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>>35576577
If you like anime you already have autism.

>>35576577
>>35576656

I don't ACTUALLY have autism, but I'm 30 years old and live at home as a NEET, so there's your frame of reference.


Other than kiddy shit like Dragon Ball and Pokemon in the 90s, I didn't start watching anime until I was 28.

I did start posting on 4chan when I was about 22, and that was when my life went downhill.

>>35576577
Its a chicken or the egg problem
If you watch animu you definitely have the 'tism, but whether or not the autism or the anime came first is the debate

>>35576563
bc of the jews obviously

wait. is this why you guys are so determined to find a virgin girl? you realize the kind of girls who have sex with 10+ people are fucking crazy to begin with?

it's not the amount of people that you have sex with, it's the kind of person you are that decides having sex with 10+ people is a good/normal idea. having more sex isn't the direct cause of shitty marriages.

also, the vast majority of people on here are so repulsive and poorly adjusted that a woman would never even CONSIDER dating you, so you don't even have to worry about what's pictured. stop being upset you're not the first penis to enter every vagina.

>>35576934
>it's not the amount of people that you have sex with, it's the kind of person you are that decides having sex with 10+ people is a good/normal idea. having more sex isn't the direct cause of shitty marriages.
that's simply not true, when the woman is virgin natural that feels more bonded to the husband. Also, more partners she had more she's gonna think "that guy i had was better" when the marriage meet some problems and she would more more incline to divorce.
you're just a butt hurted roastie.

>>35576500
Have you tried talking to grills irl you beta fuck?

>>35576500
why not get a cat or doge? they have more personality than females, are more loyal, better to be around, etc. No reason to have a gf in 2017

>>35576591
I talk to a few. They're mostly taken, but we still flirt a little bit. I also use Tinder and flesh out like $25 every few weeks because "Boosts" are the only way to get your profile seen anymore. The matches are almost entirely ugly or fat chicks, or people that for some reason I matched with despite them being 672 miles away.

I do match with a couple of cuties who are actual people in my city, I'm seeing if I can get one of them to go with me to see the new beauty and the beast movie on Saturday. Generally, as a rule of thumb I save movies for a second date because they make fucking awkward first dates, but this girl is a celiac and can't have dairy so fuck taking her to dinner.

Seems like an average looking guy, maybe slightly handsome.

6/10

5/10, solidly average, his attractiveness to women could vary based on height/fame/money though. Because he's a black man in a photograph and not in prison, I'm assuming he's an athlete or a rapper.

8/10 , pretty

It's original nigger

No.

Please get out.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35576344
But why? why does getting sex suddenly make me a non robot? I'm probably more of a robot than you ever will be.

>>35576361
You're not anymore. You made it. You're successful now.

Now fuck off and kill yourself.

>think cheating is abhorrent
>person claims only reason I can say that is because I've never had the chance to cheat
>tfw will never get a chance to see if I'm a good person or not

we are literally subhuman

not even on the same level of normies

But why would you let a woman control your access to sex when she will hold it to ransom to ensure your obedience? The answer is to have a backup. Not only that, it's foolish to expect that once person can meet all of your needs. Why should you sacrifice that if she provides some things of importance but not all? Most of you fags would be lucky to get any one girl, and she is therefore unlikely to be an exact fit. If lightning struck twice you'd do well to accept it gratefully.

>>35576307
I dont open up to DUDES

>>35576307
A-and what if I don't?

>>35576307
>Starting to actually wonder if I am dealing with a real female, or its just some dude jerkin it

W-which one is it.. Ehh which one is it, yeah.

>>35576265
>expecting her to hug you
>letting her approach you
>looking at her

fuck off

>>35576265
Force the hug you beta fuck.

>girl offers me hug as she is leaving
>think she is just stretching
>stand still and say goodbye

being fucked to death by me

>>35576204
I love you, OP.

Fuck the lankies. /r9k/ should be manlets only


Also shotgun to the head if you're serious.

>>35576204
The gas mask/balloon time rig.

Who /phobia/ here?

Iv got a fear of sleep

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Second for waifus and album recommendations

>day 3 of losing weight
>drank no pop, just water
>suffering major headaches and dizziness
>lost no weight

i-is this normal

Do you like getting rare loot in video games that very few people have?

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>>35576154

Yep, a woman will act "outraged" at cheating unless Chad does it.

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>knew a guy who cheated on his gf a lot
>basically asked him why he was such a scumbag
>just said he was good looking enough to get away with it so why not
>she found out
>instant forgiveness
>he was right all along
cuckquean is not a meme

>>35576124
I'd say you're rare as fuck lad.
MTF trannies are rare. Woman have many mental problems, gender dysphoria isn't a popular one. They are smart enough to not want to be a man, that's like playing life on easy all your days then jumping into godhand on hard mode.

>>35576231
Never feel like I had life on easy mode because I never saw myself as a chick. I don't respect women at all. Hopefully that'll change when I get a gf someday

>>35576124
I would say there's no 'used to', it's an immutable characteristic and then ask them to clarify what they meant.

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>> 7th grade
>> frienderinos bet me into asking a girl out
>>6/10 but smart af
>> come into school in a fucking suit and tie (looked like shit but anyways)
>>tell friencerions I'll do it at lunch
>>Walk up to girl ask her to come into the hallway
>>all of her friends know whats up
>> like everyone in the grade knew what was up (I wasn't a chad or anything but)
>>once in hall its just the 2 of us and the frienderoni that was in on it
>> "So ... Uhm ... What was the science homework"
>>"uh ... there wasn't any"
>>"thanks"
>> goes and sits down

I was such an autist until like the second half of 9th grade
>> pick related, its my current reason when I remember this story

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>>35576122
>>35576432
What the fuck? Has /r9k/ always been this underage?

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>>35576122
>junior year summer
>sent to greece for 3 months
>childhood friend is going as well
>first time going to greece so she doesnt know anything
>super weeb so only knows some japanese
>her family asks me to "babysit" her
>tour her all around the capital
>take her to my favorite beaches
>then I take her to her family village
>the family makes me stay to repay the favor
>spend the week with them
>every night we would rent a movie from the video place and watch something
>one night everyone went to bed early
> she gets up real close to me
>starts to lean on me as we watch the movie
>movie ends and we are in the dark
>she tries to kiss me
>I have no interest at her at all
>tell her I have a girlfriend (I didnt)
>"oh"
>we go to bed
>really akward for the next 3 days

>I'm still a virgin at 25
yeah no I'm calling bullshit

>>35576080
I think I made my dick bigger this way. Seriously.

>>35576103
Where do you think you are?
Originilamoniffh

>>35576060
you should suck yourself

>>35576060

I would trade you my height for your dick any day. Quit crying faggot.

>>35576133
I'm 6'3" with a 5" dick.
I wouldn't trade my height for a slightly bigger dick.

Height is far more important.