work uniform or clinging onto their girlfriends like a scared child holding onto Mommy, or both. My point is, you can "be as yourself" as you want -- awkward is acceptable as long as it's not coming from a literal retard.

Whether you want to admit it or not, you guys still stand a chance. I'm just sorry that I won't be around to see any of you succeed.
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>>35803073
Are you saying that you're a retard just because you have 1 eye?
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>>35803073
are you saying this all because you are blindin one eye? some girls would even think that eye looks cool and it would be a bonus. if you found an anime girl who's into the 1 eye looks different thing it could even be a bonus.
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>>35803073
you can still find meaning in your life, op. friends don't care about looks, so you can at least make friends.

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