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please help
muggo duggo origino

>>38476829

This will sound weird, but to make your dick less sensitive, you should try masturbating without ejaculation.

This sounds absolutely excruciating to do, but I'm pretty sure it works. Fap up until you're very close to cumming, then fap slower to stop yourself from ejaculating. Be as close as you can to cumming without cumming. Basically, this will train your dick to hold back a bit more, and it will let you go longer without cumming.

It'll be hard to do this but it's your choice. I'm just suggesting this to you.

>>38477175
I don't mean sensitive in that sense. I mean sensitive in the sense that it hurts

Don't remind me. Wasting the best years of my life being neet.

>>38476874
>implying that working 12 hours a day to line CEO goldstein's pockets is what living is actually about

>>38476943
Neither is staying inside all day playing vidya man.

Is there another way out? (that isn't sudoku)

The appeal of consoles is multiplayer gaming with friends on one screen. I'm sorry you don't have any friends to play with. Have fun with with your autism games that are so complex they take like 30 hours just to learn how to play properly. Just don't take it too seriously, just because you beat it and get some steam achievement, doesn't mean you actually achieved anything other than playing a video game a lot.

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>>38476768

can i get a fucking original comment

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>tfw too poor for pc or console

I personally hate autists. I wouldn't mind if they were wiped off the planet.

>>38476765

I would think this is bait, but having seen what I have seen, you're probably being serious.

I have a form of autism called Aspergers. I would prefer not to be euthanized. That would not be very nice.

Einstein had Aspergers too. Infact, that's supposedly the reason why he was able to become such a great scientist. Considering one of the greatest scientists of all time was autistic, I'm pretty sure there is hope.

Careful what you post. What if someone with power agreed with your idea? I imagine they could end up putting all autists into gas chambers. I'm sure you'd want that, though.

Please don't kill me.

I hope there is a cure one day. My brother has a beautiful little boy, and he has severe autism. As in, real, not meme autism. I really hope he will one day learn how to talk and function on his own.

>>38476734
this is surely a feel I wish I did not feel

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>>38476734
>tfw that guy might not be a virgin and possibly lost virginity before Chad

Can I get a source? Tall girls are a top tier fetish

>>38476714
That really cheap cola that's basically water colored black.

>>38476714
FROZEN PIZZA AND YOGOS

I'M LEGIT THINKING OF MOVING BACK TO PHILLY JUST FOR THE ALDI'S

GET ALL TEH FROZEN PIZZA AND YOGOS YOU CAN BUY, YOU WON'T REGRET IT

a knockoff barbie, but leave the clothes in different areas of the store and write "WHORE" on her body.
then cum on her and leave her in the men's bathroom, along with the receipt.

then leave.

>>38476695
Find a nice, experienced Chad to teach you first so you don't embarrass yourself in front of your boyfriend

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>>38476695
Look we all know you're not a women OP. You're a 30 year old man pretending to be a women. Come out of the closet OP, we can cure you.

Can I get some real advice before I sperg out in front of him?

I am, but I'm listening to music right now. I'm not heavily invested in it and rarely post because the capatcha is annoying. I look over it while listening to music because the music board is trash here. If you take it too seriously, I feel bad for you. I'm older and can confirm that image board culture used to be better, or I liked it better then. But whatever, if you want good threads, make an effort to make good threads.

>>38476770
Im chill

A year ago this board was better then yet without all this fembot shit threads that magically created a bride female user community here, probably just desperate gays fantasizing

honestly i'm new here but have been browsing all day. none of the other boards interest me in the sense i'm bothered enough to post

>>38476619

Stop smoking dope. No fucking excuses.

it makes you lazy

Moderation. Smoke only Friday-Sunday. Go sober the rest of the time. Don't spend all your money. Get some self control.

>>38476619
What caused you to smoke it in the first place?

>>38476565
Yoho!

>>38476565
Gud Kat

>>38476565
sweet baby, very talented at standin and having fur

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>>38476557
She is the first to fall

>>38476557
*shoots cum down my pant leg*

>>38476557

Taylor Swift looks like one of those girls whom you see fucking fat nerds in homemade amateur porn videos, while asking yourself how a dude like that can even get laid.

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the usual
>tfw no gf

Why are you reading this originaleaon spoiler?

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I plan on telling my mother I want to drop out of college today and I'm panicking like a bitch waiting for her to get home. She's been asking me to get the bill online for a few days and she tried calling me but I didn't pick up because I know it would be about the bill. Everything is tense right now and I don't see anything going how I hope it'll go

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I love Toddposting

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>your fly is undone anon

Every single person at that table is ugly.

>>38476448
out of all the people at the table, he's probably the chill one that you'd rather end up talking to

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>>38476408
Why, yes. Some of us don't deserve female attention, let alone sex.

>>38476492
>Some of us don't deserve female attention
Everyone deserves attention anon..

>>38476408
I ain't no slut

I'm putting a stop to your bullshit.

>>38476382
Bumping it.

>>38477628
>Bumping it.
good bump