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Touched my own penis.

Now leave normie scum REEE

>>35468070
Had 2 girls on my lap in a local bar, kissing and feeling each other up. Got some sweet kissing and bra action. Feltgoodman

One day I literally came out of a VAGINA

Fuck Benjamin Franklin

>>35468066
But anon, it's still two weeks.

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>>35468066
You want the hour back? Just take it from somebody.

For a long time I was stuck in 2009, but last year I started moving again. Yay, about eight years wasted.

No particular year but I always have to remind myself that the 50's weren't 50 years ago, the 60's 40 years ago, and so on.

I move along at a gradual pace but its slow, I feel like this is 2012.

almost forgot

>making threads nobody responds to

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>>35468024
i fucking hate all of you, i come up with an original concept and you faggots are out in spam / unoriginal filth.

>>35468024
all you faggots do is complain about how this board has gone to shit, and your the reason

It's probably too late for you.

>>35468022
:(

Why do you think that?
ertyuu

dont let your dreams be memes, go suck a dick, faggot

>>35467976
1 or 4 with a light dusting of little bumps surrounding.

2

That being said, this post also has 2 much content.

>>35467964
clearly not if you're reading this

>>35468056
>clearly not if you're reading this
kill yourself

>>35467957

poo comes out of there.

>disgusting neets shoving their cheeto encrusted tongues in my butt
>letting a virgin that close to my vagina
I don't think so

>>35467991
Suppose the person was reasonably attractive (or at least well kept) but still a virgin. Would that still match your answer?

Chang wouldn't have a chance if an Aryan Chad were around senpai

At least I have a soul.

How about I accompany my dick into your asshole

unpopular opinion but i would fuck this person in the ass i know it's controversial but too bad pc police i'm saying it

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>>35467959
>i know it's controversial
It would be more controversial to say it's morally wrong to fuck this person in the ass.

>that one kid who threatened to hack your computer because you made fun of his hair

>That one kid who moved to your school and for the first day was completely normal, but found it difficult to enter any of the already established friend groups, so the next day he turns up to school looking like some emo faggot.

>>35467863
>chick
Get out

>he fell for the uni meme
Come on now. Also, what book?

>rap career due in the next few years

>waste 17 hours shitposting on 4chan trying to make people feel bad

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>>35467865
some analysis of the foreign relations between USSR and Third Reich jut before the Barbarossa operation, written by a kike

>>35467852
Where do you live, anon? Just in general.

>>35467852
yes. arab here. races if they get mixed they create the illusion of equality,which is a mere illusion.
the white will virtue signal he is tolerant
the nigger will feel like he superior to huwhite men
arab will be angry at what his mom said about his gf.
asian will be happy and girls will feel betrayed.
Women:
will feel wiered and unhappy they will cover it with cognetive dissonance. she will wiered she draws looks to her and grow crazy.

arabs and turks race mixed with everything, look how they look now.

i was with my normie friend (chad) walking through the downtown. we saw a black couple, young,innocent and classy.
i said in my head thats beutiful.
the normie chad said : wow a beutiful couple is that.
me : yeah, black couple. not common.

racemixing screams fetish.
same race screams genuine love and content.

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>>35467852
Honestly young able bodied white men should be sent to cum milking farms where they are forced to produce semen for 8 hours a day through machine stimulation.

The semen will be sent to underprivileged/disabled/ethnic communities to bring up they collective intelligence quotient and spread good healthy attributes among the lower classes.

The future of the human race is more important than your night of shitposting on /tv/. you have no excuse to be here.

arguing with me is futile since my brain is quite larger than average.

>>35467850
being non straight is just mental illness faggots, stop trying to be "cool" and "unique"

and more importantly stop lying to yourself and grow the fuck up :^)

>>35467850
Most bi men are 90% straight and just like extremely feminine traps.

Yeah, I feel you OP. Haven't been with a man in some time. I think it might just be a question of extremely low standards. Like, if you'd fuck a fatty or an uggo why not just fuck a man as well. This is distinct from prison gay since I've had a lot of sex.

I think basil is very cute anon, I have a ficus elastica

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>>35467846
I love plants
>my night stand

>>35467876
How big is it? It looks pretty on photos but I'm worried that it requires a lot of effort to grow one.