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>>36585354
Because she knows how to pretend to be interesting to autists and keeps at it. She's probably a pretty fucked person underneath though.

>>36585381
She is a pretty average sociopath. How do you know if you're considered a friend?

>>36585381
Just like all the other for-autist entertainers. I agree.

>safe sex is a government conspiracy
Safe sex is a jewish conspiracy to keep white people from being born.

Kill yourself.

Also, to get all of the dick trolling out of the way so we can have a discussion: stay mad dicklets I'm sorry

Yep, sizes above 57 mm are banned in america, but you can still buy those online

Mysize and Theyfit are doing some justice for our chodes

>>36585267
>not the real ones
because you haven't done it yet.

>>36585267
BEcause in most games, virtual murder is "acheivematized"

>>36585267
You haven't done it yet, or you haven't done it enough times.

Keep going, only target hitch hikers and the homeless to avoid chances of getting caught in the long run.

>>36585149
My best friend is a Chad
He loooooves traps though, he can't get enough of it when I dress up, he even wants to watch me fuck his gf while all trapped up
I think I might see if I can get her pregnant, just as a way to get revenge on Chads all over the world

>>36585587
get out you normie shitbag

I'm jealous of a chad friend of mine, but not because of women or any shit like that. He just has really unflappable confidence, he thinks everything he does is awesome, even if it's something retarded like getting a C in a class or some shit.

American young men are far too immature to be able to drink before 21

at least you chose the pepe with chink eyes

>>36585128
drinking's shit, alcohol is jewish subversion elixir you aught to not be drinking it.

>>36585057
>Marijuana addiction
>Addiction
Also
>Expensive

Just cut back for like a month or two. It's nowhere near as hard as quitting jerking off. Then buy your weed online, it's cheap AF. The quality will make it so you only want one hit for a 2-3 hour high. And an Oz will last you like three months + ez pz. Just don't smoke more than once or twice a day and you'll keep your Tolerance at pretty low levels

>>36585245
>tfw have access to top quality weed
>tfw a ounce lasts me a week
>tfw expensive

>>36585245
i feel scared to get it offline for some reason. like the feds are watching

>>36584967
>the cum closet
>without any irony
This type of shit is the reason I still come here.

I'll take those cum stained panties off your hands tbqh

this never happened but i enjoyed your story

Of all the places on the internet, why would you come here to find out how as a woman that you can relate to other women? What's wrong with you?

>GOD'S NOT - *BURP* REAL, MORTY. NOW TRY SOME SZECHWAN SAUCE, MORTY. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU, MORTY. MCDONALD'S PRODUCTS ARE GOOD, MORTY. YA HEAR THAT ,MORTY?

>>36584832
I have the same issue. Men are simpler so it's easy to pick up their social cues but women are just ???????????????? what am I doing??

just give up, theres no other option

>>36584792
federal prison

>>36584792
>Call yourself a tranny.
>Attempt to change in your local pool or gym female locker room.

>>36584792

piss off cop

No. Only thing we've ever had in common was hating European empires and wanting to kill fags and replace it with conservative values, but all of this was for completely different reasons and ignores other principals that we hold dear and the other one doesn't.

>>36584785
Will that keep Islam out of Europe permanently? If so yes.

>>36584785
WTF kind of map is that? Mussolini isn't in power and only north Italy is owned by the Nazis???

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get a bike
>cheaper
>no pollution
>good exercise
>no traffic
>safer if there are bike paths where you live
>everything is usually within quick bike distance anyway

i know that feel all too well. it hurts even more especially when you had a car but then you lost it

there's plenty of super cheap used cars out there, I wish I knew about it before my parents forced me to spend 4k on a little grey sedan that resells for 500 dollars

Going to give this thread a nice healthy bump

>>36584690
>black girls on r9k
this is not true man I'm sorry

also fuck you white guys stay with your white women

man it angers me how black women just give it up to you guys

>>36584989
don't worry, we just use white guys

t. black girl

I go back to sleep. Originalitat

>>36584647
>How do you react
more like, how do you erect?

>>36584647
>Sieg Heil to them and start singing "Die fahne hoch"

Although I look pretty Jewish sadly I hope they don't kill me, I'll just show them my foreskin to prove I'm not a kike

Not going outside? Why? What do you fear could happen?

>>36584568
hey, you know that you control yourself, right? Start with a list of things you want to be. It could be personality traits, hobbies, anything of the sort. Then, slowly try to become those things. Make a plan. Even if you don't stick to it, be mindful of it. Things will get better.

I promise.

>>36585545
I'm ashamed of myself, I can't stand to see my reflection let alone the thought of other people seeing me and being disgusted
>>36585904
You're not wrong per se, but I don't really have a will anymore besides putting an end to the constant torment
Hobbies or fun aren't actually fun, nothing is above merely a distraction from reality
Everyone always says it gets better but I have to admit that it's been a pretty constant fall downwards

Why do I think trannies are ok but find 'sissies' to be fucking disgusting

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>tfw no strong man to come and put me in my place

>>36584514
thats hot wtf im gay now