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why do fembots hate asian women? is it becasue they are
>Submissive
>Better looking
>Will love you for a long time
>Will always be loyal to you
>Does everything expected of a traditional woman

While fembots are all sluts and very rude, and they spend a good amount of their time online insulting lower-tier and average-tier men. Who would you want in a partner?

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I always pee in the backyard, but I believe this time one of my neighbours saw me, I heard the window from her house cracking and then suddenly got closed, I dont know how is her view from there to my backyard but the window is big enough to see both backyards, the hell do I do now?

she have 2 teen daughters and a little boy, if she tells my mom im screwed, my mom has always suspicious that I pee in the backyard because of the smell, I thought that window was from the little boy room but he shares his room with one of his sisters, if she saw me the whole city will know since she is a instagram model and is very popular, Im hided in my bed , should Im never going to out again until next year when I move or should I a hero?

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Where were you when Adam West was kill?
>am myself
>arriving into females cat
>female turn to me with watery cat
>say "Adam West is kill"
>no

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>it's okay Anon I don't judge who cares if it's a bad picture just let me see
>"okay...sure."
>blocked on Instagram and iMessage

Women were a mistake.

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Post a bunch of wojak pics so i can make fun of my normie friends

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>go to a swinger party
>without partner
>fuck the guys girl whiles hes looking
>whisper to her "i make you feel like a real women" loud enough that he can hear it
the expresion of disgust on his used goods gf priceless

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>have to screenshot something for my sister so she knows what to buy
>pull up nhentai in another tab just to fuck with her
>it's Kimi Dake no Ponytail
>the entire title fit in the tab so she could easily find it

Who else here /devilish/

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>be me about three years ago
>leaving school
>everybody walks downtown after school and gets food and shit and hangs out
>get food, start walking over to park
>as I walk to park, see this chick I like with her friends
>keep walking, try to act natural
>they don't see me
>idea.jpg
>I'll go talk to them
>go around to their road
>make my way down till I see them
>there's an art store across from their backyard
>walk down to it, trying to act natural
>"Anon, what are you doing here?"
>freeze
>"uh...I'm meeting someone here."
>"Why would you meet them in my driveway, Anon?"
>mumble some excuse, run off
>next day, everyone thinks I'm a stalker
>mfw

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honest question

how do you ride a dick/move your hips separate from your body/dance like shakira

i cant do this movement

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>humans separated by vast distance for a thousands of years
>suddenly technological advancement offers them a chance to mingle with one another
>asian women become more selective and are acquainted with larger and larger dicks
>their male counterparts with smaller penises to their tighter vaginas get locked out of dating pool because vaginas can stretch to accomodate but penises can never get any bigger
How do you deal with this asianbots?

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Does anyone else get that thing where you feel like the piss passing through your shaft is boiling hot but it just wont come out your dickhead. It's not an STD or anything, just something that happens every once in a while.

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Guys I just took a shit and a decent amount of blood came out after the shit. I'm too scared to go to the doctor or tell anyone, so does anyone know how much longer I have to live?

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Man, this is why I love Japan culture.

This is the Virginity Tent. Now you can go camping without the risk of having sex.

I think it's pink because the target audience is the usual female thinking that a dude inviting her to go camping is like a nigger asking "WAN SUM FUK".

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What'll be the first ting you'd do when you gotten the girlfriend of yours?

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Stop replying to womanbot threads, voice, feels, whatever, stop it, it's he cancer that's killing r9k.

Even mentioning the word girl or female is automatic post limit.

Please you fucking desperate nerds, don't kill the only place I hold dear.