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hey fellas

i'm writing my dissertation on 4chan and the mainstream meteor during the US Election

pls be so kind as to fill out my survey to get your voice out there:

https://surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=131394&c=2302022897JHJH

thanks

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As dumb as it sounds, ufc title holder. It's kind of wrexking my life. Working a shit job because I can't make myself give up. If i had no dreams, at least i could push to get a good paid 9-5, buy an iphone and be a normie and love comfortable.

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well boys ive just taken a fatal dose of ritalin around 540mg

if this dont kill me the crash def will

see you space cowboys...

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Hey everyone.

I work in webdesign and project validation/law audit. Basically all I'm doing is checking that my client's website works and respects the norms over the internet (HTTPS, works on different navigators etc.)


4chan alas doesn't respect a web norm about strength / robustness.

Basically :

- The site gives each post a number (dubs, yadda yadda)

- Posts are deleted over time and the number clock is reset

This means that if a posts lives long enough, theorically, the same number can occur twice.

It's of course ridiculous to think about this because no post exist for that long.

But """theorically""" two different posts can have the same get. This could potentially cause fuck ups, especially with posts numbers like 000000.


Anyway. We all know this won't happen BUT

> New requirement for .org sites


The next generation of .org websites will check if those bugs (identifier overflow) exist. This means that if your site has that kind of bug (and some others), it will be taken down until corrected.


This is partially why wikipedia gives each page a very different name (primary key), even in different languages, etc.


4chan unfortunately has such a bad reputation that I'm sure many detractors will be happy to check the source code again and again to find bugs like that.
Anyway. You CAN prevent this mods. Don't let normies break 4chan.


>sorry for bad english

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>diagnosed with assburgers 1 year ago
>mom just found out today from my shrink
>lost her shit and had almost a mental breakdown
>been crying all day and apologizing to me for being such a shit mother even though she really hasn't done anything
>she raised 6 kids by herself and for some reason feels guilty for overlooking the fact that one of them was a sperg
>sure growing up with normies and being forced to do normie things was hard but it kind of the schools fault anyway
>really no clue what to do about it or tell her

fuck, I didn't know other people felt like this about autism

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Fembots, would you ever take part in a lesbian threesome? Imagine how good pic related would feel. Two women caressing your body, knowing exactly how to pleasure you.

If not, why not?

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>I'm so glad you decided to take me to prom, Anon.

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Why isn't it legally allowed to torture manlet?

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so, robots, you know the question

lets see where the chips fall

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Daily reminder that the alt right is completely /pol/reddit newfag autist cringe cancer

We are living in the cringiest time period in 4chan history since Project Chanology and GamerGate, and it's all your fault. Hope you're happy, you fucks.

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Why don't you support race-mixing /r9k/? Mixed race children are statistically superior because of hybrid vigor and mixing will also ultimately bring about the end of racism once we all look the same and have the same skin color.

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Just wondering if a group of Robots preferably friends that know each other or know they can stomach living together, would work out fine?

I mean they would obviously be non neets since they would all pitch in some neetbux to pay for cheap rent together.

Obviously hate normies and live together because they will never be chad and find a stacy so living together to not be lonely and better to be an average robot with other average robots and share neetbux to get a nice internet, gaming pcs and 4K tvs to spend your days gaming at home with friends that live the same lifestyle.

Rules would be no family, no girls/boys that are chads or stacys and no bf/gfs and stuff like that.

Would it work? As I'm nearing 30 years of age I worry about my future as a Robot and want to come up with a plan to live with fellow friend Robots that don't plan on ever having a gf, getting married and have kids and would prefer working very little to have money to pay for vidya in a home they inherited from dead parents.

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When did anime start becoming normie shit?

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What is your love language bots?
http://www.5lovelanguages.com

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>go to an ugly girls place for a quick fuck
>already make it clear that I didn't want nothing serious
>out of the blue she says that she loves me and starts crying
Thanks for ruining the mood you bitch, now I have to try to console you instead of just ram your pussy