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this pasta should be updated for hiro even though he doesnt deserve it
Get the fuck off my board you fucking niggers!!!
Nice try, but everyone knows nig nogs can't use computers
Who is she and why did she become a meme on /r9k/?
>>36739540
But it's a boy anon
>>36739540
(((she))) is the infamous male succubus
we, poor sods, have lost all hope of actually having any sort of intimacy with a girl so we make a mental compromise: the degrading act of actually being with another male.
jokes on us, because we could never be with a girl (male) either
>>36739976
>jokes on us, because we could never be with a girl (male) either
jesus that is the most depressing shit isnt it?...
>when the porn folder gets opened
>on the skytrain where every one can see it?
Guess im joining the army
Any suggestions
>inb4 kys nigger
I don't care if I'm late. kys nigger.
How's Vancouver doin these days
no instead shit yer self while on the skytrain nikkkuuuuhh
hows that for a twist my fellow vancouverite?
Best roast wins $100
>>36739485
>roast me
more like rostie
Shave your head and you'd look like a 7 year old male holocaust victim
Why this bitch look like a retarded loki?
>beaten by his stepfather because of his intelligence
>tormented by his peers in school for being smarter than them
>made to waste 12 years of his early life in the standard education system
>left university upon realizing he could teach his professors more than they could teach him
>wants to abolish academia after his experience in dealing with it
>spent most of his life working as a bouncer
The smartest man alive and his intelligence is being wasted. Is this guy proof that normies ruin everything?
>>36739479
>made no contribution to mankind
>>36739501
yes, because of normies ruining his potential
Grade-A pretentious shithead. Proof that a high IQ won't necessarily get you anywhere or allow you to say anything of substance.
Behold: a normie meme I found after searching "reee" on Google images.
Can you even begin to decipher it's meaning? Didn't think so.
Could it be that normies are the true memers on the internet? This image, this piece of art, is on a higher level than we can even dream of comprehending.
>>36739467
Really activates the ole almonds.
>>36739467
This infograph depicts the Taxonomy of meme each grouping is nested within the subsequent grouping. For example:
1) All "fine art" are "reee-actionary"
2) All "reee-actionary" are "sumg"
3)All fine art, reee-actionary and sumg are "pepe"
...and so on.
However this is missing the final tier with should be Life and Culture.
Biology 101.
>>36740108
>me, a week ago
>10 pm, browsing 4chan
>someone starts knocking on my apartment door
>not quite banging, just knocking really fast and forcefully
>sit still and wait, hoping they'll fuck off
>5min later they haven't, I open the door
>it's Jordan Peterson
>wants to know if I'd like to buy a DVD Extended Collection (this is what he actually calls it) of his lectures
>tell him no but he's really enthusiastic and I feel bad so I end up buying two anyway
>after this he asks if I want to buy a new kind of air filter, says he's got several in his truck, keeps hyping them up
>I say no, he seems really disappointed and kind of upset with himself
>he leaves
>look out the window and he's pulling out in a white pickup with like twenty stand-up air purifiers in boxes in the back
wtf
>text friend asking if they want to hang out in a few hours
>go on a run right after because the possibility of hanging out fills me with motivation
>only time I am motivated enough to do anything like exercising
>run fairly fast and push myself to my limits because of motivation
>force myself not to read their reply until I am done
>get home, very sweaty, going to go hop in the shower and then hang out
>read their reply
>"busy", "can't" or a million other ways of saying no
>crushed and completely demotivated, but at least I got my exercise in for the day
Anybody else know this feel?
actually no.
I do sport 6 - 7 times a week and am currently training for a 200km bike ride.
the thing is, I feel like I do this in order to stay away from people.
...maybe try channeling your dissapointment and lonleyness into anger.
seems to "help" me.
>>36739460
Yeah, I noticed it after high school. Turns out that once they aren't forced to deal with me no one wanted to hang out anymore. I already deleted all their phone numbers out of spite. Just tell me to fuck off instead of getting my hopes up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4gOIt-M02A
you lost me at
>texting friend
did you ever go to a nudist beach?
>>36739439
the intention of this thread is to know that
>>36739457
there is no any other intention i swear
>>36739478
stop insisting please
Post your artworks and creative shit, /r9k/.
Writing, artworks, music, whatever.
This is a sketch I did. I fucked up the eyes in the original sketch by making one eye off-centre so I had to try and fix it up with photoshop after scanning it.
My key artistic inspirations for this piece were that vampires are great and so are big breasts. It's a consistent theme in most of my works.
That's actually pretty good. I can't draw or make music so I'll just compliment your photo.
>My key artistic inspirations for this piece were that vampires are great and so are big breasts. It's a consistent theme in most of my works.
made my day anon.
this is the only piece of work I've done recently, and it was months ago now. I really want to git gud at drawing, it's all I want, but no matter how much I think, "I could draw right this second" I never actually find the motivation to do it
>>36739505
I love this art style, reminds me of final fantasy concept art
Anyone else here /KFC/?
I love their buckets of Original Recipe and Extra Crispy. Nothing else compares.
>>36739428
Their mashed potatoes and gravy are unreal. Best biscuits in the business.
I love KFC's side dishes
>>36739428
KFC is literal shit. Please don't poison your body, go to literally any other chicken place, preferably small family run ones.
>>36739923
$10 for a 3 piece and two sides. Not a good deal
Please list the things that stop you from killing yourself.
understanding that depression and nihilism are all world views that can be flipped upside down
>the void
>delicious cake
>don't want to kill future me just in case
I don't want to hurt my family.
reminder that women:
>have better and longer orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>our clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
>Iive longer
>bleeding out of my genitalia every month
>cramps and mood swings
>getting ostracized for playing vidya
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise
>having to compete with every other bitch stacey
>having to use makeup daily
I think I'll stick with my penis, thanks.
Also
>living longer is an advantage
>>36740002
>can't jerk off without making a huge mess and shitloads of noise
you're literally retarded
want to die
what about you guys, tell me how youre feeling
Me too, thanks.
just kill me pete like you said you were going to do so long ago.
>>36739394
why didnt pete kun kill you wtf
Violent moods swings for the past 30 or so hours, derealization/depersonalization/psychosis(?)
At the moment I'm feeling alright though but I'll update you in an hour when that changes.
Is it cucked if your wife has a daughter?
>>36739301
only if the childs man is still alive
>>36739301
Lol your wife still has a living fuck trophy of that dick she took back in 2006
>>36739371
Yeah but I would possess his fucking daughter so I'd feel I have the one up there
What operating system do you use, robots?
>>36739255
Windows 10 because I'm not an autistic programmer or music producer
inb4 winshit10 spyware cuck
they think the NSA didn't spy on us before lol
>>36739349
Win 10 is better than 8 at least, I really wish I could get 7 on this computer but it's not really an option
>>36739255
Hvindoshs tan