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Is Kotori a Stacey?
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>>37658675
She looks very hot nevertheless. Hadn't the animu been a musical I would watch it just for her; the doujins are still enjoyable though.
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>>37658675
Maki or Eli is probably closest to a Stacey.
Honk is dumb and overly active.
Nozomi is that motherly ara-ara~
Nico is that annoying bitch everyone tolerates.
Umi is that determined girl.
Hanayo is that awkward, plain Pauline.
Rin is that girl with problems about herself.
Kotori is that supportive number two in a trio that hangs behing two number ones (Umi and Honk)
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Every idol is a Stacey, NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS

They are different levels of Stacey sure, but they're all stacies regardless

>tfw /r9k/ and /trash/ are the only boards left that don't have faggot mods that have their heads shoved up their own ass
>and /trash/ is a flaming garbage pile

What happened? How did we let this happen?
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>How did we let this happen

What can you do about it?

I'd like to take a second and stop to think about what the fuck normies actually mean when they tell someone to "Just b urself lol".

For them, of course, that's easy as hell. They're reasonably attractive (if not outright hot) and they don't worry about NOT being themselves because that's what worked for them. So, when they give this advice to a robot/cyborg/failed normie/what have you, are they just telling them to mimic traditional normie behavior? If so, how the fuck are we supposed to figure it out if we're not already in the system?

I know that, in theory, it means be true to who you are and don't put on a fake show, but if that's the case WE'RE ALREADY FUCKING DOING THAT. Does it not occur to them that "being ourselves" is what got us to this sad pathetic state in the first place?

Shit keeps me up at night, man.
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>>37658432
>someone says "just be yourself"
>be an asshole.

just following orders
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>>37658432
Telling you outright to act like them is seen as dickish and they don't want that. This also does not work because most people aren't going to fall for an obvious robot putting on an act. Most normalshits can at least tell that much about a person, that's why they're social and we're not.
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>>37658432

Never believe the lies of the normies. They can't, won't or ever will be able to understand robotry. Depression for normies means basically not having sex for two weeks or their iphone breaking down and not being able to go to instagram etc.

They have and always will shit on us because of our virginity, lack of normie hobbies, social awkwardness and such.

Never trust a normie. Normies are shit, normies are evil. Normies do not want anything good for us, the only reason they tell us to "jus b urself" is to see us fail and humiliate ourselves.

Embrace your robotry, anons. Go deeper.

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I one day wish I can be this autistic
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Maybe I should get a bunch of shirts that just have my name on the front. That would be cool.

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>tfw only come to this board to laugh at betas who can't get girls
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>cum in Aqua
>she purifies it
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does not trying count
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>>37658274
What about betas who can't get guys?

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>dig for dirt
>expect to find gold
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> he doesn't jelq

oruigiuiolio
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>no bathmate

There won't be much of a pump then

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>hey Anon, did you want to go running through some wheat fields with me? :3
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c-can i check you for ticks afterwards?
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>>37658118
only if you don't mind me rolling in the hay
oh no i've fallen over i can't get up
oh no i've fallen over again

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thoughts on the new wolfstein game?
I really want to play it, can't wait till october.
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hot garbage

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Would you sell your soul to be a good looking guy or at least have long arms??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnkn-_LqOUI
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>>37658019
naw id rather be mad good with computers. writing some crazy programs at home alone pissing in water bottles saving up money to fuck prostitutes who dont wanna fuck me. haaawwwt pocket! tell your acne i said waddup cuz its taken on a life of its own.
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>>37658019
>selling your soul for anything

normies have hit a new low
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>>37658076
>not sellibg your soul to get those top notch girls

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So is Chester cheetah like orange pink panther?
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>>37657962
Yeah, only he sells orange inedible insulation instead of pink.
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>>37657962
>ywn suck cheeto dust off his dick
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>>37657977
$20 is $20

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http://rentagent.me/rentadate.html

Femanons, which Gent would you Rent?
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My eyesight is going to shit by the day, and I'm now missing a shocking amount of details everytime I glance at something, which is a bummer since I spend most of my time studying architecture.

Will people think I'm weird if I'll start to use binoculars to look at buildings' details? Will people call the police on me?
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Are you so nearsighted that you can't just use eyeglasses?
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>>37657834
I would have to change my glasses every 2 to 3 months, which I can't afford. Even with glasses everything that is past 20mts is outside of my capabilities.
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>>37657798
Depends on how much of a chad you look. If you look handsome people will think you're birdwatching. Otherwise you'll probably get the cops called

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I have a dish washer job that is generally 5-10pm

And if I get a lot of shifts its pretty much no more than 30-34hrs a week. Since I'm new its pretty much 10-15hr weeks 5-10pm

Is this the perfect robot schedule?
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING MODS WHEN YOU NEED THEM!
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