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unf...
if only she had a cock, she would be the perfect girl.

>>34579655
download duolingo and memrise, they both have french and are pretty decent for building intro knowledge.
once youve got a decent working vocab you can watch simple movies with subtitles and try teaching yourself better through immersion.

>>34579655
to think she's living the life right now all because she's cute and guys want to pay to see her naked

makes me upset

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>>34579621
l still have my imagination.

>>34579621
would spend all time reading and sleeping

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>>34579621
i would neck myself without music desu

>>34579608
disgusting looking hands desu

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>>34579608
She just looks like a dumb blonde bitch, nothing like elsa.

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>>34579666
Checked
originalee

>>34579601
By putting yourself out there.

Post a picture of yourself. Do something cute. Invite us into your personal space, share something personal. Do something at least

>>34579696
>Do something cute.
Women dont want "cute", they want Chad

>>34579719
well he's not here is he, so now's your opportunity to take advantage of there being less competition for you

because most people aren't poor/stingy fags and want to enjoy their food

Because I'm not a fucking mick

did you cook it anon?

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>Hey you know you can hold my hand if you want to. There we go, that's better! God Anon you're so reserved! Are you still worried I'm going to react badly or something if you make a move on me? can I make a frank observation? Promise you won't be offended? Sure? Ok. You seem like you someone who doesn't understand that another might person might love them. Is that accurate enough?"

WOMEN DONT TALK LIKE THIS REEEEEEEE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ

>tfw no miru gf

It's called being a loser

You're making an excuse to justify being lazy

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>>34579559
nah OP don't u good man lots of people have this feel my friend group of like 8 people are kissless virgins and don't have a gf but want one.

Maybe you just don't have much of a sex drive like me. I love the way women look, smell, etc. but my sexual feeling are sub par compared to fucking normos

>>34579559
it is a weird fucking feel.
I would hate to neglect her, but I would also hate if she smothered me.

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>>34579528
no but that is a good idea

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>>34579528
nope. has anyone reposted yours?

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this one where pepe is looking through his legs with asshole on show
i requested it from a draw thread and it since became quite popular

>>34579517
>a name so autistic The Walking Dead used it for it's autistic character
You never had a chance anon

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>Tfw your name is a literal meme

>>34579517
Eugene at my school was this weird kid who would butt into people's conversations, then abruptly leave. He had a mental breakdown after getting kicked out of a high ranking school too

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I love pictures of cute people cuddling like this. There's something so warm and inviting about them. Makes me wish I were there.

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I also like pictures like this. I got a bunch like this from comfy threads on /r9k/, I have them rotating as my wallpaper on my desktop. House interiors are nice, no?

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Rooftops are really nice too. Warm, summer day, sitting up top, looking out at the world.

Anyone lurking? I'd love to talk to somebody

like a homicide you mean?

get really really happy, make someone take out life insurance on you, then lock yourself in your car with the exhaust going and handcuff yourself

>>34579464
>How can I kill myself and make it look like i killed myself?
Good jorb.

>>34579464
Use a hand gun and put a gun cleaning kit on the table in front of you.
People do this all the time it's pretty fool proof

i have enough money to buy 10 tons worth of tendies.

>>34579455
feels good. i need a balanced diet to feel 100% not just constantly eating fried oily shit

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>>34579455
gimmie some tendies anon

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>>34579421
I want my cartoon waifu to become real.

I want a boyfriend (gay) so fucking bad. No trap, no tranny, a masculine dude.

>>34579421
the grass is always greener on the other side my friend

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>>34579420
2 - 0 just defaults to 1, so second folder, 1st image.

>>34579420
sounds ilke fun

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>>34579453
>got the original of the collection
impressive

>>34579375
That's not how female virginity works, not that you'd know

>>34579375
Stay away from pure girls unless you plan to marry them.

>>34579426
>Stay away from pure girls unless you plan to marry them.
This. Virgins are sacred and must not be corrupted.