>tfw my oneitis dared me to smell her bf's foot and I did
Why do I have to be a cuck.
Should have licked it like a good sissy boy
>>39547504
I didn't even like it, I just wanted to show my oneitis how much of a man I am. I know I have autism.
>>39547530
Cuck is a good word in a traditional sense. Work your way into being his sissy cum dump, its the only way chad will let his guard down with you around her.
Anyone else know what the fuck these things are? I keep finding them in the weirdest of places, this has been happening for years.
>>39547338
Don't eat them.
>>39547370
Eat them. They taste like pop rocks.
>>39547370
Why, what happens if I eat them?
Hey robots I've got a grimoire here with all sorts of occult knowledge within. I figured I could show a few things if you guys want, and see what's what.
>>39547264
Here's the inside cover page, some interesting picture and information maybe?
>>39547355
And here's the table of contents! A lot of entries and knowledge available, which would you like to see? I think I'll show a few if there's any interest, and then consider more if people like it.
>>39547264
tell me how to kill a 'skinwalker' or 'fleshgait' or whatever spookie shit that lurks innawoods
inb4 just fuck it
Do guys like sweet girls?
>>39547244
I only like sweet boipussi
>>39547244
yes
i wish they liked me
If a guy calls a girl sweet and cutex100000000000, what does it mean?
Does he like her or is it a thing like "nice weather out there mate"?
Every robot is lgtb in denial. Why not celebrate and ovulate our boipucccies together? Like one big incestious family.
>>39547224
bc you post anime girls but irl ur a nasty masculine hairy dude
Literally filth, the post. Remedy: bleach baptism.
>>39547265
>>39547284
Post your boipucci anons I need a fap
The last vestige of robotkind is still resisting the normalfag hordes.
>no women
>no trannies
>no unvirgins
Join now at https://discord[dott]gg/kFKHdn8 to bolster the resistance
>inb4 b-but muh discord is for normies
Normies use 4chan too, does that mean everyone on 4chan is a normie? Stop trying to find excuses to whine about. Don't be a cuck, join the resistance now robott.
inb4 dead thread123
>>39547180
Yippie-key-yi-yay motherfucker!
here'ss myy bumpp guyss
> when you fall for her personality and not her looks
>>39547114
What's her name? Is this from youtube?
>>39547226
Yep, prettiest girl on youtube and funny too.
>>39547226
It is a tranny from youtube. Borderline sjw.
my biggest problem in life is that I don't want anything. Most people want careers, cars, more money, houses, etc. They want those things so bad, that they do things that are undesirable, things they don't want to do. They work at jobs they hate and save their money, because every day it puts them a little closer to the thing they want. Most people can unite in this kind of struggle, but if you have nothing you want, you don't fit in anywhere.
How do you get through life not wanting anything? Do you continue to search for something you want? The reason I stay NEET is because nothing is compelling enough to suffer for. Or do you accept that you will never want anything, but then where do you even go from there?
People tell me that being NEET is terrible, but it's not terrible because you do nothing all day-- it's terrible because, in the back of your mind, there is the inevitability of working, and one day, you will have to work like everybody else, and it will be grueling and miserable. If I could have the peace of mind that I would never have to work again, then being NEET wouldn't be bad at all.
I did the NEET thing for a few years.
It was fun at first but did weird things to my head- even hobbies like reading, hiking and watching movies suffered because I couldn't concentrate. My sleep pattern was ruined. I couldn't talk with people. My attention and patience with people was destroyed. I went from a pretty easy-going guy to a paranoid mess who was always on edge and kind of a dick. I found myself drinking too much and being angry all the time.
I wouldn't recommend it unless you are 100% disabled. That lifestyle gets really old, really fast.
Absolutely same here dude.
>>39547110
i'm the same
best advice i can give is to find something to be into, which costs pretty serious cash
maybe a nice car or travel
but yeah, i'm a neet too, no real desire for anything except video games and pizza right now
>tfw slowly becoming obsessed with mass shootings
what do guys
hm no ones asking the right questions
>not choosing based elliot rodger as your waifu
>>39548027
>implying Dylan and Eric aren't /our guys/
>waiting for liquor store to open so i can drive there
>don't want to walk in as soon as it opens so I am now waiting another hour on top of that
Will you buy me some? I'm only 19
>hand the cashier exact change before he even totals because i know how much my handle of bottom shelf vodka costs down to the penny
$14.11 for 1.75L of gut rot what a deal
>>39547036
looks like you're waiting another hour then
I like it when the story about someone being an idiot already includes their punishment for being an idiot.
What are you currently angry/sad about?
What are you currently happy about?
>>39546986
Angry with my dad for not loving me
Happy that I'm enjoying vidya again
>>39546986
sad i relapsed on meth 2 days ago
happy i relapsed on meth 2 days ago
>tfw u fail the street sign captcha god i am just the epitome of a dysfuntional human being
>>39546986
Angry that I only have a 6 inch dick
Happy that I've got a promotion and a raise.
Which vagooter is best?
>>39546985
number 24
>>39546985
They all look disgusting in this picture. I think it's the color.
25, I guess
>>39546985
>17
>2
>4
>6
>10
>21
>19(if ur into cameltoes)
5 and 23 are pushing it
My boipucci is ovulating. What do?
>>39546920
It can't is the problem,stupid trap male.
>>39546920
>My boipucci is ovulating. What do?
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>>39547856
No you are just lying I can feel how wet it is there.
>tfw been a hikikomori for 11 years
>tfw 2 months ago just watched Welcome to the NHK for the very first time
>tfw you relate to Satou but are more hikki than he is
>tfw no Misaki to save me
>tfw i want to die
>tfw been trying to recover for about 2 years now
>Failing
I fucking hate my life can anyone relate??.
Bumping thread just because
Redpill me on Welcome to the NHK, is it good?
>>39547450
Watch it because everyone on 4chan has seen it
It sucks though, kinda gets good toward the end, kinda
I'm having anxiety about being a robot. I have an expensive phone and a job but I don't talk to anyone and stay at home if I don't have to work. Can I truly say I'm a robot? I'm also 28 KHV.
>>39546863
I mean I'm in the same boat just a 24 khv. Completely independent, been on my own for awhile. Bought a nice phone, don't use it for shit except to text my dealer or receive a check in call now and then from family members I barely know.
Am I truly a robot? I feel like one, I'm just not a neet.
>>39546863
>>39546930
Yeah lads we are robots. I'm about to be in the same boat as you guys getting my first real job. I'm 25 and V. If you want to break the cycle you need to start now. We only have a few years left and when 30 hits you are pretty much out of the pool for the 20 year old girls which are the most attractive. If you have a good phone and stuff i'd at least give tinder or dating apps a try, nothing to lose.
>>39547020
How am I supposed to break the cycle when I'm the gender that is supposed to be perfect? I'm afembot. But for whatever reason my brain doesn't work that way. I enjoy the company of robots and have truly for all these years because I relate better. I don't go out, I don't like going out, I don't like flirting and I'm terrible at it anyway. I'm not promiscuous and I don't take 2 hours to get ready. Maybe 10 mins after my shower so I can brush my hair and get dressed. I'm not a slob, I take care of myself, I'm just not thatgirl. So most of the time I'mfriendzoned, because I'm actually just another one of the guys. Because I don't put myself out there because it's just not me.