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>>36681178
It's not true at all and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

No woman is interested in "building up" a man. They have no empathy for men at all. They are simply programmed to leech onto a man and parasite of his resources. Once the resources are gone, she tosses him aside and attaches herself to a new one. That is all.

>>36681178
How can women unironically believe this autistic garbage

No women is interested in dating a pile of horse shit boy and building him back up

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There is an element of truth to this. Guys who were once invisible to most women will often become universally seen as relationship material once they get a girlfriend. Even if they get a girlfriend of average or below average attractiveness, it can still boost the guy's qualifications in the eyes of attractive women.

>boxden
>thehoodup

>>36681162
burt sounds like a pretty chill guy

>>36681162
do you know how ridiculous she looks lmao. imagine if she was a hairy man

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>>36681135
The origional Pepsi is the best. If we widen the spectrum to all beverages owned by Pepsi, Mountain Dew is the best

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Wild Cherry because it doesn't taste like pepsi

>>36681135
Who even makes these threads? Does Pepsi or a third party advertising firm pay people to make these threads?
I feel like I've been seeing a lot of these corny advertising ploys lately.

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Shekelstein wants me to do his personal taxes again or no pay

were you the same guy who posted this 24 hrs ago

>>36681096
It's a bank holiday dickhead

I have the first volume of lackadaisy

should probably get the second one, are they still selling it?

Texas. I am in Texas.

North Carolina, some weather we having

>>36681039
Hang them up as anime wall decorations

>>36681039
>What do normal people do when they're done with Dakis?

Normal people don't buy dakis

>normal people
>dakis

HAH

Have a healthy and happy time during your key developmental years.

Unfortunately if you didn't get this you'll be behind forever. Anyone who succeeds out of this situation is generally the exception.

>>36681067
What years are those?

>>36680972
I thought animals weren't allowed in the subway.
Anyway that's a hardcore raven.

>>36680907
I'm Jesus Christ. I don't even tell people that anymore, I just talk to strangers until they feel bad about themselves.

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i told a guy i didnt study for the exams. he was happy too cuz he didnt study and he didnt feel left out.

i lied. i actually studied. My victory is inevitable and he failed HARD. Asks me why i passed if i didnt study. I said i just got lucky.

>>36681005
how do i get into heaven?

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I keep saying I have crippling loneliness as a joke with my friends and non of them are any the wiser. Mostly the fear of rejection.

>>36680902
I have a problem. In the latest days I feel like I'm losing it.

I get urges to scream or flail. I daydream way more than what I used to. I chant poopoopeepee and other /r9k/ tier songs. I laugh for no reason like a retard. And I have a weird feeling most of the time.

>autism
I am 21

This is how I feel. I obviously cannot tell or everyone will avoid me. Is this even something medical or is it my low self control?

Help

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Bad childhood experiences. Bullying, dysfunctional family and learned helplessness. Zero self-esteem and crippling self-loathing. I bottle things up so hard even I have no idea how I feel until the lid breaks and everything comes vomiting out in a fury of rage, sadness and panic. I can't express myself anymore. I can't be genuine. Deep down I'm just a black hole that will only hurt others, so I push them away when I think about how much better off they'd be without me. I don't care about how other people feel and only use them. It's better if I'm alone. People have accepted me and tried to help me countless times but I can't accept or help myself. I can't commit to anything. If I tell someone how I feel then I have to abandon that relationship because it feels like I'm naked. I don't want them to understand me because from what I understand about myself they'll realize how absolutely horrible and ugly I am on the inside. If I adopt a different persona then I don't have to be real.

gotta know before hand if you are dealing with your average roastie or if you got a girl with some taste on your hands

keep doing gods work OP

>>36680870
Good work op

oragubiu

>>36680915

every single tinder slut is an average roastie, you fool, it's a hookup app designed to funnel as many sluts to chad as quickly as possible

just because there's a tiny minority of women there that aren't obese, feminist stereotypes, gigantic sluts, etc doesn't mean they have "taste" or anything in common with a robot

>>36680817
>where did it all go wrong?

when you got your ass fucked by some neckbeard on craigslist

I came here for the memes but stayed for the feels, never been able to leave since.

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>>36680817
>let me hear your stories
Same age, same tragedy, same downfall.

I feel you man.

>>36680808
>I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes

Yeah, that doesn't sound like tranny talk at all.

>>36680808
stop making these threads you fucking faggot. no one wants to see your stupid trap bullshit

I keep thinking shes gona take a shit

>>36680785
>Not buying cheap plastic bottle vodka because you're an alcoholic that is broke

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>>36680785
Why not just take a picture of your drink on a desk or table like a normal man?

Why always make the picture 90% about your dumb fat balding girly head?

>>36680785
jesus christ man you're looking worse

gained some weight I see.

stop drinking and start counting calories please.

>>36680773

Meh. You should have called the cops.

>>36680814
I find it amusing how they were rude and aggressive to me, and then they get mad that I treat them with the same kind of respect. It feels good to break a sluts pretty princess attitude. I almost wish I had gotten out of my car, grabbed the skateboard in my trunk, and walked up to their car to smash it with my skateboard. It would've been hilarious to see their frightened reaction and faces. But I know that's not right to do and would get me in big trouble.

>>36680888
>But I know that's not right to do

It is, arguably.

> would get me in big trouble.

Here's the rub.

Wish you could shoot oil and banana peels from the back of your car like in MarioCart.

>>36680755
OP, have you considered getting the surgery that makes you taller? Normally I wouldn't recommend it, but 5'4 is pretty shitty and if you're going to kill yourself, what do you really have to lose?

>>36680755
by becoming a trap and letting numerous guys bareback you, you'll eventually get some kind of STD and die a slow painful death

>>36680811
That surgery is like 600grand and your legs are basically broken for 2 years. It's also only performed in russia