>18
>femb0t
>0 friends
>severe social anxiety
>depressed
>neet
some1 plz befriend my im lonely
discord; deliluh#3693
>>37877320
Im a little afraid im getting a flood of dick pics. But what the hell
>losing on easy mode
fuck off you deserve no sympathy
I'm like, 40% sure you've got a penis. Because who would just ask a bunch of random fucks to be their friend, especially fucks who are notorious for being fucks towards women.
All I do is stress, anxiety is killing me
My OCD is eating me alive
I'll change the scenery
I can't take no more, but I can't take no less
But completely undecided, when sided all on death
I pray for suffocation when the bad days wouldn't pass
So I'm poppin' oxy, started heroin just to relax
Staring at the needle knowing there's no coming back
Visions of my dad
Tired running from the past, an overdose will end all that
Please don't tell me to relax
I get anxious in most social settings and I tend to snap
I just wanna be normal...I wish I was perfect
I just want you to get me...but I need you to hear it
Who's fake and who's real and only I cannot tell
Paranoia's got the best of me
And I'm trapped inside my personal hell
I try to breathe, I know it's not an option
I'm slowly dying in autumn, I need to leave
How's 8th grade treating you?
I have OCD too, but it doesn't play significant role in my life.
Mom dropped me off at orientation today for my new school, pic related is what she texted me while signing up for courses. I literally want to slap the fuck out of her.
>>37877239
BLACKED AND CHAD'D
>>37877239
Those look like nice new dads for you anon
Hot, you got any nudes so I can fap to your mums gangbang later?
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Help me out guys. I'm scared. I feel spaghetti coming out
>>37877181
Low T
Beta male
>>37877181
stop giving out uncalled for compliments you beta cuck
Please help. Wat do?
If any of us ever get to breed, you must breed with a girl with large eyes. So that the future generations can experience women being one step closer to their perfect form.
>>37877170
>If any of us ever get to breed, you must breed with a girl with large eyes. So that the future generations can experience women being one step closer to their perfect form.
If our goal is to get closer to the perfect form of women then we might as well also limit the group to only asian women (or potentially hafus) with large eyes
>>37877712
>asian women
Why?
>tfw pain
>tfw no gain
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
PROTEEEIIIN BROOOOOO
EAT ITTTTT
IF YOU DON'T HAVE STEAK YOU GET NO CAKEEEEE
>>37877157
semper fudge
>>37877157
>tfw life is nothing but endless suffering
>He doesn't eat his cum after masturbating
I push it back in
I really want to, but after I cum I don't have the desire anymore.
>>37877145
it leaves a bitter feeling in my throat for hours, kinda like if you don't brush you teeth for a couple of days.
I know this is a stupid question, but I lost my virginity at 26 to a girl I like( she is 25).We spent time and talked and she had quite a sexual past. She had sex a lot for everyday for the past years with her ex boyfriend's. had a threesome with an older couple, had sex 11 times in one day, said she had a guy bigger than me 8.25 in. This dude that is 8 inches or whatever she started dating him in 2011 and she has been dating him on and off since 2015. I know she still talks to him. What should I do?
I'm just feeling kind of depressed and thinking about leaving her. I just think we are too much of opposites. I can't feel comfortable with her and this "experience". Im just uncomfortable with it I'm sorry
OP i demand you to leave that roastie immediately, then come back here and finish your wizard training.
>>37877127
So she is an average western female? Here's some advice kid. They're all the same. All of them. They're encouraged by society to be that way. Fuck her as much as you can, then leave. Anything else will burn you, and you won't recover.
I used to miss my ex, and cry myself to sleep for three years. Now I just feel numb and dead. Being a husk isn't fun. Don't end up like me.
>>37877176
It is too late. He has forever lost his mana, may it kill the vile harlit from the abominable snare that has trapped many a hopeful mage.
Guys help I forgot my favorite song!
It used to be Everybody Wants to Rule the World but it changed to something else and I forgot what it was!
