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Can we get a thread for extremely odd photos?
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The classic, the legend.
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>tfw literally my only "friend" and I don't ever talk we just text each other memes and weird pics
>we don't see each other irl that often so he could literally be a bot that responds with random pics at this point and I wouldn't know
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>>35939148
fzsd fdg fd fg dfg
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Does anyone else here often get intense images of violence and death in their minds? I often have images of stabbing myself and other things with a knife, putting my head in a grinder and seeing it turn into brains and blood. Ripping things to fucking shreds. Whenever I get frustrated or anxious my mind turns to extremely morbid thoughts.
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You posted this before in another thread. Cease and desist.
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>>35939127
Not that far, but yes. I usually think of stabbing myself, slitting my throat or asphyxiating with a rope. I don't have the guts to do stuff like this anyway so I don't see the problem
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>>35939127
Why do you ask? Do you honestly think you are special? That's the most stereotypical OCD shit.
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things that girls say that really pisses you off.
>"be positive"
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>>35939040
>if you let me go I won't tell anyone
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>>35939040
"he's not my dad, I don't know him"
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>>35939040
"Dont worry, You're a good guy"
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>yfw there are tons of women who like virgin men because they think they'll be caring and faithful
Don't listen do the cynics and assholes here. They want to stop you from being happy. Be honest about being a virgin and roll with it. You'll get your girl.
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>>35939021
>mfw I will become a 40 year old virgin
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>>35939021
That's after they've been with 50 men though. And you still might get fucked over.
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>>35939021
I had to lie to some slut about how many women i've been with to finally lose my virginity. She would've gotten up and left if I told her the actual truth.
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D-d-does anybody here know any good t-trap porn sites? For a f-friend.
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>>35938981
Why do you want to watch fags in dresses fuck each other in the ass
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/gif/ is your friend
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>>35939037
who wouldn't want to witness boys in dresses making butt messes ??
>girls will leave you
>alcohol will never leave you
why aren't you drinking RIGHT NOW?
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>>35938980
>why aren't you drinking RIGHT NOW?
I'm not a degenerate cuck
who seeks solace in drink
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But I am famalam. Unfortunately it's just 3.2 beer because that's the only thing you can get at this our in my state. All other """liquor""" (anything more than 3.2% beer) is sold in state liquor stores.
But, beer is beer so lifes good.
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Nothing, it's 6:20 am right now. I meant to buy a bottle of wine last night but I fell asleep before that.
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who /feminineman/ here? 2017-04-01 03:20:10 Post No.35938957
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Is there any hope at all for us besides transitioning to women and hoping we pass? Holy shit, I'm fucked from the ground up. No woman will ever be attracted to a guy with a feminine personality, it's simple evolution. For all that supposed rhetoric on how it's okay for men to cry and we should all be okay with expressing our feelings, I can't help but notice that the only men being allowed to express themselves in these videos are handsome chads who would be considered attractive if they shit in their own mouths.
I can't take having all these feelings. I want to be an emotionally dead asshole like other men and be attractive to women because of it.
How do I make myself gay?
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In what ways are you feminine are you just a puss or are there other factors?
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>>35938987
I'm a puss and also gynomastia
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m8, i've got plenty of feelings that a large amount of people may consider inappropriate for the stereotypical male (which isn't as prevalent of a stereotype as you might think desu)
what are you talking about, exactly? if you're talking about something like crying in public, that is generally not even acceptable for a biological female. of course its a matter of degrees, but still
you've simply got to be selective of the venue and/or individual you choose to share certain feelings in/with. if you're talking about being very timid and passive, i feel that you could be more specific with that
could you please give a specific example of something you'd like to do or say but won't due to fear of disapproval from your peers?
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>be me 14 years old
>troll some dude online
>tells me hes psyhic and im going to die at 25 from a car crash
>fast forward to freshman year high school
>troll mexican emo girl
>shes1 psychic as well aparently and says im going to die at a car crash at 25
>tfw already 24 and birthday is coming up
So I'm dying soon right guys?
