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Who else here /forever voluntarily celebrate/?
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>>39623913
Well I plan on being a priest so yeah
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yes. I am terrified of penis and I value my purity too much to ever soil it
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I guess i am. It is not that i am ugly beyond saving or anything, but i really hate interacting with other people, especially females. They are just too different from me. They cannot be silent even for a moment, while i talk very rarely and only if i have something to say. They consider this as a 'weirdness', that i don't entertain them.
I'd like to find ideal girl with which i could share my life and bed, but that is a wet dream of mine. Well, maybe in the next life.
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Racist Test!
You have to choose between a beautiful, smart, sexy, sassy black woman(that looks like Janelle Monae) who is a highly respected executive at a law firm, and an upstanding pillar of the community who donates money to charities that helps to free poor African children escape slavery in the diamond mines. She'll get you cleaned up, get you a job at her company, and will help you get right with God in the church.. Or...
You can be with this degenerate "THICC" Asian girl who has tattoos, smokes weed and hookah pipes, is into the occult and fucked up sickdark shit, has a snarky sense of humor and loves to troll you all the time, and is psychotic and will likely cut you during sex and act stalkerish
Which do you choose?
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>>39623859
>has tattoos, smokes weed and hookah pipes, is into the occult and fucked up sickdark shit, has a snarky sense of humor and loves to troll you all the time, and is psychotic and will likely cut you during sex and act stalkerish
sounds like the average white girl in arts school
I'll take superior black woman....but part of me really wants to pick option 2 for some reason.
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The thicc Asian. I don't find Janelle Monae attractive, she looks like one of my friends from elementary school. She also just looks annoying as fuck to be around. This thicc Asian seems like the type you could have sex with once every couple weeks and she won't bother you between sessions because she's probably fucking somebody else.
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anyone not choosing the black woman is clearly racist, stupid, and an asiaphile to boot
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Anyone here ever had a gf?
If so, how did you cope with the feeling that she could cuck you at any moment and dump you?
I am really paranoid at even starting a relationship because of that
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>>39623807
has anyone tried this? does it work?
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>>39623836
I tried it, got me 15 days in county where I was raped and got hooked on heroin. Crime doesn't pay guys
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>>39623807
Typical...
You fail because of your fear of failure
Genius
Just admit you're a fucking faggot
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Why do normalfags feel jealousy so readily?
I swear people are just stupid fucking apes who feel anger the instant that someone has something they don't. People can be so petty and vindictive over absolutely fucking nothing.
Envy is truly one of the worst sins
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>>39623763
BRO YOURE NOT U WHEN U DONT EAT A SNICKERS
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Whereas robots do not feel envy at all.
>reeeee fuck you normies I deserve a gf give me one now
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>be tall good looking minority male
>every white guy acts like a catty little bitch towards you
it's pretty funny
*blocks your locker*
>Hey anon you nerd, do my homework or my brothers will beat you up. If you do a good job maybe I'll let you sniff my panties.
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*blocks your path*
Sorry it had to end like this, kid...
*Unsheathes katana*
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>>39623667
Every Stacy at my school was a sweetheart.
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>>39623667
>thinking every robot was a nerd who was good at school
I was fucking stupid as hell. Sure, i'll do her homework but she'll get an f
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>Be me 18 year old beta
>hit the gym, gain mass, and read pua book
>get an Asian Stacy like pic related
>she was a roastie with a slutty past in high school and I was a virgin
>"haha anon are you a player? How many girls have you been with"
>told her too many and played it off smoothly as a joke
>become a Chad and alpha into freshman year of college
> this Stacy is seriously mentally ill , she's a literal jehova witness
>found out she took the bbc in high school
> I am in computer science and she finds out about my nerdy smart side, Stacy loses interest
> starts taking molly and fucking djs at raves
>literally cucks me
>denies me sex and I look through her phone to find out she's fucking dj mike
>she laughed at my penis when it wasn't hard and said it was small
> I got it hard and she said it was a chode
> I got mad and she said it's smaller than dj mike
> I asked by how much and she made a distance of two inches
This cuckholdery happened continually with three different guys. All these guys had a bigger dick or better body than me. I became a robot but leveraged the depression and anger to do good in school and get a good career. Now this Stacy wants to get back into my life. I hated her so much for the angst she caused me and for destroying my confidence.
What do with this crazy chick? Pic related .
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>>39623638
Fuck'm
They're not worth your time, you know what she's made of
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>>39623638
>Talking to asian women, ever
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>>39623638
Show dominance girls will step all over you if you keeping being an ultra beta she's straight trying to get a reaction from you
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>have to read an article of like 15 pages for uni
>read 4chan for hours instead
why is it so hard to read things I need to read but spend my time so easy on this board that isn't even good?
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>could be bettering myself as a person
>shitposting on 4chan instead
WOO 10 YEARS OF POTENTIAL DOWN THE DRAIN
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>>39623631
Are you reading the articles in the same room you browse 4chan? You should separate your study room from your regular room. Have you tried the library?
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I have problems sitting down reading some times to. I use a text to speech program to go along with everything so I can listen to what I am reading. Also, it seems to make reading way faster.
https://ttsreader.com
Try using this on fast: If you go any faster you might loose comprehension.
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>Parents kicked me out
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>>39623624
>Being so much of a failure that your parents would actually kick you out
Why didn't you just get a mcjob faggot?
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>>39623669
>Being a wagecuck
Id rather be a NEET
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>>39623703
Enjoy eating out of garbage cans
>He actually fell for the meme
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What type of girl is r9k into?
