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gf dumped me r9k what do i do
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>>34098542
Challenge her to a fist fight and kick her ass.
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>gf
>robot
Pick one faggot
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>>34098579
He did pick one.
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So why haven't you become a fukboi yet, /r9k/?
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shoulders and height
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>>34098573
This anon knows whats up. My body isn't made for it, and neither is my face.
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>>34098524
Because I already have my personal fuccboi. No need for me to become one.
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You know what time it is lads. Share your first name, and if you feel like it, fill in the following
>Do you like [or] hate your name? (If so, why?)
>If you could change your name, would you, and what would it be?
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>OP Here
I'll start.
My name is Vincent. I hate my name, I'm not sure why but I've always hated the name Vincent for some unknown reason.
I'd like to change it to Charles or Santiago but I can't be fucked to do anything of that sort.
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>>34098519
My name is literally kiwu. Please kill me
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My name is Ben..and im not white.. Just kill me already
Found this pic on /pol/. Why is /pol/ so autistic and hypocritical?
>Why don't you have a black girlfriend yet?
Oh the fucking irony. /pol/ is constantly going off on effeminate rants about their "bleached" meme. They never shut up about it. Fantasies about impregnating black or brown or yellow women are constantly posted there, and hardly anybody disagrees with the idea. Then I see casual posts where white guys talk about their minority gfs and such in various threads.
/pol/ cannot accept a harsh redpill - that they are responsible for the decline of the white race more than anybody. They are following Jewish tactics perfectly. Nobody can compare to /pol/ when it comes to their own hypocrisy and lack of self awareness.
>LETS BLEACH MINORITY WOMEN EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW GENETICS WORK
>LETS AVOID WHITE WOMEN BUT WE STILL HAVE TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE
Fucking autistic retards.
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>>34098464
the best mating strategy is to impregnate as many minority women as you can, preferably ones that already have a provider, and then find your own white aryan qt wife to save the white race.
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>>34098562
No it isn't. That is going to create half-mixed mutt babies. You /pol/ spergs cannot bitch about white women dating black men (as rare as it is) when you constantly advocate race-mixing in your own way. Grow a pair and stop dating your "minority gfs" and practice what you preach.
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>>34098464
Wow, it's almost like boards have multiple posters with different views. Incredible!
Don't let the door hit you on the cargo pants on the way out.
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You have been visited by the SMUG YOGINI of the THUNDERBOLT ATTAINMENT.
Comfy pujas and instantaneous liberations will come to you, but only if you post OM KREEM KALIKAYAE NAMAHA in this thread.
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fuck off pajeet, stop raping dalit women
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>>34098452
OM KREEM KALIKAYAE NAMAHA
Now get off this board, Jamal.
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>>34098452
om krim krim krim
hum hum
hrim hrim hrim hrim
daksina kalike
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Test to see if you are normal or socially challenged (over 21 years of age) 2017-01-12 11:25:57 Post No.34098365
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Test to see if you are normal or socially challenged (over 21 years of age)
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1. Do you have one activity/hobby you actively participate in involving at least five people at least once every two weeks? Not including class or work. (+1 for every yes)
2. Do you go out at least twice a week to a social gathering?
3. Do you have more than 5 IRL friends you physically meet up with?
4. Have you ever went on a date or hooked up before?
5. Do you know how to drive more than 20 miles by yourself?
6. Do you have a job and can you pay rent/mortgage, taxes and health insurance and move to a new place completely by yourself?
7. Did you have sex before 21 AND a first kiss before 18?
8. Have you ever been in a longterm relationship lasting 2 months?
9. Do you know how to initiate a convo and friend someone on social media in less than a day?
10. Do you know how to go to parties/social gatherings within a week of meeting completely new people, getting at least 2 new phone numbers?
If you scored more than 7/10 you are normal. Congratulations.
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>>34098365
Scored 3 out of 10.
>1. Yes
>2. No
>3. No
>4. No
>5. Yes
>6. Yes
>7. No
>8. No
>9. No
>10. No
Also, question 11 should be: Are you a Manlet?
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>>34098365
The only one that applies to me is #4.
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>>34098831
fuck goddamnit shit i meant #5
now everyone will think i have sex
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why do numales do shit like this?
seriously, don't start sprouting le ebin memes
share your theories
numales and robots share a similar situation but why are we so different?
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>>34098234
>numales and robots share a similar situation but why are we so different?
kek
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>>34098234
numales and robots are both part of the incel race- but the numales have given into the opressive genocide of our captors make them race traitors. If they will not join us, they must die along with the normies
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>>34098234
>kibblesmith
that's not his real last name is it
please don't let that be his real last name
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Do you guys remember getting your first (you)? I was really scared and didn't know what was going on
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First what? Fap? I remember it was mind numbingly pleasurable and id spend more and more time in the bathroom with my laptop looking up "sexy girls" and fapping away my youth in hedonistic pleasure.
