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Why don't you all have a girlfriend yet? It's so stupid easy to get
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>>39301861
you can be happy/contempt without a girlfriend
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>>39301861
You don't understand this being from /fit/ and all, but it's much harder to get a gf then a bf.
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>>39301877
>you can be happy/contempt without a girlfriend
No you can't.

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by random chance, Chad took notice of me and is inviting me to get "lit" with his friends tonight. what do?
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Go for it. If you've never smoked just take a few puffs. Become friend with Chad and his buddies and eventually they'll hook you up with some girls.
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>>39301854
If you want to go then go
If you don't want to go then don't go

Use your brain.
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>>39301911
I smoked once before and but I probably won't want to mix that with alcohol. I talked to them last night and they were talking about getting me laid but it could have just been normies talking about nothing like usual. I'm scared of stds as well. I'm not sure I can become friends with them because I'm still an autist that can barely speak. Hopefully I can get by being mostly silent.

>that feel when you had a chance to fuck a 13 year old when you were 17 and she even sent you a naked picture laying in her bed and you saw her little pink pussy but you never did actually fuck and now I'm 20 and she's like 14/15 and I'd be raped in prison if I even attempted it now
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>>39301752
Same. She wanted to give me a "massage" but I pussied out. And her face was kinda meh.
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>being raped in prison
>not being the rapist
Make those boys never want to go back to prison again. You'll be a one-man criminal reformer.
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>>39301752
Do it anyway, if cops come for you run and committ suicide. Any chance I get to fuck an underage girl I'm taking it, if cops come to arrest me I will run and an hero.

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HEY, ANON! WHAT'D YOU DO OVER THE SUMMER?
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>>39301674
fuck man, don't remind me of this
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>>39301674
Oh, you know.. stuff, like typical summer stuff..
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>>39301674
>worked all summer
Solved.

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>Current year
>Islam is raping europe
>Memes are shit
>Commies still exist
>Fanta Lemon is only available through online purchase
>The economy of canned pickles is collapsing

Name one reason to continue living today
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when was it ever worth living?
Even though vr is coming no robot will afford it.
It feels like the world will collapse any day now
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>>39301609
RACE WAR IS COMING

also the crypto markets are fun
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Got fanta lemon in germany kek
also fuck you

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>watching Cowboy Bebop for the first time
>person in charge of putting the episodes in order put the final episode as episode 25
>ended up watching the series finale 1 episode too soon
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>>39301542
You didn't miss out on much it's an overrated show.
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>>39301570

Overrated because you didn't watch it when it was new.
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RIP OP

Also, how didn't you notice there's something wrong?

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My female dentist called me pretty
im a guy
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Enjoy your qt femboi status, OP.
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Go cut your hair faggot
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>>39301308
>My female dentist called me pretty
How old is she and is she a foreigner like most of them?

what kind of whites do foreign asian girls find attractive?

do they find white-ish looking native americans attractive, or only the blonde standard whitey
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>>39301293
I'm gonna let you know a secret. If you're attractive, women will want to be with you. It doesn't matter what race you are.
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>>39301319

you realize attraction is subjective and highly influenced by your environment right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rsp42-5-k
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Also they like lots of money.

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So I got some money, and I need a new one for video editing on the field. Should I get a 2015 Macbook Pro fully loaded for $1500 on eBay or a brand new one fully loaded except for a smaller SSD for $2600 (plus tax)? Going to ask /g/ also
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>>39301288
2015 one will depreciate less but ram speed is a lot slower.

i personally would go for the used one and sell it in two years and get another used one after that
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>>39301288
Laptops have super shitty gpu's so have fun with that. What I don't understand is why you would pay 2500 dollars fora peice of overpriced peice of garbage
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>>39301288
>mac book pro
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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Do you take the pledge? You DO want a job, right?
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>>39301270
>I believe there is no such thing as a "bad job"
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I agree with the general message, but it seems a little extreme.

(Besides, I'm not living in America anymore, at least not for now.)
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>I believe there is no such thing as a bad job

nigger I replied to a craigslist ad yesterday looking for someone to drive around the suburbs of my town picking up dog shit from richie lawns for like $20 a day. there are most definitely bad jobs but I need money and am a brainlet so what can I do.

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in a date with my gf

ama
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>>39301264
she looks like she has a headache
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>>39301264
How's the normie life going anon? Enjoying wasting your money on stupid ass cafes, eating out and clothes you don't need? All for the sake of living the social norm dream of being successful at life by having attracted a member of the opposite sex.

Take your trash elsewhere idiot.
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>>39301264

Cheeki breeki, what a nice gopnitsa!

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Can't decide what style to order. Build my pizza, r9k. Will order whatever you make and provide pics when it arrives.
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extra cheese, sliced sausage, and pineapple
domino's is superior because they don't charge $2 extra for cheese and just treat it like a normal topping.
I'm looking at you, Pizza Hut.
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>>39301121
Salami, diced tomatoes, shredded parm on one side; extra cheese, bacon, pineapple on the other.
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>>39301150
>sausage
You are a nigger, just so you know.

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In the character creation screen, you have 60 points you can put into the following features.

>height
>body fat %
>facial structure
>penis size
>intelligence
>hair

How are points distributed currently in your life?
How would you distribute the points for your perfect character?
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>>39301050
Current
>height
8
>body fat %
8
>facial structure
13
>penis size
11
>intelligence
12
>hair
8

Ideal
>height
12
>body fat %
4
>facial structure
14
>penis size
10
>intelligence
16
>hair
4
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>>39301050
everything into hair
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original picture comment required

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>tfw overprotected by my parents
>tfw they didnt let me go outside when i was 13yo and i had friends because 'MUH DRUGS' 'MUH CARS' 'MUH GIPSIES AND ARABS'
>tfw im 19yo kv neet who hasnt left his house for months and my parents blame me and they send me to a dirty old psychologist and psychiatrist
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>"durrr angry machild blaming his parents for his failures hurr hurr"

why is it so hard for people to believe that parents are capable of fucking up their kids?
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>>39302401
Well to be fair if you have shitty parents 6 outa 10 you'll probably be a shitty person. Just guessing btw.
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what did the psychologist say? is there any improvement because you go there or because of other reasons?

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This place. R9k. I HATE this place. Women feeding their own ego. All day everyday. FUCK OFF.
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>>39300933
this is actually one of the few places where this behavior is generally reviled
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>>39300933
Stop posting sexually arousing pictures OP.
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>>39300933
I can't handle this boner OP


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