Me, like the one on the right.
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Tall, skinny blonde with petite features. Small butt, Small boobs, small hips.
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>>39623548
They both look 14 to me.
I think I prefer very tall heavy women.
Think women's rowers.
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>>39623548
Biologically female and not morbidly obese are about my only standards.
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Who's high as fuck right now? Who's gonna get high today?
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>>39623534
Skipped a mandatory orientation for an online class. Might take some kolonopin in a little bit.
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>>39623534
I'm gonna. I've got 2 grams of weed and 2 grams of hash, I'll mix them and smoke them in joints and bowls.
This is genuinely supposed to be my last day. I have been a chronic smoker for 6 months now (high all day long, usually starting 10 minutes after I wake up), and I feel that this fun time is over. I can keep smoking weed, be content and accomplish nothing in life, or I can drop it, be more stressed and tired and have full access to my potential.
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>>39623534
tfw only have a tiny nugget left to last me all weekend and some codine fk man
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>be me, 26 KHV NEET virgin
>me and my older brother (in his late 30s) haven't gotten on well lately
>his basically a normie who works very hard for his family and deserves everything his got, I respect him alot, even wish I was like him
>txt him 1-2 months ago saying a long nice txt that I wish we could hang out more and I want to not be angry at each other, basically I want to be on good terms again
>he ignores this
>next day call him out and was angry he ignored me
>his wife answers instead and gives me a bunch of yelling and its my fault he don't talk to me
>okay then
>apologize and move on
>1 week ago
>txt him randomly "hello bro"
>asks who this even is (he doesn't even know its me, his brother txting him) (this really depressed me)
>said It's his brother
>yeah right so what do you want
>ask him (because i noticed he didn't know it was me) did he get my txt a month back where I was reaching out to him
>"nope" "what txt?"
>realize his wife covered it up and never told him about it but told him I was angry at him
>I tell him I'm upset and disappointed
>he doesnt' respond
>2 days ago
>message him one final time to just apologize for everything and I wish we spent more time doing chill stuff instead of being angry but I hope his alright etc
>no response
>today
>I'm really fucking depressed about other stuff
>notice his online on facebook
>I message him "hey why you ignoring me, did you get my apology txt"
>he immediately calls me
>starts absolutely yelling at me, calling me a little bitch and a failure and hurled a bunch of abuse at me
>says his going to come to my house tomorrow and snap down the front door and break me in half
I don't need this... why did I even bother. yeah hows my shit blog robots. basically I can't sleep now.
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You just need to let it go man
Your brother has his own life
Why can't you find yours?
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Sounds like the wife if stirring shit and I'll be honest, I don't know a way that can stop it that doesn't result in a conflict. I guess the best and only thing you can do is cut contact and leave them to their own devices. If violence is being threatened against you then it's just not worth the hassle.
Stay strong bro
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>>39623515
I haven't spoken to my sister in 14 years. Not a word. She got married to some asshole and she was summarily poisoned against me the moment I hinted I thought he was an asshole.
She tried reaching out to me 2 years ago when her house burned down because they needed a place to stay, I didn't respond. My point is let sleeping dogs lie anon. It's not as if YOU created the rift, right?
Why don't you follow Taoism, robos?
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Zhuangzi is my favourite book I've read it 3 times.
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>>39623466
Because I follow zen buddism
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>>39623507
But Zen is fanfiction-tier Buddhism and that's assuming it's legit Zen. Odds are well over 90% that the "Zen" you follow is some nonsense interpretation brought out of Asia in the 50s and 60s by baby boomers.
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I am on an Airplane right now. What do robots?
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>>39623464
post comfy pics of your surroundings
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>>39623464
Look out the window and listen to speedmetal.
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Sleep sitting up, or order some orange juice and spill it all over the guy sitting next to you right before you try to make a conversation with him.
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How exactly does reading make you smarter? I legit need to know
I have been reading "the Doritos Effect" lately but im extremely lazy and can't read more than 15 pages a day. What the fuck do I do?
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For one, it can help you in the ability to focus on one thing for a long period of time assuming you don't just put it down after 15 minutes.
Also if you're putting it down that soon you should find a more interesting book.
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>>39623448
It is a pretty good book, but im just a faggot with a lot of time and literally can't socialize very often (house away from town, no car, friends far away, etc.)
Thanks for the advice!
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>>39623421
Nothing can make you smarter Gaylord.
All reading will do if you're retarded is be good value entertainment.
If you're an unchallenged smartass pupa then reading is going to arm you with a much better command of English and ability to articulate ideas.
any anon here tried acutane
i'm gonna start taking it in Monday
but i'm worried what will happen
does it make my acne worse at the start
also what about depression i'm already mentally ill
tell me your experience with accutane (curacne)
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>>39623528
i've done a blood test(kidney) or whatever they call it in en*lish
so i won't have any serious effect
i'm talking about depression
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>>39623394
Do it. acne is a curse. Life already sucks enough
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Got it when i was a child for bad back acne. Was on it for 6-12 months really dont remember was a while ago.
Only bad thing i remember was my lower lip got this gap in the middle. Almost like a cut or something, it stayed for some 2 years after cutting treatment, but it was whatever i was 13 so didnt matter much. No permanent shit and idk if the gradual loss of acne was natural or affected by this, for me, but good luck
Didnt make a noticeable difference, back (and face) acne just disappeared a few years later.