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Explain this 2017-09-01 05:54:55 Post No.39441934
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Explain this Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:54:55 Post No. 39441934 [Report] [View this topic]

I started having sex with my gf after 25 years without sex and every time we try a position that isn't missionary or cowgirl my dick keeps sticking out.

Does that mean I have a small dick at 6.5"x 5" ?

I thought I was slightly above the average.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:58:05 Post No.39441973
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>>39441934
Dude same fucking boat man I'm pretty sure it's because our girls are riding the first 2 inches. Your girl ever do that super fast bounce while she's on top that you have to force yourself up with so your dick doesn't slide out

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:58:57 Post No.39441992
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>>39441934
>Fucking a vaginalet

Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:13:41 Post No.39442178
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>>39441973
Yes, it's exactly the same. I have to constantly push so my dick doesn't slide out. And it os even worse if it is not fully erect.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:48:05 Post No. 39441844 [Report] [View this topic]

Do Latinas give good hugs?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:19:52 Post No.39442272
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Latinas look so good to cuddle with!

Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:22:20 Post No.39442298
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:22:20 Post No.39442298 [Report]

the only two women I've ever cuddled with were both half latina

>tfw still a kv

Anonymous 2017-09-01 06:25:31 Post No.39442335
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>>39442298
were the cuddles good at least?

Anonymous
2017-09-01 05:43:17 Post No.39441778
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:17 Post No. 39441778 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>local burger joint has a website that you can order online for pickup
>use it because I don't want to talk to them on the phone
>go there a few times each month
>they begin to recognize me
>"you're the only one who uses our online ordering"
>I just want my berger but forced to respond
>"h-ha ha, it's convenient"
>"you anti-social or something?"
>ohshitheknows
>spaghetti starts to spill
>"n-no I just like online"
I can never go back.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:44:27 Post No.39441801
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>>39441778
You should school them on the textbook definition of antisocial.

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>>39441801
>>39441778
Yeah, by turning those burger-flippers into Swiss cheese

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:49:48 Post No.39441869
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>>39441828
Check em man.

And then check my business card.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:42:48 Post No. 39441770 [Report] [View this topic]

I just don't get it.

I go on a decent amount of dates with girls but everytime I follow up they seem disinterested or just give excuses as to why they can't hang out again.

From my perspective the dates seem to go really well and they even say the same thing.

I just want to be accepted by a girl that I really love.....

Anyone else have this problem?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:46:04 Post No.39441820
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:46:04 Post No.39441820 [Report]

You don't have a good enough job or earning potential to invest time into.

Girls can be entertained by anyone. If you wanna keep them around you'll have to provide incentives. Being a pretty boy stops working after college.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:47:40 Post No.39441840
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>>39441820
I work in a large financing firm tho...I'm doing well but I don't like to brag about it.

Should I?

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:52:44 Post No.39441905
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>>39441770
they're probably just being polite and they don't want to hurt your feelings

unless you're absolutely disgusting or something, they probably just realize for whatever reason that they're not interested

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2017-09-01 05:41:08 Post No.39441731
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:41:08 Post No. 39441731 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT List your biggest vices

I'll start

>Alcohol
>Tobacco
>Jacking off and porn
>Nit caring about romantic love
>Being lazy and unmotivated

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:33 Post No.39441787
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>>39441731
>getting high on caffeine
>also jacking off and porn but that stops today
>watching too many stupid Netflix and Hulu shows

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:44:53 Post No.39441806
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>Mountain Dew, coffee (caffeine)
>4chan
>porn

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:49:05 Post No.39441858
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>>39441731
>Porn, watch/read it daily
>Mostly NTR with a side Rape tag
>Food, I seriously cant stop eating
->Lazyness in general
>Vidya, when I have nothing to do I think on what games I could download

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:41:08 Post No. 39441730 [Report] [View this topic]

What would you do if you found these in your home?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:44:14 Post No.39441797
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:44:14 Post No.39441797 [Report]

Say "Hi mom"

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:46:16 Post No.39441823
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:46:16 Post No.39441823 [Report]

>>39441730
Call police
Do NOT in any way interact with them
This is a sexual lawsuit any other way

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:48:03 Post No.39441843
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>>39441730
I don't know what they're for so I guess just leave them alone.

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2017-09-01 05:40:49 Post No.39441726
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:40:49 Post No. 39441726 [Report] [View this topic]

The Asian pussy lusts for big white cocks. Asian bois simply can't compete.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:42:12 Post No.39441756
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:42:12 Post No.39441756 [Report]

But white guys don't have big cocks. I'm white and my penis is smaller than most penises you see in JAV.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:18 Post No.39441779
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>>39441756
That's just because you suck. Whites have the biggest dicks overall of any race. Even BBC gets BTFO by australian white cocks.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:25 Post No.39441783
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:25 Post No.39441783 [Report]

Do Asians, more specifically Japanese women, like Hispanic guys?

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/tcg/ - Trap Conversion General 2017-09-01 05:40:36 Post No.39441720
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/tcg/ - Trap Conversion General Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:40:36 Post No. 39441720 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I become a navy SEAL?

