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tik tok
biological clocks tickin
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>>38956629
I tak za dobra dla ciebie
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>>38956647
mode przypierdol xDD
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>Looking for my own Frank Underwood
Jesus
Qt, lewd, 2d, or 3d
Let's celebrate culture
Bonus points for glasses
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I'm sad it's so hard to find girls with this cut around here
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What happened to that blunt bangs qt anon?
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Do I get digits?
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>depression starts getting significantly better. feel like a normal person again
>suddenly libido returns
>intense burning desire for sex and girlfriend that I haven't felt in probably 10 years
help
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>>38956563
Clearly the solution is to become depressed again.
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Jerk your gherkin while watching girls with fat booties twerkin
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>>38956563
>>intense burning desire for sex and girlfriend that I haven't felt in probably 10 years
Describe it. I have low sex drive due to depression.
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>Dad works at a bodega/deli in the bronx
>I have a massive love for sandwhiches
>Ask dad if i could work with him and make delicious sandys for people
>He says no and gets mad at me for not wanting to do anything else
>literally almost cry
>Cant stop thinking about sandys
>Make him one for work last week
>SON THIS IS DELICIOUS JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHERS
>finally being appreciated for my sandy work
>dad brings me applications for subways and blimpies
Why even live if i my father cant be seen working with me
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>>38956538
sandwhich bump
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>father works in a sandwich shop.
>Makes father a sandwich for work.
Lol
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West Bronx here, where's the deli?
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why do you idolize this faggot? he hated thots but only killed men.
day of "retribution" my foot
he was too beta to even look at girls while aiming his gun
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>>38956535
Yeah he really shit the bed, if he actually followed though with the plan in the manifesto I would give him props, but he just kinda sperged out, I don't really support killing anybody, but if you're gonna go through with it at least follow your master plan
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>>38956535
He killed two women.
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>>38956535
He hated "robots" too, if you ever read his manifesto. He felt that slobs from the underclasses were the scum of the earth. The fact that someone who wasn't eve rich and privileged, living in the hills of California could have a girlfriend infuriated him.
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>tfw hemorrhoids
what do robots?
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>>38956497
Bump. I need professional medical advice here.
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Suck it up. Or go see a doctor, retard.
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>>38956497
Cut it open like a man
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I've got a 20 matches saved up
You know the deal, dubs decides girl 1-20 (1 starts at the first girl on the left you see) and what I say. Will screenshot results.
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>>38956432
20 "u wan sum sex bb?"
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>>38956448
So close, you get a reroll. I hope you don't get it, 20 is definitely sjw material.
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u wan
sum fuk
then proceed to send this dumb bird meme
bitches love dem dumb normie memes
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How do I work out my calves to get bigger leg muscles? Do women like a man with strong, hairy legs?
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>>38956381
Women don't give a shit about your legs as long as they aren't twigs
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>>38956429
>t. leglet
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>>38956381
get fat desu
I was once about 300 lbs
now i'm 190 and my gym friends are fucking jelly of my calves
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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, fucking peat-gavel
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I'm smoking a pack of Turkish Royals a day, where's my emphysema at BAKA
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>try to smoke cigarettes
>feel sick and nauseous
I think I'm allergic to them
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goob one my man:D
I've been missing the Finnish autism
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What /r9k/ think of this?
https://youtu.be/rf5UC6ZFudk
>roasties get worse and worse
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a man's height is not analogous with a woman's weight, attraction wise. this video is dumb
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>>38956279
>Can short guys get girls?
>Girl at 0:44 "No"
>Any Advice?
>Same girl at 0:58 "Be yourself and be confident"
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It's okay. Everything will be okay.
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theres blood in my poo /r9k/ help me !!!!!
am i dying? is it caner? fuck
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Eat more fiber. Also the darker the blood is the further inside it's coming from. You might just have torn your ass up shitting too hard, or you might have internal problems.
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>>38956251
Look on the bright sideof the toilet paper
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>>38956251
Was there any pain OP?
If it's bright blood it's probably due to hemorrhoids or an anal fissure but then again you didn't mention any pain, and believe me, if it was a fissure, you would've felt it.
Hemorrhoids and anal fissures tend to go away on their own after a while, but, even though rare, they can stick around and become a real problem and cause extreme levels of pain.
Personally i wouldn't care about it but i've dealt with this before, if it's bothering you that much maybe pay the doc a visit.
If it's dark blood, go to the doc as fast as you can.
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What are you robots listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yO29OMbFq8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDT7YIK4zI4&list=WL&index=70
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ucWoXBves aphex for life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g
I like to add a dash of oregano to my pizza.
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I heard there where femanons here 2017-08-09 01:41:11 Post No.38956160
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I heard there where femanons here
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I heard yesterday that there where femanons here and i wanted to get in on it pls be my freind we can talk and stuff and maybe if we are from he same area we can get a smoothie or something pls i am lonely
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I'm sorry anon, they are already my property.
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>>38956249
nooooo pls i just want to lick ones butthole
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>>38956160
>>38956394
>get a smoothie
>lick butthole
well which IS IT, MAN?
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>mfw spend all the money I had on violin
>it has a crack
>a fucking crack
fuck I can't pay for repairs right now
I can't even afford food
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Play your cracked instrument outside with a sign asking for repair money. You can literally make more than minimum wage.
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>>38956141
If you bought it and it's cracked, shouldn't that be covered under the warranty?
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>>38956141
Did you crack it, or did the dealer?
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What did YouTube mean by this?
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fuck off neo-ironic normreddit meme anime depression poster
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Man Colby just cannot give it a rest for a second
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>>38956298
Now he changed his name to Colb8