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>>37522156

Hello mother dearest...

>>37522156
What parent actually shows off their house like that? Shit's retarded.

>>37522156
browsing this fucking board
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37522148
No. It goes all goopy and is a mess.

No. Take a cold shower faggot.

>>37522148
Not only does jizz coagulate in water, the shower will wash it away and divide it into a bunch of little globs which are annoying to clean up. If you're going to do it, aim right into the drain.

>sends sh!t post to random people
>some actually reply
>ghost them
>start using different app cause I feel kinda bad
>what am I doing with life
>who am I
>starts sh!tposting all over again

> ask girl on date
> she says she's excited
> making chit chat
> she hasn't replied in one hour

How do I keep this up lads

>only being matched with hamplanets and ugly niggers

>>37521939
They don't have to be in order to attract mates

/thread

>>37521939
Actually, my funniest friend is female. Try again sweetie

Women are the best shitposters and trolls ever. Their cringey mainstream sense of humor angers the typical male internet user. I first remember seeing this over a decade ago. And I knew she was a woman since I knew her IRL. But it's easy to tell when a woman is posting due to the posting style.

>>37521863
Knowing too much, perhaps.

See here >>37521862
I hope my answer was to your satisfaction

because you never got anything worthwhile for trying before, so why start now?

>>37521862
Pretty much any but especially alt girls and black girls

>none mfw you are ugly

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I only (probably?) attracted one girl ever, and her interest disappeared 30 seconds into the conversation. She even walked over to my desk and everything.

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>>37521720
More greasy fast food and horrible ass malt liquor. It's time to stop, your liver and lard ass will thank you.

>>37521915

>Eat healthy
>Randomly die Young and end up not living life

>>37521937
>eating greasy shit food and drinking human trash beverages is living
What ever you say fat ass.

>>37521668
How would any of us know this

>>37521668
Quite a bit actually. You'd be surprised. Even in front of men too

Alot

Mostly on dick sizes

I remember in uni last year these girls I overheard talking about dick

This on girl went on a tangent about finally having a guy "fill her up"

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>>37521662

Imma stalin that gif, but heres one to you
I know that feel btw

>>37521662
Wow. I wouldn't text a stalker back either. Grow up

>>37521662
>It's been 5 years and she still hasn't text back
>I don't even know what I said, we were just talking
>I saw her a few months back and she said she was happy to see me, I didn't believe her.

Fuck this shit

>>37521575
How did you lose your hand OP?

>>37521575
I'm not white.
What am I even doing here.

Haha made me kek

>>37521558
There's a stigma against mental health and seeking help for it in the black community

>>37521558
they self medicate with booze and crack

>>37521598
There's a stigma against it in every community at least in America

>>37521499
Actually try and fix it instead of say you will and then doing nothing but bitch on the internet.

Look for a bf whos just as lonely and autistic as you pretty easy on here trust me

>>37521499
>how to break the cycle?

get grindr

>go to their house for sex
>tell me to have a seat

>the first thing they do is to ask for a picture of you

>>37521477
>conversations consist of nothing but memes and nothing else
God i wish i wasn't so autistic

>her balls
saged

>>37521344
I'm just fine fucking my hand. Do women think this is some kind of threat? Do they not realize that jacking off is so much less effort and gets to orgasm faster than dinner, flirting, foreplay, and then fucking?

Maybe these arguments worked when porn wasn't easily and cheaply accessible. But nowadays I can have any type of woman I want doing whatever I want on my screen for zero money in about 30 seconds.

>>37521470

I'm pretty sure the woman in that pic is a tranny. But I vaguely remember a twitter account 'she' was using and it implied she was an amateur porn slut and an actual biological female. But either result wouldn't surprise me.

probably watch desu

>>37521311
Break into her house and hide a couple of go pros, use her WiFi to to stream it to my computer/phone.

>>37521311
I look dykish myself so I'll try to get dominated by both