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>>37699826
>You might be lucky enough for another
>Sorry been super busy today.
We had only gone on 1 date anf she said this. Then she ghosted me...

>>37699826
happy birthday

originaldo

>>37699826
Good for ya

It wasn't good for me. God i miss her so much

where is that shy clingy manlet bf. Are you stirner anon? Am I looking into this too much?
I said I was going but you mentioned living in the woods alone in an apolitical enviornment. That's ideal to me.
If I got over my fear of bugs, I'd genuinely pursue that.

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How is everyone tonight?
Originaliies

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>>37698447
I fucking had her once. We loved each other and then some fuck came along and ruined everything.

>>37698372
I haven't brushed on about 10 years and my teeth are ugly. But I don't have any cavities.

Christ. I never understood why certain people with braces were so pigfat lazy to not brush their teeth and not take care of your braces.

Who brush their teeth once a week?

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>>37697905
i feel you

welcome to the cracks of society

>>37697905
Become a centrist

Join team centrist

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>>37697561
here some mines

>tfw have a tumblr profile were I am a sjw
>I hate sjw in real life
>wont stop pretending because im receiving attention and socializing for the first time in 7 years

>also own a twitter profile were I am 17 and metalcore edgy fan
>tfw im 23 and hate this shit music and fanbase
>I just interacted with 2 girls there but is enough for me to keep pretending

>I also permitted a guy from hs to use me as a ticket provider
>mom works on a theater
>got free tickets to any concert or show in the town
>this guy only talked to me when a show he wanted to go aproeached
>pretended to be my friend and asked me to go togheter (as I can let him pass)
>deleted my fb account so he cant contact me anymore (too beta to block him or say no)

>>37697561
>pretended to be a grill in some old java chat room
>swarmed with replies
>actually thought on my feet pretty well
>kept going back
>soon "she" is a fully developed character (albeit still a slut)
>have some old guy regular fall in love with her
>have to cut contact completely
>get some lengthy cringey lengthy email saying how much he is hurt by my abrupt disappearance
>find new chatrooms
>similar things keep happening
>kept this habit up for 3 fucking years

I would find a random person on Omegle and try to get as much info of them as possible, and then put all their info in a .txt file. I have done this for like 40 people so far.
I like thinking about other people's lives.

>>37696186
you got some bad fried chicken or some shit

There are attractive and unattractive people of every race. That black girls look good, but i would never marry one anyways.

>>37696186
Your taste is getting better

Honey, the board you're looking for is >>>/adv/

>>37695874
Fuck off slag.

origiadgadga

>>37695781
I normally try to ignore "fembot" posters but it is getting really hard now since they have started making there own threads and have been stating it way more, why can't they just go to lolcow or tumblr it would make this place so much more nice since female posters never can seem to fit in hear

>>37695563

The roast beef in particular is what unnerves me.

>>37695563
>calling that ugly
Sorry puffy vulvas exist on /gif/.

>>37695563
she is most definitely not a virgin. I've seen sluts with better vaginas than that

Just listen to them. It makes them happy. Ask occasional follow up questions and comments, you don't even have to listen very closely or know what they're talking about.

In fact it's a great way to learn from other people. Go figure.

>>37695374
People enjoy talking about their interests, why don't you?

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>>37695374
>>be at work
>work


Fuck off normie

>>37693294

to any fembots reading:
are southslavic people desirable?

>>37693320
Only if they're named Stanley.

>>37693294
>>masturbating to woman threads
How? 4chan has shit tier porn.

>>37691334
Rolll wrino le pas veausuja.

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>>37691334

I sure do boss. Roll

I have no idea how to draw roll

What do you wanna cook for your sister, bearfellow?

>>37666678
>literal titcow OP
Why you do dis.
Also
>tfw imouto doesn't want me hugging her because she's feverish
>hug her anyway
>big sister comes in too
>more hugging ensures
If I'm sick tomorrow, it'll be worth it.

>>37666730
To be honest. I ain't got a clue. Pretty pathetic, right? I'll think of something. I always do.

>>37704863
try to keep it casual

>>37704893
Thanks, I was already planning on doing that

>>37704863
If the girl and you are on the same beta level you don't have nothing to worry about it

>>37704558
>outdated memes
the fact that freshness of memes (or memes at all) matters to you means you will never get an invite to my server of strictly over-21 robots.

yeah it's really, really awful.
all servers are just people trying to establish a clique. it's amazing how fucking childish the average r9k poster is. they wouldn't be out of place at a popular girl's table in middle school

also saged

The moment I heard the name "Discord", I knew that it would be populated by a bunch of faggots.

>>37704263
>slowly went from the funny kid to the weird kid
>after that slowly withdrew from socializing

>tfw you were the autist kid without social skills
>tfw you are still the autist kid without social skills

They were laughing at you, not with you autist.