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I want to be perceived by other people as a good person, which things can i do?
Yesterday i play baseball and drink with some friends but i want that people smile and feel good around me like i feel to some people i know through my life.
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OP here!
More easy, tell which things do you want from other people? Like a hug, a gift or anything you want.
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BUMP BUMP BUMP ORIGINAL POST
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Well tommorrow everybody is sleeping
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Calling all incels, NEETs, and foreveralones 2017-02-15 04:08:03 Post No.34880226
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Calling all incels, NEETs, and foreveralones
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Join me and let's make our dream gfs into reality. Please join this Discord to learn more: https://discord.gg/YMVeV23
Do you want to participate in intellectual, constructive discussion about society's problems? Do you want to work towards finding solutions, so that each and every one of us can find a girlfriend, and no one needs to feel alone ever again?
I'm not here to pander normie advice, but to offer genuine solutions to the relationship problems that affect us all. These aren't magic fixes that you can use to get a girlfriend tomorrow, but if applied by scientists and wider society all our problems could be resolved within our lifetimes.
I'm creating a group devoted to finding far-reaching scientific solutions to modern relationship issues and bridging the gap between men and women. Please join the Discord if you are interested, and comment with your opinions and ideas.
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>>34880226
feeling extra lonely today so bump
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>>34880226
Are you higgus?
cuz you hate me D:
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>>34880359
I really appreciate it my dude
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...how was your Valentine's Day?
I went to my last remaining grandparent's funeral today.
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>>34880193
Meh....I guess it could've been worse.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo
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>>34880259
Why?
Whhhhhhhhhyy did you post that?????
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>>34880193
i had my first complete mental breakdown like an hour ago. that was fun
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how should a small person act? loud/outgoing or quiet and polite? I'm about 5'0 and am curious
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>>34880054
You should know your place and be quiet and only speak when spoken to like a good manlet/womanlet.
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>>34880054
You should "act" dead because you're a fucking fag that needs to an hero ASAP
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IDK but don't be a Mexican who tries to act macho, you'll look like you're overcompensating
What do you talk to a person about?
I want friends, and am tired of being alone. There are literally thousands of people to talk to, yet not a single fucking one of them are compatible with my "le meme" spewing. People approach me and attempt to talk. Social anxiety is not an issue, it's what to talk about. Years on this website has fried my brain and 4chan is all I know.
As evidenced by the discord servers you faggots make, a significant amount of you are normal. How do you talk to people?
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>>34880018
start reading news apps and watch popular tv channels
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>>34880042
Will this give me a topic to talk about or what? TV is garbage and ran by kikes, and so is the news.
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>>34880087
no shit, but people like to talk about it so keep abreast of current events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZMQTzysOo
>and this will cheer you up
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I'm not a NEET. Stop labeling me with your oppressive labels that force me, rape me and guilt me into working.
I'm transemployed. I'm an employed person trapped in an unemployed man's body.
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Also there's no such thing as employment status. That's a social construct. There are no biological differences between the employed and unemployed.
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tfw I'm at the point where this could be not b8.
Satire is dead and the left killed it.
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>>34880168
It isn't bait though. Employment status literally IS a social construct. It wouldn't exist outside of our consciousness validating it.
There literally are no definitive, palpable biological differences between the employed and the unemployed.
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most normie boards (in order):
1. /pol/ (the traffic here has increased DRAMATICALLY in the past year and it has now overtaken /b/ as the main body through which the cancer enters the site)
2. /b/
3. /v/
4. /fit/
5. /r9k/ (ironically enough)
6. tie between /soc/ and /adv/
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>>34879930
>/o/
>not the most normie board
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>>34879930
I feel as if you're trying to judge a board's normieness by its size when that's wrong. /soc/ and /adv/ are just about as normie as you can get.
>XD rate me
>XD help me with my wife/gf
>XD I'm Chad please date me
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>>34879930
/soc/ is pretty normie
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the following is a story that is 100% true, whether or not you choose to believe it is your choice. this is meant to be encouragement for those who don't believe in miracles, there's still hope
background:
>i'm a 5/10 chubby dad-bod fuck who gets rejected, friendzoned, or rejected by every girl i try talking to
>finally convince a girl to go on a date with me
>take her out to dinner
>date seemingly goes okay, nothing special or anything
>never kissed her, held hands, anything
>fast forward to a week later
>i ask if she wants to hang out the next day
>she says yes, then asks what time i get off of work
>i say 2:30 (AM)
>she starts being super vague and sends me smiley faces
>i ask "should i come over when i get out?"
