>tfw had a three-way with my sister
>tfw we then later cut out the middleman (female) and had practice sex with each other
what do now
things are weird as heck senpai
I can at least greentext how it went down
>be basement dweller cyborg
>sister is younger than me and lives upstairs
>tumblr degenerate with bleached blonde hair, tryhard bronze tan
>she takes over the basement area whenever she brings someone home and I hide in my room because her room is right near our parents' and so she can't fuck them upstairs
>my parents actually pretty much encourage this, they say that the basement is for everyone and that she won't be waking me up even if she has friends over because I stay up until 3Am which is true but besides the point
>at the very least she's mostly only brought girls home and currently has another degenerate girlfriend
>whenever I hear the TV outside my room I never know if it's just my sister or if she's doing gay shit with another
>walked in on her with a guy once, nothing obvious was going on at the time but they obviously did something
>anyways, my point is that the basement became her personal orgasm dungeon and I have to walk on eggshells or just hide in my room most of the time
>sister was out "watching movies" with a group off friends which means that they were drinking in a parking lot
>it was probably 1 or 2 AM
>wanted to go for a smoke
>I didn't bother to check for any sex sounds outside my door and just walked out
>walk out with my phone
>see motion from the corner of my eye
>turn and look
>sister and her gf were hidden underneath a blanket
>they were very obviously drunk as shit
>sister asks me why I didn't knock
>remind her that it's my room and it's stupid for me to knock when I'm leaving my own room
>she laughs really loudly and slurs about how she needs her privacy
>her gf whispered something into her ear and they both laughed some more
>I told them to not make as much god damn noise
>she said that she always makes noise
>I told her that I knew
>about to walk away
>sis yanks blanket off her gf
>her gf is buck-ass naked
>her gf is not even trying to hide herself
>in fact she spread her legs and squeezed her tits
>sister was taunting me with "is Stacey sexy?"
>her gf was rubbing herself and making ironic sexy faces
>I was frustrated too
>I figured I may as well feel a tit
>I walked over to them
>Stacey asked me what I wanted to do
>told her to stand up
>she barely could
>slapped her ass so hard it probably hurt my hand more than her ass
>sister's gf cried out and fell back on the couch
>I shrugged, and told them to be quiet I'd be outside for 15 minutes
>about to walk away
Watching this show made me realize how much I fucking missed out during highschool. Now I want to live like these fucking normies. anyone else here feel the same way?
You mean demon sex orgies?
For anyone with a shred of social anxiety parties are usually hell, especially high school tier fuckfests. Everyone drinking to a state of oblivion and acting like fucking nymphomaniac beasts, it's disgusting.
Don't you retards realize that learning a simple instrument like guitar turns you into Chad?
will doing this kill me?
Have you ever seen a pretty girl poop with your own eyes?
lets say you were guaranteed to never have sex and never have a girlfriend or any type of interaction with a girl in your entire rest of your life
would you think your life is worth living? or would you be depressed and might as well kill yourself because theres no purpose anymore?
im not really interested in programming or any weird hobbies either so its hard to just dedicate my life to something else in the lonely realm
just tryna bait out 1 reply i wanna see what someone says
maybe i try /adv/
another problem is that everyone in the world is having sex all around me every day and that existence is already superseding everything else you could possibly do on your own
its all you see is sex related stuff online too. everywhere.
so how do i survive in this world and not go crazy
>all posts on /r9k/ must be original
>it's getting significantly harder to get around the robot compared to even just a few years ago
Are we going to run out of original posts at some point? Are we at peak original content?
Has a girl ever been in love with you and you didn't reciprocate?
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
r9k isnt what it used to be robots...
It's a crying shame that the show didn't focus more on him. Polnareff was a likable character until he hijacked the show and they played up his stupidity all the time. Fuck that prick Dio for killing best boy
Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l don't think I really want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike biology and my body have betrayed me.
Uncut men, are you proud of your foreskins? Cut men, are you jealous?
You should be. Foreskins are wonderful. They're silky smooth and warm and fun to play with.
Male genital mutilation should be a crime! Circumcised men are incomplete!
What do you do when you're a 19yo kv neet that spends all his time on 4chan, has no friends, money, car and has DPDR disorder + major depression?
>What do you do when you're a 19yo kv neet that spends all his time on 4chan, has no friends, money, car and has DPDR disorder + major depression?
1.) Learn Japanese
2.) Immediately apply to japanese university before you turn age 21
3.) Move to Japan and get bachelor's degree
Do you have a high school degree?
Would it be a bad idea to tell a therapist about 4chan?
Old old Normans probably don't know what this is, or they might assume it's a F B like site.
The answer is no. If you can't admit to doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing it
>someone asked me what sites i frequent
>I momentarily forgot that 4chan was taboo or some shit
>he hasn't talked to me since
Anyone here obsessed with dreaming?
The only good experiences I have anymore are ones fabricated in my mind while I sleep. I look forward to sleeping the whole day, and do things to make me tired. I wake up most mornings at 4am, then I might do something to stimulate me like read a book or listen to music or just sit and think. Then I go back to sleep, and thats when the deep sleep realistic dreams happen. I have a pretty normal life throughout the day, I'm not mentally fucked up, and I'm not a NEET, but eventually the dreams become real life, when you "learn how to dream".
>also share cool dreams lol
I've had a dream multiple where I'm wandering through a big city where like every shop has its door open, maybe it's a fair or something, and there are crowds of people doing shit, and I'm wandering through and I really want to join one of the crowds but there are so many I can't decide and ultimately never stop at me.
yes I had 4 dreams today, that is I woke up from a dream, pissed, fell asleep again and dreamed, 4 times in a row.
Also I record the majority of my dreams.
I love my dreams but most of them are pretty shameful, like public masturbation, crossdressing, gender bending, etc.
Why is it so hard to get a gf?
Thousands of guys do every day.
It's as normal as learning how to ride a bike.
Or fly a kite.
Millions of guys learn how to do this.
Why can't we?