I wanna be clear about this - I want to join the military because I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE. Do you understand? I want to learn how to use weapons so I can KILL innocent civilians. I want to mow down low life faggots indiscriminantly, and that is why I want to join the navy SEALs, because they kill the most people and are the strongest, best killers.

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無名 2017-09-01 05:43:22 Post No.39441781
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>>39441720
>How do I become a navy SEAL?
you have to pass BUDS or something

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:44:06 Post No.39441794
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>>39441720
If you really want to kill innocents in their thousands, you should try to become a drone pilot. lots of opening in that department

無名 2017-09-01 05:50:11 Post No.39441877
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>>39441794
>If you really want to kill innocents in their thousands, you should try to become a drone pilot. lots of opening in that department
what does it require?

Anonymous
2017-09-01 05:37:07 Post No.39441668
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:37:07 Post No. 39441668 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys should i try weed?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:38:36 Post No.39441684
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>>39441668
Yes, it will help you relax and it will make you laugh. Good times.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:41:34 Post No.39441737
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>>39441668
No, it will hurt your lungs if smoked. Unless you plan on eating it in baked goods or something like that I'd stay away. Just don't let your life get skewed if you have goals

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:34 Post No.39441788
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>>39441737
I have zero goals no interests and im a neet

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:36:28 Post No. 39441658 [Report] [View this topic]

>my last year of high school starts today
JUST

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:37:44 Post No.39441674
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>>39441658
Summer is almost over. Also your last year to get laid

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:38:51 Post No.39441687
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>>39441658
so you are 17...where are the mods...

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:39:32 Post No.39441698
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>>39441658
piss off underage kiddy

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:35:32 Post No. 39441643 [Report] [View this topic]

>friend gets me into weed
>wind feels great, food tastes great, everything is great
>think about how good masturbating would be
>one time us two and another friend are all smoking
>"brb guys gotta masturbate"
>"ANON WAIT"
>turn around
>he fucking pulls out his fleshlight and hands it to me
>other friend busts out laughing
>keep refusing to use it and just leave to do my business
>friend stops talking to me
>must shit talk me behind my back because no one else talks to me
>confront him about it and he says that I'm an asshole
>lose most my friends and move
Masturbating while high doesn't even feel that good

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:36:55 Post No.39441663
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>>39441643
should have just used his fleshlight, it would have made him happy.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:43:29 Post No.39441784
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>>39441643
Your friends are retarded you should be glad you don't talk to them anymore. But you're wrong about jerking it while high

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:50:16 Post No.39441878
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>>39441643
It's amazing how one "wrong" step like that can ruin everything and entire relationships. Obviously rejecting his flesh light was the best choice, but it still led to massive social consequences. But on the other hand, maybe they would have torn you apart for having used it and painted you to be some weird creepy fuck because "we were just kidding bro that's disgusting!"
You cant win.

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Move to Japan 2017-09-01 05:35:10 Post No.39441636
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Move to Japan 無名 2017-09-01 05:35:10 Post No. 39441636 [Report] [View this topic]

daily reminder that the feeling you get when you look at this image is what it feels like to live in Japan all the time

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無名 2017-09-01 05:35:47 Post No.39441649
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Japan is JUST like anime

get to japan

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:36:48 Post No.39441661
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>>39441636
Europe for Europeans
Asia for the Asians
Africa for the gorillas

Sex tourists in any and all areas need to be publicly hanged.

無名 2017-09-01 05:42:00 Post No.39441751
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>>39441661
alright /pol/
you can go now

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:29:48 Post No. 39441561 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is Pewdiepie trying so hard to appeal to the Neo-4chan/Filthy Frank crowd?
At least when he was normie. It made sense. But now he's just a cringe try hard who doesn't understand this type of humor is just going to fuck him over in the end.

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:32:54 Post No.39441603
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>>39441561
You aren't special in any way, and nobody needs to try hard to achieve 4chin humor. It is the same humor shared by edgy 12 and 14 year olds. 4chan is popular as hell and meme culture is at an all time high. This ain't a sekrit klub

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:33:05 Post No.39441607
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:33:05 Post No.39441607 [Report]

Because he thinks appealing to an older audience, rather than literal children, will give his "work" meaning.

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>Neo-4chan/Filthy Frank crowd
>Filthy Frank
Classic Filthy Frank, old-neo Filthy Frank, or Neo Filthy Frank?

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:25:58 Post No. 39441512 [Report] [View this topic]

So my laptop is so fucked I can't even turn it on. Is there a way to get files off it?

Just lost so much shit

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:33:22 Post No.39441612
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:33:22 Post No.39441612 [Report]

Remove the hard drive and connect it to another computer. I would make a hard raw copy of it before trying to get anytthing out, though.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:50:40 Post No.39441883
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:50:40 Post No.39441883 [Report]

>>39441612
Is it that easy? How do I know if it still works

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:51:15 Post No.39441888
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>>39441883
How did you kill your computer?

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Music thread Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:22:16 Post No. 39441457 [Report] [View this topic]

Post what you're listening to

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:24:24 Post No.39441488
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:24:24 Post No.39441488 [Report]

Let's begin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcyFfcJbyeM

Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:24:44 Post No.39441492
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 05:24:44 Post No.39441492 [Report]

Toto - Africa. The best song in existence.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTHokdhIC0A

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/