>she responds with a smiley face
>ask co-worker to cover for me, leave half hour early
>show up at her house
>it's her in a bathrobe
>sweating_man.wav
>she brings me into her room
>"do you want to cuddle with me?"
>"is the sky blue?"
>start cuddling
>she asks me to touch her "everywhere"
>start rubbing her nipples, kissing her, fingering her
>she gets on top of me and says "is there anything i can do for you"
>starts blowing me
>i can't cum
>not_now_faggot.jpg
>she keeps saying "i want you to cum for me"
>have her kiss me while i jerk myself off
>finally blow my load in her mouth
>feels fucking great man
not sure what to do with this thread now so AMA i guess
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>>34879843
Get tested. She sounds like a whore
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Originally, how?
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>>34879899
why would i need to get tested if i came in her mouth
>>34879904
literally no fucking clue, apparently she had a huge crush on me even though we're polar opposites. i'm even shorter than her. i guess she just decided to skip the rest of the dating process altogether
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Do you eat healthy?
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>>34879735
>Do you eat healthy?
Yes, I am vegan
This is a vegan thread now
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>>34879735
There's something wrong with my stomach so today my idiot Doctor told me to go gluten free for two weeks and cal him then.
This is getting so bad that it's nausea AND pain. If the road is bumpy I feel like I want to die. It's not like a stomach virus or anything where I feel like throwing up, a shitty uneasy feeling. It's been getting worse the past two weeks. I've eaten no gluten for a day now and this fucking sucks having to buy special hipster food.
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Yeah I have to I have to get to get down to at least 10% body fat my last hope of getting a gf.
>starting a new job tomorrow
>been unemployed for two months
>binge drank everyn ight
>tfw dont know how to transition
i just like alcohol so much.
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>>34879715
drink pic related for the oral fixation, and be ready for withdrawls. I've quit a few things a few times, it makes life interesting
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>>34879992
i drink that in the mornings with two cups of coffee
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>>34880107
its a lifesaver, the carbonation is great and it keeps your hands busy with the cup
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How do you know if you have a drinking problem?
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If you have to ask, then you have one
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You buy alcohol from sundown until they stop selling it for the night.
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>>34879682
when you run out of alcohol
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>Every woman I've ever had sex with was a prostitute
Should I feel bad about this? I would love to have sex with regular women who have real jobs, and to finally get a girlfriend to love and hold, but game and pickup never worked for me. What do
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relationships are on the way out
your experience with prostitutes is going to be the new normal
it's difficult being ahead of the curve
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Yeah, sex with your gf is different from sex with a sex worker
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Yeah, you should.
Paying for whores is a waste of money and time.
You disgust me.
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>Anon is alone on valentines again.
Why don't you just date a black girl (male)?
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>>34879471
I unironically would. Present me with my black girl (male) gf.
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I want to but none of them are tops in my area.
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>>34879471
I'd be lucky to even be acknowledged enough to get made fun of by them
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The privilege of thin people makes me so mad 2017-02-15 03:30:13 Post No.34879386
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The privilege of thin people makes me so mad
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Skellies always make fun of me for being fat. I hate it. They just have a faster metabolism than me. It's not fair. I've been on a diet of only two McDonald's hamburgers, three Hot Pockets and Coke Zero for a week. Plus, I've been walking for ten minutes every day, but I still haven't lost weight.
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>bait
>sagerooni
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>>34879386
It's not even that bad as expected calorie-wise.
Worst Hot Pocket is Four Cheese Pizza, No Meat, at 390 calories.
Worst McDonald's burger is Bacon and Cheese Sirloin Third Pound burger at 810 calories.
When summed, it is 2800 calories, rounded up.
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Fucking lift bub get with it.
Fuck its not that hard for real.
At least its a start.
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>in library reading
>some girl comes over and asks if she can read some of my book to me
>actually really into the book and can't deal with her bullshit right now
>say no thanks
>she looks at me funny and goes back to her table of friends
WHAT THE FUCK DID IT MEAN
DID SHE ACTUALLY LIKE ME OR WAS SHE JUST DOING SOMETHING FOR HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS
I DON'T FUCKING GET IT REEEEEEE
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>>34879358
Are you 4 years old and/or was holding the book upside down?
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>>34879551
No, I wasn't. But I probably look autistic anyway.
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>>34879358
she was just trying to fuck with you for the entertainment of her friends
you sucessfully thwarted her attempt to make a mockery of you