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The anus is not a sexual organ.
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>>36762941
Neither is my hand but I still fuck it.
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>>36762941
Doesn't mean you can't get pleasure from it.
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But the prostate
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Walk in to your sisters house, see this what do
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check to see if there's any more shock top in the fridge. that shit is bomb
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Grab my gun and shoot the intruder
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>free pussy
but at what cost
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/FnF/ - The Frog and Feels Tavern - Help Wanted Edition 2017-05-04 05:09:09 Post No.36762814
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Welcome to another comfy night at the Frog and Feels Tavern. We are hiring for anons to run this place in other time zones and on nights when I'm unavailable.
Pull up a chair. Grab a drink, share a feel, or just enjoy the ambience. All robots are welcome here.
We have a jukebox if you'd like to place a quarter, or there's a piano in the corner that I can unlock on request.
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>>36762814
Just put 2 grand into crypto since there's not much stopping me from killing myself anyway
I feel so alive
One way or another I'll see you on the other side robots
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>tfw not even the frogs and feels tavern wants to hire you
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>>36762834
Into Crypto? Like Bitcoin?
What's your endgame?
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>smartfag (scholarship)
>bachelors degree
>honours degree
>car
>own bachelor apartment paid for by myself
>black thundercock
but
>5'2
>autist
so
>22yo khhv
The manlet meme is real lads, there is no hope.
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>>36762775
all you have to do is be funny, and accept tokenism
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>>36762775
it seems as black man you are even more screwed since the stereotype of your Tryones are all 6'3 huge blak men.
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this sounds nearly like me but 5'6
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How do I explain porn to my parents 2017-05-04 05:05:25 Post No.36762761
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How do I explain porn to my parents
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>be me, lying in bed, on my phone
>watching webm of black dude getting fucked in the ass with a strap on
>It's late at night, my parents went to bed about twenty minutes ago
>Not a sound throughout the house
>Accidentally turn the sound on
>No headphones
>Dudes moans are loud as fuck
>Try to turn the volume down on my phone, accidentally turn it all the way up
>Panic and turn off my phone
>Sound is still playing
>"Yeah look at your ass swallow that big cock!"
>Have to unlock my phone to turn it off while the dude is moaning and you can hear the sound of the dildo squelching in and out of his asshole and the woman is telling him good he is taking the dick
>This lasts for many many seconds at full volume before I turn it off
This happened about ten minutes ago. How do I explain this one to my parents in the morning? They already think I'm weird since I never leave my room. I am thinking of saying I got a virus on my phone and it played a porn ad. Any other ideas?
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>>36762761
Just tell your parents you were watching a donkey eat a chicken.
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explain the gachi meme to your parents.
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>>36762830
What? How does that help? They will probably regard me even lower than they already do if I said some weird shit like that
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evil bob just fucked my shit up.
What do?
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>>36762751
Wait for him to fuck shit up when menaphos releases.
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uncook his fish
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UNCOOK HIS FISH AND TELEPORT BACK TO VARROCK
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>be cheated on multiple times while dating
>Goes and makes out with guy right after we have our first date
>Break up with me the first time because i was tired of orbiters and voiced my concern
>Crawl back to her like a cuck because sad
>She has multiple flings with other guys
>Only find this out later
>Get mad because im getting played and then call her out after a beta boy fiasco
>She blocks me on everything and taunts me on r9k
I fucking guess.
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>dating a femslut
you had it coming mate
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>>36762777
Any particular reason you aren't outing her?
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>>36762777
Yeah i really did, I fell for the meme
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Took me years to realize this desu
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Ya. Gays are the toxic posters.
So much for the tolerance rainbow.
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>>36762713
The only place where supposed to be away and different from the outside world is now turning more like them. We are doomed
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>>36762700
>Took me years to realize this desu
low IQ
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ITT songs a robot cant relate too 2017-05-04 05:00:41 Post No.36762697
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ITT songs a robot cant relate too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv45h3xmZwE
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>>36762697
fag music
fag thread
fag OP
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Very powerful song to me, I relate so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
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Any Finnish robots here? 2017-05-04 04:57:59 Post No.36762645
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I've been turning over the idea in my head of going/moving to Finland for a long time. Basically I'm just sick and tired of normie culture in [Generic First-World Nation], the rat race, the urbanization and social norms, etc.
I like the increasingly-rare small town I can find, in my own nation, that isn't just an extended suburb of some shit city or something. But even those are tainted by the culture there, everyone pulling out their smartphones to grasp at the tiny bit of data service or quoting Stephen Colbert/Current Year Man over lunch and laughing like it's the funniest thing in the world, and whatnot.
I just want to go to a remote town to work, live, drink, and die (without reproducing, so none of that "destroying ethnic Finland" shit which I hate as much as any natsock.) Can I? Should I? Would it delay my inevitable suicide at all?
