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2017-09-09 02:33:40 Post No.39615660
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:33:40 Post No. 39615660 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are some fetishes turn-ons and others are just gross shit for degenerates?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:40:07 Post No.39615801
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Most fetishes are gross shit for degenerates in normie eyes. As for what weird shit turns you on and why, I'm not a fucking scientist don't ask me.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:53:58 Post No.39616047
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>>39615660
Basically here's how it goes, if your fetish is common (feet, BDSM, etc.) then you're a normie. If your fetish is uncommon or impossible but not pathetic (giantess, futa, etc.) then you're weird, but okay. If your fetish is disgusting and pathetic (cuckolding, scat, etc.) then you're garbage. If your fetish is illegal (rape, pedophilia) then you need to seriously keep yourself in check.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:57:55 Post No.39616115
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>>39616047
Where does piss fall?

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2017-09-09 02:33:08 Post No.39615645
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:33:08 Post No. 39615645 [Report] [View this topic]

>Gee anon thanks for such a great night.... w-well uh... do I get a goodnight kiss?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:35:05 Post No.39615688
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I finally looked at the picture and the visceral fight or flight response was astounding

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>>39615645
Nah, I don't kiss after a guy's night out, sorry!

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:39:06 Post No.39615779
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>>39615645
Is that sand?
Also it's a shame since she has an almost perfect body but an almost absolute 0/10 face

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2017-09-09 02:30:57 Post No.39615598
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:30:57 Post No. 39615598 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /friday night comfy/

hoodie, sweat pants, slippers, comfy food, comfy drinks, comfy music

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:34:46 Post No.39615680
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>>39615598
I've been sitting in a cold hard chair for the last 5 hours doing nothing but shitposting even though I have homework I need to. My roommate is in the room and he doesn't want to fucking leave, No, I am not fucking comfy.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:37:39 Post No.39615744
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I'm pretty comfy. Just watching all of my chemical romance's music videos. Gonna watch some adventures of sonic the hedgehog in a bit.

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Going to smoke a couple bowls and then play Castlevania Lords of Shadows for the first time.

Kinda hard to get truly comfy now that university has started up again, and I know I have a couple assignments already due. I wish I could experience summer the same way I did as a kid, where there was an incomprehensible amount of free time.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:30:22 Post No. 39615587 [Report] [View this topic]

Look at this mantis.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:31:55 Post No.39615622
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i had a good look

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:33:37 Post No.39615658
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:33:37 Post No.39615658 [Report]

I always enjoy seeing manti

They're pretty rare though

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:37:06 Post No.39615726
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>>39615587

cute mantid OP! Reminds me I need to get one of them critterz as a pet

Anonymous
Need some help Robros. 2017-09-09 02:29:07 Post No.39615562
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Need some help Robros. Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:29:07 Post No. 39615562 [Report] [View this topic]

So I was driving home from a party the other night around 3 am and I passed one of my buds house but while in passing I glanced at his place and saw him crying on his porch in the dark by himself with a blanket.

Now I asked him about it a day or so later and he just up and changed to conversation topic and now he will not respond to my text I want to help him but need somewhere to start like why he is upset in the first place.

He is a Robot 3000 like us so I figured this would be the best place to ask for assistance in picking a fellow Robos brain to maybe find out an explanation for this. Thank's in advance!

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:36:36 Post No.39615714
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Best thing to do is ask him advice for something first. Make up a bullshit sob story to bring on the feels. Don't try to console someone who doesn't want it, take their place first and see if it gets him to open up later.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 03:39:14 Post No.39616742
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>>39615714
He won't give it up.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 03:43:57 Post No.39616810
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>>39615562
should have talked about it there as it happened.
he'll talk about it when hes ready or pretend it didn't happen until its forgotten. don't pry.

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2017-09-09 02:27:44 Post No.39615530
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:27:44 Post No. 39615530 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Originally original words

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:59 Post No.39615560
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Badong

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:29:39 Post No.39615576
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>>39615530
Isomorph

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:31:38 Post No.39615617
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underclassmen

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2017-09-09 02:26:43 Post No.39615501
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:43 Post No. 39615501 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys, my mom wants to drive away from the hurricane but we only have one tank of gas. Should I tell her to find a shelter?