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I posted a sarcastic joke on /b/ made of five words (I can't recall what) and five (you)'s suddenly appeared saying "kek". I felt proud.
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nigga you've only been posting since the (you) system was implemented?
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>Sarah Bonito turns out to be dating the CRUSHER who brags about emptying his balls in her on instagram
My year is already ruined
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hahaha /mu/ raid rite guize
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>that tiny cut cock
fucking cutlets haha
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>>34098153
so that's what it's like if men wore leggings in the same vein as women.
>the flaccid penis appears
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Hello, /r9k/! Do you want to help make a small indie game? We're looking for people to help work on a 4chan-centered game that will look into the history of 4chan, which places Wojak as the protagonist and is Titled /Wojak's Journey/.
What we need:
-Programmers
-Tileset Artists
-Character Artists
-A few Musicians
The Discord for the development chat is here: https://discord.gg/4h8GY
To keep people from flooding the chat, these links are not permanent, but we will post more in this thread when each one expires.
We hope to see you lend a hand!
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I'm a dev for an r9k related game, but it got taken down by apple/google.
Protip: DO NOT INCLUDE PEPE IN THE GAME
Apple/google WILL take down your game.
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If you got feels they might make for a good side quest. Also if you browse other boards we could use your meme lore
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>hi guys I'm making a game
>what we need: everything
>please make my game guys
>tfw 23
>im only going to get older and despise life more intensely as time goes on
Daily reminder that if you're still a teenager you need to leave this fucking site and actually enjoy your life. Nothing fucking matters when your 16 17 or 18 you can literally do anything you fucking want. You have no responsibilities and you waste that potential on this shit website.
Fucking leave and never return
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>>34098034
>Nothing fucking matters when your 16 17 or 18 you can literally do anything you fucking want.
Jerking off and playing video games all the time (while going to school) didn't exactly work out for me.
-29 year old khv
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>>34098034
>32
This, all you stupid fucking 19yr olds going abloo bloo bloo muh life is over, get the fuck out of here, YOU CAN STOP THIS, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HERE
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>>34098034
>23
>Complains about young people
You're not any different
>be last night
>boil two eggs for them to be hard boiled
>success
>peel and eat one
>go to sleep
>wake up
>go to uni and come back
>other egg gone
>daddy says my bitch fucker soster ate one
>she is still at uni
>you steal my eggs, i steal your money whore
>go to her room and take 20 bucks
>start boiling two more eggs
>checkmate whore
>pic related
>its also raining outside so i locked the door so she will be out in th rain
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>>34098007
Should've kept the other egg in your pocket
She couldn't have eaten the egg if you thought ahead and put it in your pocket.
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cant steal and eat this egg you fucking roastie
oregano
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>>34098574
>knowing how to cook
gtfo my board Chad REEEEEEE
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What are fembots' thoughts on cum?
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food for my hungry pussy
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>>34098182
How many times had Chad cummed into you?
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>>34098229
zero, that's why she's so hungry :(
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Why are escorts so much smarter, chill, and understanding than most women?
I'm not even trying to disparage women here, for once. I just don't think I've ever been able to hold the amount and depths of conversations with women than I can escorts. Nor do have I been able to find women who were as patient and reasonable with you than escorts. I know I'm paying them for this, but god damn it's so foreign, and leagues out of the fields of most girls, that I'm constantly flabbergasted.
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>>34097958
I don't give a fuck, you're the one shelling out shekels to talk to these cunts who'd be just another stacy if she didn't charge.
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>>34097958
When your paid to fuck for a living, you have free time to expand yourself (other than your cunt)
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>>34097958
>Why are escorts so much smarter, chill, and understanding than most women?
Because you are paying them, you dumb faggot.
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Reasons you should kill yourself if you're still a robot over 25
1. You're getting ugly. Only Chads look good in their 30's.
2. Women your age are ugly. They will only get uglier with each passing day.
3. Younger girls see you as a creep unless you're a natural Chad
4. It's too late for you to go to university normally without looking pathetic
5. You didn't get enough work experience in order to get a job that'll give you a comfortable income in your future
6. Your old friends (if you still have them) are getting married and having kids. They won't have time for you and will think you're pathetic.
7. Your parents are getting closer to dying every day. Who will you have when they're gone?
Just put yourself out of your misery. Your life is over, you missed the chance.
NOTE THAT THIS THREAD IS FOR ROBOTS, NOT NORMALFAGS. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR SUCCESS STORY
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>tfw 6 more years
>tfw you know nothing will change even with a degree and job
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>>34097931
>1. You're getting ugly
>getting
lol
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>>34097931
suicide is for fucking pussies, an easy way out. if your life is shit than at least endure the pain and try to survive as long as you can, don't try to act against your natural instincts