To further clarify, I'm currently a construction worker, and have never been a part of the normie/city/sitcom life even in my own nation, where I feel like an alien when people start talking about going clubbing or one-night stands every weekend, or how important it is to get some shitty raise at their shitty job so they can gain one imaginary ounce of social value. I'm not some trustfund coffee-shop hipster who thinks rural places are some magical land with nice people and 4G cell service and rainbow unicorns.
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Where do you live and why do you think Finland will be so much better?
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>>36762645
Why the fuck would you move here?
Literally one of the worst countries in the world. Once Marie Le Pen wins and the EU gets dismantled, we will get attacked by Russia because there won't be anyone to protect us.
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>>36762717
I live in a small mountain town in burger that sometimes feels remote until you realize that a major city is just an hour down the road, and what looks like open mountain forest is actually just miles and miles of 1-5acre lots with fences and brand-new cars.
>why
It's not America. I don't hear it to be the mind-numbing contradictory society, filled with social networks and SJW shit and a government that is so convoluted and publicly corrupt that the only think keeping it upright is the incredible military enforcing the petrodollar across the world and bringing unrealistically high living standards to the majority of the population.
Mostly it's the pop culture. It's not some retarded kneejerk "muh kids these days" shit, it's just outright alienation. I'm too meme-autism to jump through the hoops and play the parts I need to, even on the occasions when I understand that I need to. I'm not going to sit and pretend to care about some shitcunt's art major, or whatever.
I suppose it's hard to put into words, but I feel alienated by mainstream culture, and the rare times I connect with someone, they feel likewise alienated. Frequently to the point of buying a plot of land in the middle of nowhere and building a house off the grid to get away from it.
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If you're an asian on this board, why haven't youstarted taking estrogen andfound a nice white man to love and serve as a wife? I'm tired of threads about chads taking asian girls by the dozen and leaving you out in the cold. Both chads and robots would prefer a qt ladyboi, imagine how happy you'd make him by offering him sesame chicken and rice also your boypussy whenever he gets home from work.
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she's got a very nice looking penis desu
of course that isnt original oregeno oregon wow fuck okay REALLY originally
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>tfw wrong kind of asian to be a qt ladyboi
life hurts too much lads
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>>36762623
Asians always have qtpenises. It's nature's way of showing their servility.
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Does anyone here have a criminal record?
How shitty is your life?
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Yeah, I'm criminally good looking
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>>36762572
I stole a pencil in the third grade
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I don't have a criminal record but I was investigated for two federal crimes one of them violent.
I'm white though so I was never charged.
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Is it worth creating a Tinder to have casual sex? I think I could do it. I'm fairly good looking and tall and not a total autist. Although I'm not ripped, not fat either, just fairly skinny. And I have a big dick. I just don't want to put my name and pictures on the internet, but I'm considering creating a fake "character" that I would play (I would pretend to be French, use a French name and French accent, women eat that shit up)
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>>36762555
It is doable.
But it means spending a ton of time memeing them into liking you for "who you are", then hoping that revealing your real you doesn't scare em off
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>>36762555
>(I would pretend to be French, use a French name and French accent, women eat that shit up)
Anon, that sounds fucking hilarious and I want you to do it and post results. Jesus Christ. Keeping up the French thing during sex would be even better.
>Hon hon hon, suck my baguette, mon cheri!
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>>36762578
>revealing your real you
Why would I do that? Pump and dump my man.
>>36762580
I once did some French lessons in Duolingo so I could reasonably sprinkle in enough words and do an accent that would convince most people
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i woke up
and started to have another panic attack
i feel like vomiting from remembering when aya and shimo were making fun of me. i hate fucking sleeping anons. feel like its happening again in my head. it hurts and i cant stop crying
i dont know whats wrong with me but its probably just stress piled ontop of one another
I feel like I don't deserve anyone to be my friend. feel so lonely like I was before I met aya . its like im stuck in a certain time
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Make another friend. I'm sick of hearing about this five times every single night.
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Why did you delete last thread
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i feel like vomiting
had another meltdown
somebody please just end it
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Has anyone made a min/max guide for life yet?
I mean a guide that starts out preferably after highschool, and tells you the best possible path to follow to get the most happiness, and money out of life. Like which trade/or degree to get into, best state to do it in, and what age preferably to do this at? If not. Would one of you be autistic enough to make one?
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Don't play stupid games become a NEET
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>>36762469
This is dumb and autistic but I'll bite.
>Money: Daytrading
>Happiness: Have no expectations for anything and accept everything that happens to you.
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There's no perfect life recipe because everyone is different.
But not being a faggot or immature is a good start for anyone.