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>>34944991
Chinese is gayer.

>A huge literary tradition covering titles of immense worth
>Haha English is gay lmao

People like you shouldn't be entitled to an education

>>34945077
It's not about the reading, it's about the writing. Nowhere in your life are you ever going to write a five-paragraph essay on why assisted suicide should be legal.

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>>34944897
Thats all ive done for the last 9 years

>>34944897
Did you see my thread?

Hardmode
membah sammy jankis?

>>34944897
how much is oc
how much is copypasta
how much is bait
how much is newfag/normie

>>34944822
They're gonna fuck

>>34944822
Are you sure you're a man anon?

>Chad tries to open it but it slips, makes him fall, and finally snaps his neck

>>34944806
how do i get a body like that guy

>>34944806
Reminds me of the cheesy TV trope where a guy crudely photoshops his head onto a muscular body.

>>34944824

Assuming this is bait

Look up lifting programs like PHUL, PHAT, GCZL, Jacked and Tanned, 5/3/1, etc

Eat at least 0.7g of protein per lb of body mass and shit loads of carbs (if you're skinny) or no fucking carbs (if you're fat)

Do both consistently for 2-3 years and you can have his body.

first one obviously

this is an original post

>>34944652
I'd take the first one and turn her into a slut.
It's really not that hard to manipulate women into wanting sex more often.

1st because loyalty is the most important thing

They're practically the same these days

Less kids.

Based on upvotes instead of just pushing new threads up to the top

>>34944532
what about beautiful young men cheerleaders?

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nice bodies after this one

>>34944532
>this turns into a porn/pedo fest
alirght show us how much of a roastie these "innocent" girls actually are
>>34944444

>>34944528
Nah I'm looking for dog niggas

>>34944528
I'm an Asian nigga if you wanna throw down with this yellow ass motherfucka

>>34946491
Chinese faggot. Where do you buy your dog meat?

The moon but in like sci-fi so there's a house or two there

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>>34944413
Aside from the endless gang warfare and incompetent police, Stillwater would be amazing to me.

>hot, in-shape prostitutes and barely legal strip clubs everywhere
>shopping on almost every corner
>legal and illegal financial opportunities
>booming housing market
>accommodates the lower, middle, and upper class

>>34944413
R'lyeh when the vaults open.

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>>34944317
To own a husky

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Many are the inaccessible and perilous places
I have travelled and yet obtained no riches;
Sacrificing proper dignity of birth and social position,
In vain have I served the rich;
Like the crows have I fed myself, devoid of self-respect,
At the house of others in the expectation of gain;
And yet, O Desire! thou prompter of evil deeds,
Thou art waxing lustier and art not still satisfied.

>>34944317
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

By the way, this was not original, I'm proud of you robots of past.

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>>34944224
You burn the coal, you pay the toII.

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>>34944224
>live in an apartment complex by myself a year ago
>new neighbors move into the apartment right across from mine
>seemingly happy couple, white guy and Asian chick
>the girl is very nice, brings cookies and introduces herself as "Chi"
>I visit once or twice to borrow the phone
>their apartment is decorated with a video game set up and cute stuffed animals
>Chi's boyfriend is always at work, but she is very nice and welcoming
>she mentions in passing having that she's having a hard time getting a job
>she laughs nervously, something seems off about her but I hope the best

>want to bake cookies for them a week or so later
>hope it will cheer Chi up and she will feel less lonely
>buy all of the ingredients and make a batch, satisfied but too nervous to bring them next door
>don't want to cause any unnecessary drama in case her boyfriend gets the wrong idea
>begin to hear arguments between them and Chi crying quietly
>end up giving some of my cookies to evangelists that visited and eating the rest

Thank you for reading haunter's blog.

>>34944816
try to steal her dawg

I only had 2 gf since high school and I'm still a KV. The reason why I broke up with them since it's just not fun being around them and their normie friends. During valentines day some girl from publix asked me out, and I refuse since I generally enjoy being by myself and I keep myself busy.

>>34944245
i really don't understand how they can't fathom the idea of spending time alone. I mean, do they not feel the urge, even if it's once in a while, to be alone with their thoughts? Do they really need to be around someone else 24/7, are they really that empty inside?

>>34944201
Did you break up yet?

>>34944149
From a physical standpoint, they're more aesthetic than vaginas that bleed and drip gross yellow shit. Mentally, it's familiarity with the hardware.

>>34944282
This is an exceptionally accurate answer. Vaginae are mostly only attractive to men because of the base urge to fuck overrides their brains. It's also so much easier to empathise with others' sexual pleasure with whom you share the same genitalia.

>>34944423

I don't even think women like other women sexually. Must be why lesbian cat ladies are so prevalent.

>>34944135
>cooperate in the numbers
elaborate

>>34944305
World-fixing efforts.

>>34944135
Have you considered that your plans are actually shit, if none of them are viable?

>>34944070
>fuck
more like rub their cocks against their thighs

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>>34944089
cock in boipussy.

no need for your (((revisionism))).

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>tfw fourteen-eighty-eight ethical veganaryanmasterrace and gorgeous traps and trannies a fucken best toobeeonnest