I live near Orlando and I'm not sure which is safer.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:27:48 Post No.39615531
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Just ride it out brah, what's a hurricane or two

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:05 Post No.39615538
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>>39615501
Take that tank and get as far away as possible

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:20 Post No.39615543
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:20 Post No.39615543 [Report]

>Going on/r9k/ for survival advice
>News already say you can go to shelter
> Do Shelter

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Newfag looking to integrate into Robot society 2017-09-09 02:26:41 Post No.39615500
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Newfag looking to integrate into Robot society Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:41 Post No. 39615500 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello all. as the topic suggests I am new to 4chan and would like to learn the "Culture" and such. Common terms an such would be helpful to know.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:28:27 Post No.39615549
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>>39615500
Okay, here's a really healpful term that is the key to success among us robots:

Nigger=You

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hi, now please leave

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@39615500
Mice buds faggot

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2017-09-09 02:24:00 Post No.39615447
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:24:00 Post No. 39615447 [Report] [View this topic]

how do i take the blackpill so i can finally relieve all the stress of giving a shit about the world around me? inb4 selfish

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:25:27 Post No.39615473
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>>39615447
Anarcho primitivism. If you accept reality, understand indoctrination/social conditioning, you can get anything you want.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:18 Post No.39615489
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:18 Post No.39615489 [Report]

The blackpill makes you way more stressed out.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:27:00 Post No.39615515
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>>39615447
What's wrong with being selfish? In b4 its bad for other people.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:22:13 Post No. 39615412 [Report] [View this topic]

TFW whenever a cute lively white girl talks to me, I get weirded out by how lively and happy she is. It's like Ive stop remembering how good life can be

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:25:01 Post No.39615464
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>>39615412
>she's probably on drugs and looking for a mate.

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:26:27 Post No.39615493
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>>39615412
>Talking to a female
Why do you do this to yourself anon?

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>>39615493

I work with the public so I talk to everyone

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:18:36 Post No. 39615359 [Report] [View this topic]

I put a hidden camera in the front passenger seat, I'm an UBER driver

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:19:12 Post No.39615367
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>>39615359
You bloody ripper!

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:19:22 Post No.39615369 [Report]

Too bad no one wears skirts anymore

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>>39615359
Based as fuck
Post your collection

Anonymous
2017-09-09 02:18:16 Post No.39615354
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:18:16 Post No. 39615354 [Report] [View this topic]

im literally a chad that eats free publix chicken tender subs every day that i make against the rules of publix

ama

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:19:24 Post No.39615370
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>>39615354
>chad
>that face
>that job

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

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>>39615354
Living the dream huh. Stay safe if you are in FL brah.

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https://youtu.be/YFunZpREWw0

soma
They dont want us to be robots 2017-09-09 02:15:37 Post No.39615315
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They dont want us to be robots soma 2017-09-09 02:15:37 Post No. 39615315 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you do at this point?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:16:11 Post No.39615322
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>>39615315
not the first time this joke was made, and certainly not the last.

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I haven't seen the captcha joke in a week

Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:23:28 Post No.39615432
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I haven't seen you suck my cock in a week

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When was the last time your parents told you they were proud of you? 2017-09-09 02:14:19 Post No.39615299
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When was the last time your parents told you they were proud of you? Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:14:19 Post No. 39615299 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be in Florida
>About to be butt-fucked by Irma
>Grandma stressing about whats gonna happen to the house
>Have had shutters piled in the garage for 18 years
>Never had to use them
>she starts looking online for someone to come instal them
>I wake up early in the morning and put ever single one up while shes asleep
>Wake her up and she starts crying saying how proud of me she is for doing all this by myself

Felt so good making her happy. After years of her saying how disappointed shes been in me, glad I was able to do something right.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:23:49 Post No.39615441
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>>39615299
good for you man. proud of you

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>>39615299
Nice job, proud of you anon!

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>>39615299
hey man you did good
keep it up

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:13:37 Post No. 39615287 [Report] [View this topic]

>boring afternoon with best friend
>showing him my reaction folder
>opens pic related by accident
>he looks at me and says something like "you know she's a trap right?"
>"yeah, natalie mars"
>"yeah"
>we both look awkward at each other for some seconds without saying anything
>he laughs
>move on and pretend it didn't happen
does he want my dick or what, i'm not gay

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:15:30 Post No.39615313
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>I'm not gay
Should we tell him, lads?

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>>39615313
Nah let him hope

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 02:19:38 Post No.39615373 [Report]

>you know SHE'S a trap right
I think you're in dude. Just make sure not to eat too much Taco Bell before your first time. ~~I made that mistake, worth it tho~~

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