Someone gimme a hint!
it was from the 80's and starts with the letter A
i don't know what you're asking for
>>37877152
>80's
Leave.
>>37877169
*Ieaves*
>he doesnt pick up girls as a fake millionaire
>he doesnt roleplay as chad when talking to women
>he doesnt have readily available lines to use at parties and social events saved on his phone and studies them constantly
>not using your autism to be a master of pickup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmOll0UwuOw
now normally i don't condone lying
but if claiming to be a millionaire gets you girls
then those girls deserve being lied to in that way
>>37877098
>he doesnt pick up girls as a fake millionaire
this is actually illegal in my state
>>37877139
oh wow upon further inspection it's rape
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/11/rape_by_fraud_nj_lawmaker_introduces_bill_to_make_it_a_crime.html
What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen that's not a person?
>look down and see my blood covering my hands
Quantum mechanics. Such equations, mmm...
>>37877059
>some jackass tries to steal my coat at a bar
>grab him by the shoulder
>shoves me off hard
>clock him in the nose with as much force as my lanky arms can muster
>he falls back over a stool and looks up
>genuine fear in his eyes
I felt in control for the first time in my life. It was so good I literally felt high.
Immediately I understood why The Fight Club was made
>It was summer.
>I was driving my mopet on a forgotten hill road of this spaghettiland.
>Complete absence of human light.
>A surprising rainstorm just happened.
>I come on top on the hill.
>Downhill there's this forest.
>The moon is fucking huge and the rainy clouds are scatterd all across the sky, stars are there too.
>I park my mopet and stand there, looking at the moon for some time, as the summer's wind dried my clothes.
I wish I could live that moment again.
It was breathtaking.
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>>37877058
Link fucked up. Here it is:
>>>/soc/25376794
This is a brand new server set up by me and a friend for other robots who have an interest in one or both of the server's purposes. It's just me and him at the moment, and I intend to make an active effort to keep it from becoming a closed friend circle like many other Discord servers become. This is going to mainly be a voicechat server, so if you're uncomfortable with using a mic then I suggest skipping this one.
We're both 20, and would prefer people that are around our age join the server. If we're ever playing Overwatch, or watching anime/tv we'll make an effort to invite our members to join us.
>wagecuck comes up with idea to save company 1.5 million
>company rewards him with 10 dollar voucher card
>wagecuck isn't promoted from his 7.50/hr job
tell me again how wagecucking your time to Schlomo Shekelstein is worth it.
>>37877034
I get food and a house.
>>37877034
What more does he want? He is already recieving thousands a year doing fuck all in a brainless job.
>>37877088
>10 dollar voucher
>for saving the company 1.5 million
I'm not saying he should have been promoted since it was probably dumb luck to come up with his idea, but at the very least they can reward him with something that isn't a slap in the face.
Just had sex for the first time
What's the big deal?
Is this really what we're all stressing over?
It was mostly just tiring. After she wanting to go twice but I wanted to watch the movie I put on, so I started biting her and acted turned off when she pushed me away.
Overall medicore experience.
>>37877006
It's more of a social pressure thing, which is completely irrelevant by the time you're around 20.
Do you think you'll ever want it again?
> Ascends to the next stage of normalfaggot
> Instantly becomes narcissistic and arrogant enough to think /r9k/ needs to know about it
> "What's the big deal?"
scumbag
>>37877077
He's just telling you that you shouldn't be worried about having sex because it's overrated, see past your bitter-goggles for one second fuck
>"I made friends with no one and positively avoided talking, and buried myself more and more in my hole."
>"I often looked at myself with furious discontent, which verged on loathing, and so I inwardly attributed the same feeling to everyone."
>"I hated my fellow clerks one and all, and I despised them all, yet at the same time I was, as it were, afraid of them. In fact, it happened at times that I thought more highly of them than of myself"
Is Dostoevsky /ourguy/?
Yes, yes he is. Read Dream of A Ridiculous man