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When was the last time a girl texted you? who was it? What did she say?

>pic related
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>my sister
>emoji spam
fml
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>>37709999
wow, quad

and like 5 years ago if you mean them texting first
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>A week ago
>Mom: Get the kitchen ready I'm bringing home food
Anyone other than my mother? Probably a few years

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>You don't have a gf?
>How is that possible!
>You should be with a cute girl anon!
Why the fuck do roasties measure success by roast count?
Why the fuck do they see themselves and their used vags as the ultimate price?
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>>37709900
its all they have geez dont ruin their fun. just keep pretending we all care about pussy.
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>>37709900
The universal truth that success is measured by happiness is intuitive to them, but the part where happiness can be related to things other than romantic relationships escapes their minds
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>>37710216
desu everyone in this board would kill for pussey

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>regular shootings
>scared to go outside or work because I could be the next victim
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>>37709846
>not being the school shooter
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>Regular shootings.
>Go outside in the hope I'll be the next victim.
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get your own gun if you're a united statian and shoot back

>Break Room, reading a book, one black chick who has worked here longer than I have walks up to me
>"Why do you read so much, Anon?"
>"I just like to read is all."
>"You think you smart?"
>"I think I can get by with what I have."
>"Oh so you think you smarter than the rest of us?"
>"What?"
>"What?" She says in a mocking tone before walking away after giving me a mean look

Why the fuck are normies like this?

What the fuck is wrong with reading?
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reading is for nerds and losers
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>>37709842
what were you originally reading?
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>>37709842
>Black
Never associate with em, they'll find 100 reasons to chimp out and be upset

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>pose as a fembot
>actual femanons are getting upset we are stealing their (You)s
as a fembot i cant mention how much i love this meme
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>>37709837
Fill me up with your pussy cum
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>>37709837
lol OY VEY THE GOYIM ARE STEALING OUR ORBITERS.

There's nothing wrong with being a femanon as long as you were born male
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>>37709869
as a fembot shouldnt it be you doing that

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If this doesn't make you instantly hard, I have some news for you.
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you learn to control these things after puberty.
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>not being so desensitized only gay porn can get you hard

14 yo detected.
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>>37709849
Not if you have a healthy amount of testosterone.

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Let's settle this boys.
Is he a chad or a robot ?
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femanon here

he's a robot XD
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You have to be white to be a Chad so no.
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>>37709771
But he's white tho.

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Are people treated differently because of their voice?

I've always had a deep tone and I think people pay more attention when I speak because of that. I wouldn't like to have a high pitched or weird voice.
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I have a deep voice and never noticed it besides people telling me I have a radio-friendly voice.

One person on overwatch said on team chat that I had a sexy voice.
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I hare having a deep voice because sometimes people cant hear me or think I'm mumbling
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Some guy on TF2 said I have a voice that sounds like I enjoy paying taxes

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>crush
>has perfect neck-length hair
>shaves half of it off to look like a degenerate

why is she like this
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>>37709707
She's her own person, loser. She doesn't even know you exist nor will she ever
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>>37709767
no, it's worse than that, she's one of my best friends.
but she's like that, she just does things that she knows other people may find weird. she wants to be special, but to me, it looks like shit.
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>>37709839
Get over it. It's her body and her choice. She's obviously not doing it for you

If your fridge started a fire in your building and people died, would you kill yourself from guilt?
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why would i, doesnt sound like it was my fault. do you think the fridge manufacturer kills himself out of guilt?
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>>37709669
No because fridges can't start fires. They're designed to stay cool.
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>>37709700
>american education
fridges are actually heaters you know.

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>tfw starting to get into feminism because guys liking hot girls makes me cry and hit things


Any other fembots know this feel?
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fembot here, there is no dick to be gotten as a feminist
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>>37709561
What's going in that pic
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>>37709590

There's no dick to be gotten without it either.

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Post pictures of your workplace.

$94k a year alcoholic here

Ask me anything
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>>37709513
what is your job r9k original
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Desu original 61417
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>>37709513
fembot here

wagie is in a cagie

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It's all so tiresome edition
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>>37709506

Any of you lads in Birmingham/Northampton/Milton Keynes fancy coming out to the casino sometime?
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reposting this for importance and relevance:

No, the real redpill feel is that britnormie pretty much has everything that we all desire. Everything that we think would fix all of our problems.
But his problems haven't gone away. He is still lonely. He is still depressed. He still needs to find comfort on an anonymous imageboard in a thread full of mentally ill NEETs.

And this would likely be the real story for all of us. We could have a nice gf, friends, a mansion, a tonne of money, exotic holidays and we'd still likely be unhappy.

Look at people like Cobain, Howard Hughes, Robin Williams. They had it all. But, all, wasn't enough.
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Thank fucking christ you put the subject in for this thread.

Though you lazy neets had been sleeping on what lack of a job you already had.

Was 2007 the year it started going downhill for most of you?
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For me it was 2016.
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>>37709462
For me it was 2013
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>>37709498
Same here. I feel like I peaked in 2015 in terms of grades, mental state and social life but after that I went back to being a total nobody in 2016.

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Get gud niggas.
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>>37709401
>they use butterface pics as their profile front

What the fuck?
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>>37709401
let me see some more of that 10/10 on the right OP she looks THICCC
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>>37709401
200 isn't impressive. I had over 1k before I got my gf and I'm not a Chad.

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