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>>38144970
You'll probably just get ghosted after a while. Not that big of a deal.

I met a gril and I fell for her fast and hard, talked to her more in one week than I had talked to anyone in years. Felt like I had known her forever she was so easy to talk to.
Naturally I drove her off by being too clingy and needy. Luckily we ended our communication mutually, so there was no ghosting and I got some closure at least.

>>38144970
I talked to a dude who browses here on some random chat thing. he's a really cool guy and we talk everyday

>>38144938
Have you read the ideal mate threads? Pretty much every single preference is for white men.

>>38144938
I like pure white boys but only if they are one particular boy I fancy right now

>>38144938

The majority of woman here are alt-right so most like white guys .

But functional ones who have jobs , can interact with people normally and are in decent shape .

>implying normal bots aren't

>>38144880
Because they aren't getting any just like the rest of us.

Any girl that gets herself in a male dominated domain is a hoe

You can't make me undo it buddy

I may be a fucking loser but at least I'm not bald or a manlet or a bald manlet

>>38144876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA0GKbt0r7Y

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>>38144838
>Is there any greater joy then anime pussy?
I can think of one...

Real pussy

Anime girl cock is the best cock

Drawn 2d pussy looks bad

Gtfo then
But source?

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>>38145181
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm not going anywhere
Insult me again and I'll smash your tiny faggot skull on the pavement in front of an elementary school
All the kids will laugh at you and spit on your bleeding sack of shit body

>>38145211
e d g y

Oreganolingerino

>>38144830
Made me kek. Your life sounds like shit, by the way.

>>38144871
It's not that bad overall but I wish I had a job I was actually excited and passionate about

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>Go to bed at night
>Hot as fuck
>Don't own a fan
>Open the window
>Birds are chirping like crazy outside, people are partying, cars are driving by etc etc
>Close window
>To hot
>Open window again
>Assload of noise coming from outside
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

because I'm a handsome man (male)

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>>38144810
this bitch used to stream on twitch but she had a breakdown and stopped

>>38144919
>this bitch used to stream on twitch but she had a breakdown and stopped

chances of suicide: >60%

I bullied and physically abused a legitimately autistic kid with memory issues in grade 3 or 4. He had no friends and I was basically all he had for companionship. I still regret it to this day. I was such a little shit.

In school we all used to bully this one fag kid. We used to make him suck our dicks and called him a faggot as we came on his face. One time he was having a shower after gym, so wee all went in his cubicle and started pissing on him. Teach him to be a faggot around me.

This one autistic kid I used to follow around, and annoy because was an asshole. It was back in middle school, and he pissed me off because I got detention for not doing a "homework" assingment for a homeroom (aka not graded and counts for nothing) while he got off scot-free because hurr durr he's autistic better treat him like hes retarded even though he's smarter than half the class.

After that I followed him everywhere in the halls, and would get in his face, sing really loud, call him NERD, and other stupid unfunny shit, but it annoyed the fuck out of him.

In my mind he was the next best thing to getting revenge on the teachers that treated me like shit. I was a dumb kid

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>tfw no pencil drawing gf

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>tfw no ethnic qt North African gf

>>38144787
Berbers are white!

>>38144612
No you fucking retard
That's a fucking man, sodomy is disgusting

yes and post pics. Also if they have boobs it makes it better so make sure she has nice tits.

>>38144623
When you're a virgin, a hole's a hole amigo

Men sacrifice themselves because they are taught that they are expendable since an early age. Men don't value their lives the same way women do.

Where there's women, there's drama.

OUT OF THIN AIR

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>>38144494
they can, but it's rarely
women of this generation are very materialistic, in my past 22 years of life i've talked to alot fo girls, when i ask them what do you want in life or why do you go to college, the answer ranges between " i want to make enough money so i can buy whatever clothes i want" or " i dunno i guess because i haven't found a rich man to take care for my needs"
tldr: unless you are rich, a woman wouldn't love you, unlees it's your mom
or unless it's pic related, she never left him when they were poor, she even worked for tow jobs just to fulfill both of their needs.

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Islamic jewish nigger

I just took a big shit be proud of me

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>>38144467
am h0m0

listen to ITAOTS friend

>>38144458
I'm sure it'll be a gas.

I'm German and I want to fuck an Anne Frank look alike
I'm atheist but my fondest memories were when I was fucking a Christian girl
Love that opposites shit

Now go fuck your sister

Do you ever kiss your sister on her lips

>>38144454
>ugh the wifi's being slow
>fine, let's just go straight to Chad's party
>God I can't wait to ride his dick tonight
>me too!
S-sure showed them, anon.