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How do I know if I have a fever?
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>>34249968
Do you have a fever?
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>>34249968
use a thermometer ?
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>>34249968
Why take your temperature of courserectally
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>tfw living out of a storage facility
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Some of the indoor ones look like they could be pretty comfy in all honesty
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>>34250236
Apparently this is a thing.
https://youtu.be/HPVCTLPNUzo
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WTF? I didn't know they allowed this. Now I'm interested
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>tfw no matter how many times I cut and stab myself the pain on the inside won't go away
WHY? WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? WHY WON'T IT GO AWAY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG?!
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i used to cut myself a few years ago but then I realized that it is fucking retarded and it doesn't solve anything. I'm not trying to be mean, but just grow the fuck up. Harming yourself because of "im so edgy the pain wont go away" is childish. It took me a while to realize it. Hopefully you realize this too, and start to feel better.
Focus more on the positive things in life rather than your gay "pain"
After people bullied me for talking about being depressed and feeling pain and cutting I finally stopped and realized that there's no point in focusing on negative things like that and it only makes life harder for you.
If someone told me this a few years ago I probably would cry like a bitch but I'm only doing it to help you.
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Have you tried stabbing and cutting other people?
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>>34250453
I know it's stupid, but life is stupid as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing good in it that's worth all the bad, this is the only thing i know that works for me
>>34250508
I stabbed a guy once at night, I felt so bad about it, i don't think Im going to do it again
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I can't believe he's going to be our president! 2017-01-19 01:06:14 Post No.34249934
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I can't believe he's going to be our president!
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Holy fuck, /r9k/, Trump is going to be president next week. The most racist, sexist, misogynist piece of shit ever is going to be running America. This is a man who hates mexicans, pays for prostitutes to piss on him, publicly runs around grabbing women by the pussy and raping them. AND YOU ELECTED HIM!
Let that sink in for a second. FUCK YOU 4CHAN, ESPECIALLY /pol/! YOU GUYS DID THIS!!!!
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>>34249934
Can tell you're a woman..
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Oh look some bait
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>>34249934
Bait too obvious, try again.
>4chan tricked the fucking CIA
Let THAT sink in. There are much bigger problems at play. What's next?
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What do y'all smoke?
Pic related, my favorite cigs
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Menthols suck
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>>34249900
Marlboro 100s when I can, waves or wings when I'm feeling cheap.
>mfw fucking nanny state is adding 2$ per pack tax in april
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>>34249900
I smoked these for about 8 years until they became unaffordable. Then I just quit smoking altogether
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daily audrey thread
i told you guys
new moot closed my fucking thread again edition
credit to previous audreyposter
that was a nice one
i'll find one in a second
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>>34249774
hmm this one is off topic but interesting
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>>34249774
She was so adorable.
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>>34249853
you're not fucking kidding
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The Robot's Head 2017-01-19 12:59:11 Post No.34249758
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The Robot's Head
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The Robot's Head Pub is again open for business
serving cheap gin and doom metal tonight https://synchtu be / r / TheRobotsHeadPub
come in, post your drinks, post some music, hang out, have a good time
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My whole squad on dat real shit
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>>34249758
Waddaup bro?
How've you been :). Love ur channel btw
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>>34249758
How do you drink so much
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>>34249942
thanks m8. I keep meaning to make a new video, but never do
>>34249962
alcoholism and self hatred
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bros why do women suck so much?
>recently dumped by the love of my life
>drink alone like everyday when not in class
>match w qt on tinder, I used to have a crush on her
>start talking, I feel like I'm boring her
>man up and ask for her number and to go on a date Friday
>she says yes and starts getting excited
>drinking last night when suddenly she texts me and asks to hangout
>sprint through campus to her house
>hangout, makeout awhile
>tells me to fuck her
>ohshit.png
>not sure if my dick will work bc drunk
>fuck and then talk for awhile, I actually am interested in her
>fall asleep holding hands
>we wake up and she doesn't seem to remember anything we talked about
>we lay in her bed and talk before class
>ask if she still wants to go out Friday before I leave
>she says yes
>hasn't texted me back all day
I hate getting my hopes up
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>girl leads me on and then rejects me
>stop talking to her because of the rejection
>she now stares at me constantly and uses coworkers to try and make me jealous
I don't know op girls are fucking insane
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holy shit you fucked her and fell asleep holding hands, either man up and initiate conversation or wait for her to. There's always the chance she's testing you too so tread lightly
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>>34250217
Women like games and want u to fight for her.
