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hi i hope you like 4chan.

You're still normie tier.
If you get to 21 KHV then you can join the club.

>>36839170
It's a bit weird but not extremely. 19y/o here and I know a few virgins. KHV is a little weirder but it's not robot level yet.

I'm only 6'0 and have a gf. Literal manlet for polaks

>>36839159
I'm 5'11. I'm the King of manlets. And I'm bald with a gf.

>>36839159
>>36839194

I'm 5'7, have a shitty hairline, am genetically defective in general and I have an LDR with a girl who is herself around 6ft

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>>36839038

His name is Brett faggot

I for one welcome our new brettposting overlords.

>>36839038
Post rare Bretts, I gotta invest in early.

what the fuck is with the buck teeth?

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>>36840093
Why does that concern you so much?

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>>36840093
Does this wagie need a NEET cum filling?

He made me feel safe, cared for and at home. I never had that before or after him.

>>36838739
We understood each other intuitively, we knew what the other was feeling without having to explain, but everytime she did something that I thought was bad for her it hurt deep. I guess it was what growing apart feels like. I broke up with her in a particularly bad episode of depression. I felt so empty that I didn't feel anything for her anymore. I probably shouldn't have left her, we had a special connection.

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>>36838784
I know what you mean.

It's been years since I separated with whom I believe to be the love of my life. I have nightmares about him daily, and I constantly whisper his name like some obsessive mantra when I'm overwhelmed.

The life we won't have haunts me and is slowly driving me insane, I just miss him so much. The worst part is that I know it's for the best we're not together, and I hope he found someone cute and sane to love him.

I just really wish I could still be his friend. I wish I could congratulate him when he graduates from Uni, or celebrate with him when he gets married. I want him to ask me to babysit his kids when we're old and I want him to trust me and rely on me. I'd be ok playing a sidekick to his life as long as I got to be close.

Anything and everything that has anything to do with The Golden One.

Makes me facepalm and chuckle in vicarious embarrassment.

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>tfw no gf
origninsoglagnrjfgnpagh

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I'm a normie college student and I want you all back to Africa and the desert or the jungle or wherever the fuck you came from.

>>36838716
Maybe if your kind didn't chimp out so much and so often people would have respect for your kind, sucks but some people judge everyone for the actions of the some
Just behave like a decent human being and only morons will judge you for your skin after, they hate your stereotype not you, don't behave like a stereotype and you'll be fine

/pol/ didn't spread racism. It just gave a voice to the darkest part of people's minds.

It's good that you attend university and have a sense of self-awareness and the fortitude to go on /pol/. But you do realise that it's your chimpout dindu brethren that are really making things bad for you, right? Both in terms of direct crime and violence among blacks and also because they give you all a bad name.

I think now more than ever you and your people need to realise that non-blacks (not just whites but Asians and Latinos) are sick of your shit and that the charge of racism means nothing anymore. You can either stand fight it like BLM and eventually get arrested or killed. Or you can all just be good boys that dindu nuffin for real. But you of course know that that is impossible because you yourself are racist and know that your own people simply can't conduct themselves in a civilised way.

>>36838702
>no one remembered my birthday
And how were they supposed to know when your birthday is? Outside your family that it.

I don't even celebrate my own

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear anon
Happy birthday to you

of course I'm going to try to help a bro in need

>>36838677
sup nate text me back

>>36838677

Not a wealthy NEET I just know better than most and not to live outside my financial means. Don't care about smartphones, fancy cars or wanting to show off my ego by getting a bigger house or meme degree. Feels good not being restricted by those things.

>>36838677
Can I move into your cuckshed?

I can grind the tedious parts in vidya for you in return

Tales and Gravity rush

>no madden 17
Isn't this a nigger? I thought I could trust you with that

>>36838652
Can we play with your BBC instead?

>>36838643
Heartbreak definately

>>36838649

About to have my heart broken after 27 years of being alone.
I think being alone was worse. It is worse, under certain circumstances. I had great times at least. Normal people also move on from heartbreak.

>>36838674
You're right

Heartbreak ends
Loneliness stays

No but I am afraid I'll do it when psychotic, I already hurt myself several times

>>36838626
i actually hope for it. one day when i'm drunk i'll have the balls and the lack of wherewithal to just do it.

That has never stopped me. Sadly, a hangover is all I'm rewarded with.

You must be fun at parties.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

Get out of here with your facts

>>36838617
Instructions not clear - penis got stuck in a blender.

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nice place you have here

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>>36838575
tis a good movie

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>a few weeks
Come back to us already.

>>36838534
Holy shit, fucking based. He's my idol now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ixhyYknRs

Roasties are finally getting BTFO bahahahha

>>36838570
Why are they allowed to show his face? He's not a criminal or anything.