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>>35938866
Is this viral marketing for Final Destination 6?
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just don't get in cars for a year
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>>35938866
Just stay away from cars for a while, if that doesn't work wear a seatbelt every day and drive under 60 everywhere.
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Holy shit why the fuck am I fat
>just calculated calories for today
>it was 1400-1500
>I'll probably eat one small thing before I go to bed later
>walk every day
>make sure to walk at least a mile a day
>my average daily walking distance is 1.4 miles according to my phone
>constantly go outside and try to stand more instead of sit
>drink nothing but water and sometimes milk because it makes me feel healthy as fuck
Wtfwtfwtfwtf
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>>35938855
I drink about 2 litres of beer a day in addition to chocolates, crisps and other unhealthy shit in addition to 2-3 meals a day.
I sit around all day and play vidya. Often for days on end.
I want to gain weight and everyone thinks it's ok to point out how skinny I am for a man. I wish to gain some weight but don't want to go to the good goym gym.
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>>35938855
walking alone wont burn 1500 calories a day
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>>35938855
I'm curious, how tall are you? weight?
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Are white women a embarrassment to white men?they just go around throwing themselves on any guy who isn't white. As an Asian man I feel bad for white men.
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>>35938843
>are white women an embarrassment to white men
why does this even need to be asked? do you see asian women going around and doing this shit? no. white women are scum.
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>>35938843
This is sexual assault. If a guy did this hed be in jail. We as guys gotta stop thinking with our dicks and speak up every time some dumb whore rapes us.
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>>35940138
>If a guy did this
Internet on repeat
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right now Chad is fucking your Oneitis and your future GF at the same time
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>>35938806
>future GF
Yeah right.
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>Future GF
I've only felt comfortable enough around one person to ever consider having a relationship with them, and they found me repulsive and pathetic.
So no, not future GF. Oneitis yes.
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>>35938806
>future GF
kekorine peporino
she is just my emotional punching bag
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Who would you rape if there were no consecuences whatsoever? (For both)
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>>35938798
Would she fall in love with me afterward, or is that a consequence?
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>>35938798
it's not about consequences. i just really dont think of rape as something id enjoy.
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>>35938798
no
but i would start trying to figure out the best way to get a girl to rape me
>walk in
>see this
How would you handle this situation?
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>>35938774
I would let her go and ask if she's alright
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>>35938774
Holy fuck I wanna tickle her feet
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tfw no gf feet to tickle till she pees herself
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Unable to connect to others 2017-04-01 03:10:05 Post No.35938743
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Unable to connect to others
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Who else is completely unable to connect to other people or form intimate relstionships? No dumb edgy shit like "Normies don't understand me."
Only wholehearted I-have-no-idea-how-to-empathize-with-people
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>>35938743
yep I cut off every person who has ever known me ans havent left my house in years
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I had a girl come onto me super hard after her boyfriend decided he was a gay furry and moved to california.
I fucked her raw and came inside her every day for 3 weeks, then her grandma died and said "please don't dump me".
Then I dumped her.
I still don't regret it.
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>>35938743
It's because you lack interest in anyone but yourself.
By the sounds of it, you've been living this lifestyle for a long time and have either forgotten how to communicate with others, or have never learned in the first place.
Just like nearly everything in life, it requires practice, and the main step to practicing how to socialize would be to ask as many questions as possible, but don't keep on one topic.
If the chemistry is good enough then you can even express personal relations or your opinion about the said topic.
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why is /ck/ filled with alcoholics?
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Alcohol is also a gustatory pleasure, and is often culturally paired with food.
Due to the nature of their jobs, many people in foodservice, from the burger flippers to the high-end chefs, get out of work at an obscenely late hour, if they wish to go somewhere they kind of have to go to a bar after work.
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>Whaddya mean booze ain't food?
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>>35938742
what a great game Morrowind was