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What's your score?
>An ACE score is a tally of different types of abuse, neglect, and other hallmarks of a rough childhood. According to the Adverse Childhood Experiences study, the rougher your childhood, the higher your score is likely to be and the higher your risk for later health problems. You can take the test below:
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/03/02/387007941/take-the-ace-quiz-and-learn-what-it-does-and-doesnt-mean
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What does it mean if I got 10/10?
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>>34249919
It means you're fucked for life.
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my work is participating in a "trauma informed care" course and the instructor says we're all going to do the ACE as a group. I think it's utter bullshit and don't want to participate. What will people think if I refuse?
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>girl gets mad she keeps getting messages from guys on snapchat
>every picture on her story is her in a skin tight leotard
>for an entire week she just posts her body in said leotard (the same one.)
>tell her shes kinda being ridiculous for wondering why people are messaging her 24/7
>and she wears the same thing in every picture
>freaks out and gives 15 back to back messages on "muh bodypositivity" and how im shaming her for showing her what shes doing
I probably asked for this kind of retardation, in hindsight I wish I never even considered adding her. Whats wrong with women? are they actually retarded? do they lack cognitive thinking? do they not see obvious correlations? Im really curious whats going on in her mind. I only messaged her because I was tired of looking on her story about how shes tired of guys messaging her and a post later posts lewd shit.
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>>34249670
>Whats wrong with women? are they actually retarded?
The average woman has an IQ 10-20 points lower than a man.
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It's only because you're ugly. If Chad had said it to her, she would have gotten wet and asked if he wanted to see how slutty it was personally.
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>>34249796
Im not ugly by any means but I dont think she even looked at my profile picture so you could be right
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I fear these are my last days fellow robots, the burden of depression and loneliness has been too heavy the last months and the last weeks.
You are all great people and all these years of shitposting genuinely meant something to me and wherever you are, I love you for everything. I feel we belong to something other people can't even imagine.
Even though I'm a "succesful" robot (at 22 got a degree, senior position in a big corporate firm, about to get CPA, moved out of parents house, make enough money to do whatever I want but not rich) shit hasn't gotten better.
Depression is a live long disease, I realized people like us are too unstable to have reliable commitments with other people (loans, marriage, children) and it hurts me.
I tried, I really tried, but I still cry, I still drink, I keep taking more drugs, I wanna try heavier shit. I basically just live through the workweek so I can drink, smoke weed and take acid on the weekends.
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>>34249666
The 'heavier' shit is your exit from this world, OP.
You're going home, I envy you.
I'll see you when I get there.
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>>34249666
I dislike you for your success but admire the digits. What have you tried to treat your depression with? Besides recreational drugs.
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>>34249666
Get some antidepressants instead senpai
I'll talk to you if you want
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ROLL. Your last 2 digits is the number of hours you must go without wanking.
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Please fucking tell me that is not a real article someone wrote.
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>>34249588
>hoping for 0089745612378456123
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I would actually reallly like to do it right now but lets live dangerously
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Post some comfy...
Comfy music, comfy memes, comfy videos.. Anything comfy
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make way comfy music coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo
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>>34249761
Very comfy, anon.
>tfw live near a lighthouse
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bumping with a comfy wallpaper
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Hey everybody! How is your life?!
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Pretty shitty desu
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Good.
Also, I saw La La Land yesterday and was rather disappointed.
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viper: kys mm
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IM FUCKING SICK OF WOMEN! IM SICK OF THEIR WHORISH WAYS! IM SICK OF THEM JUDGING ME! IM SICK OF THEM MAKING ME DEPRESSED! I HATE THEIR FUCKING GUTS! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL
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I'm guessing by this post that you've never had a gf before anon.
Who /KHV/ here?
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>>34249532
I am. Though to be fair I never cared much about relationships because of early exposure of fucked up shit in childhood via mom constantly cheating on my dad.
Also the fact that my face is often similar to pic related doesn't help that much. Not my problem though, fuck them.
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wow im so shocked women dont like you when u screech on /r9k/ about how your life sucks but its everyone elses fault, fool