>foreskin won't stay over head
>retracts on it's own
Is fapping to kids' feet paedophilia?
>"And this is our son's room"
What are you doing when this happens?
I'm going to take a shower.
Should I masturbate while in it?
Not only does jizz coagulate in water, the shower will wash it away and divide it into a bunch of little globs which are annoying to clean up. If you're going to do it, aim right into the drain.
>matches not replying
Why aren't girls funny ?
Women are the best shitposters and trolls ever. Their cringey mainstream sense of humor angers the typical male internet user. I first remember seeing this over a decade ago. And I knew she was a woman since I knew her IRL. But it's easy to tell when a woman is posting due to the posting style.
Why do I have absolutely no motivation to do anything and don't say meme depression what's the actual reason
What girls (if any) do you attract /r9k/? I'll start
I only (probably?) attracted one girl ever, and her interest disappeared 30 seconds into the conversation. She even walked over to my desk and everything.
What's for dinner robots 06/05
More greasy fast food and horrible ass malt liquor. It's time to stop, your liver and lard ass will thank you.
How much do girls talk about sex when guys aren't around?
>it's been 2 hours and she hasn't texted back
>it's her off day
>drove by her house and saw she was on her computer doing nothing
Fuck this shit
Imma stalin that gif, but heres one to you
I know that feel btw
>It's been 5 years and she still hasn't text back
>I don't even know what I said, we were just talking
>I saw her a few months back and she said she was happy to see me, I didn't believe her.
Fuck this shit
>Hey Anon, I thought your girlfriend was joining us for dinner? Or did you left hand dump you?
>*the table explodes in howling laughter, drowing out any attempt for a rebuttal. You slink back to your room, a hungry and broken man*
>go to psychiatrist's office to get memepills
>see white people
>see men, women, SJWs, young, old, robots
>NEVER see black people
I live in an area with a decent amount of black people and they're not so poor they can't afford it. Do black people not get depressed? Why?
>lonely, no bf
>instead of trying to fix it, complain on the internet
>relish in sadness, repeat ad nauseam
how to break the cycle?
>They use an anime avatar